Dear Diary,
It's Nessie again. Well who would it be, Emmett?
It should be!
Trying to snoop here! Shut up Emmett!
I woke up in Jacob's bed today. It was one of those beautiful rare sunny days. But that's not why I was so warm. :)
Where is this going?
I swear we didn't do ANYTHING!
You better not have.
Ness and I are engaged and you still don't trust me!
SHUT UP!
I was sleeping curled into a ball on the edge of the bed. I was pretty comfortable but I was really hot. Jake had fallen asleep in the little window bed-
Fine I trust you, Jacob.
Yay!
I looked around and found Jacob sleeping on the bed only three or four inches always from me.
Trust gone.
HAHAHAHAHA
Shut up Emmett!
I thought my dad was gonna kill me! Jake told me he got cold!
Will I ever get though an entry without trouble?
HAHA NOPE!
But we didn't sleep together.
Trust is somewhat back.
YAY ME!
He claimed he stayed on his side of the bed even though Jake is HUGE! But he was under all the blankets and I was only under one so it was okay because we had a barrier.
Jake made me go home, much to my disappointment. Oh the joys of Cullen family fun night. And we both had to go.
Family fun night. Oh how do I begin to describe family fun night?
I had to pass the dad inspection when we got back. No swollen mouth from kissing, no bruises, cuts or scrapes. I guess we past but I think he almost caught on.
Anyway we went to the main house to play the game of the night. Everyone was waiting for us.
This is where I come in! Yay!
I've been in it the whole time! Haha!
That's bugging me.
Sorry Eddie.
Don't call me that!
Sorry.
How about Edwardo or Eddie teddy, or Eddie has fun in beddie?
Back to the diary!
Agreed!
Okay Jakey cakes!
Don't call me that, Emmett!
Okay how about Jake-a-lious or Jakely or Jakey like to shakey?
Shake what?
The bed! :)
What?
We didn't do ANYTHING! And what is with you and beds, Emmett?
My bed is quite comfortable thank you
You don't even sleep!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW! BACK TO THE BOOK!
Alice was jumping up and down with glee. Alice had us play truth or dare. Daddy didn't want me to play. He thought I would get hurt. But I wasn't the one getting hurt.
But I'm getting ahead of myself. The begging of it was pretty fun. I dared Mom to let Alice and Rose dress her for the school year. That was fun. Jacob sure thought it was funny.
Then Mon decided to pick Emmett who, of course, chose the dare.
Hell yeah I did!
SHUT UP!
Emmett dare was to go to a bank in a disguise with a water gun full of apple juice. Get everyone scared and if her was questioned, he had to squirt people with apple juice until they shut up. The best part was that when they begin to give him money, he had to yell at them and ask for something stupid like bowls.
That was a really good dare. Fun too. Poor Newton.
Sadly I wasn't allowed to go. We tried to watch it on Jakes phone but Dad blocked it. Apparently, Emmett had run into an old high school pall and scarred him half to death. This had a lot of people laughing.
When everyone finally settled down and we resumed the game. That's when it got interesting.
Emmett picked me. He wanted me to go to Victoria's Secret and wear my purchases around the mall. I looked at Jacob and he had a look on his face like something was going to happen.
Than Dad yelled at him. He wanted to know what Jacob had done to me. And Jake yelled back. And that's when my dad snapped.
OooooOoooO. What's gong happen?
You were there, Emmett!
Oh yeah, right!
The next thing I knew Jake was in the wall. I'm tired so I'll the rest tomorrow
