I don't own Reborn, but I do own the 11th Generation!

Yeah. The bad guys aren't in yet cause I'm tryin to come up with a really cool mafia name. If you have one and want me to use it, I will love you for all eternity.

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Yuki let out a delighted cry as a bored Shinko walked in with Hibari and Kusubake. Shinko let out a small triumphant smirk at the idea of beating Angel and Kyo. However Kyo showed up shortly after with Dino.

"Where is the herbivore?" Shinko demanded.

"Tatuaggio amante is with the Varia," Hiro told them, "It's no big deal."

"It's a huge deal!" Yuki cried, "What if they kill her? What if they don't believe her? What if they decide that she's lying, so they strap her down to a table and start to…"

"I don't think that will happen," Kyo muttered.

Gokudera chose that moment to walk in, a small frown on his face.

"What's up?" Yuki asked, skipping over to his side.

"That girl, Nami," Gokudera growled out, "she annoys me so much!"

Hiro laughed at that, "Nami annoys everyone except for sporgenza and tatuaggio amante get annoyed by her."

"Yamamoto isn't," Gokudera whispered.

Shinko groaned, "I'm leaving. This jealousy crap bores me."

Shinko stalked out of the room, muttering something inappropriate for children to hear.

Dino frowned, "Why would you be jealous of Nami?"

"Um…we haven't exactly told them who are parents are," Kyo told him, "But I think we will tell them tonight. Don't worry Mom!"

Hibari froze, "Mom?"

"We need to tell them fast," Hiro whispered to Yuki, who nodded.

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"So let me get this straight, you won't tell us who your parents are, we have to guess," Chrome asked, frowning slightly.

"Yeah, we just told you one parent, so have fun," Yuki told them giggling.

"Why don't we start with Nami?" Toya suggested, only to be punched by her. "Alright, go."

"Reborn."

"What the…"

"Tsuna."

"Due, seriously?"

"Hibari."

"Ryohei…"

"Dino."

Kyo snorted.

"Chrome."

Shinko pulled out her cell phone and dialed Angel's number.

Angel frowned as her phone started to ring, "Hello?"

"Angel, you have to hear this. Joushi is letting the Guardian's guess who are parents are, and Ryohei's on Nami. Oh, let the Varia listen, it's funny," Shinko's calm voice sounded over the phone.

Angel snorted before putting it on speaker.

Xanxus glared at her, Angel just shrugged, "If Shinko says kit's funny, it's freakin' hilarious."

That got them to gather around the phone. And then mayhem started.

"Mukuro!"

Squalo gave Angel a look.

"Kyoko!"

"Shut up!" Nami's voice came through.

"Haru!"

"Make him stop Yuki!"

"Lambo!"

"…Isn't she as old as him?" they heard Hiro whisper. Bel started laughing.

"I-pin!"

"That's just weird," Yamamoto muttered.

"Lal March!"

"WHAT OS WRONG WITH YOU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU…Yuki! Let me go!"

"Colenello!"

"That's just weird," Tsuna muttered.

"Me!"

"Let me kill him!" Nami's voice ragged.

"Xanxus!"

Toya started to laugh, "Oh my god! This is priceless!"

"Squalo!"

In the plane, Angel snorted.

"What's so funny?" Fran asked.

"He's just listing names."

"Levi!"

"I will kill him!"

"Mammon."

"He's dead." Shinko told him, bored.

"Oh…Bel!"

Angel couldn't help it, she also stared to laugh.

"Lussuria!"

All of the 11th Generation, except for a furious Nami, started to howl with laughter. The Varia joined in, because they knew the kids true parents.

"I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!" Nami roared.

"Mosca!"

"This is funnier than what he usually does to her!" Hiro chocked out.

"What does he usually do?" Reborn asked.

"Just doesn't leave her alone. Drives her nuts."

"Byakuran!"

"Where did you get that from! Do I look anything like that white haired freak!" Nami screamed.

"Irie!"

"Shut up!"

"Spanner!"

"Quiet!"

"Glo!"

"Make it stop!"

"Gama!"

"No! NONONONONO!"

"Gokudera!"

"Yes!" Nami screamed in delight, "Finally!"

"Really?" Ryohei sounded amazed, "Someone let octopus-head reproduce?"

"Hiro, didn't you say Nami was Yamamoto's daughter?" Chrome asked.

"…yes."

"…WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" Gokudera yelled.

"They're both my parents stupid," Nami yelled at Ryohei, "How about this, whoever just got chosen get to chose next!"

"Sure," Toya frowned.

"Shinko, is Angel listening?" Hiro asked.

"Yes, she's still laughing," Shinko broadly told them.

"Great, cause she's next," Nami told them.

Angel stopped laughing, "I'm gonna find some way to kill her over the phone."

Bel laughed at the expression on her face. Squalo smirked, knowing that no one would ever guess hat.

"Squalo!" Ryohei yelled.

"How the …" Squalo muttered.

"You totally just guessed that didn't you," Hibari asked.

"That's EXTREMLY right!"

"No more random name yelling," Kyo begged, "It's really annoying when it doesn't bug Nami."

"What did you say!"

"So, who's her other parent?" Tsuna asked.

"Squalo."

"What!?"

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I'm so sorry it's taking s long! But there's been this one little problem. I don't know the real funeral wreaths names yet! (cries hopelessly in a corner) So until I do, I'll be stalling and outing in fillers. So yeah.