The Misadventures of Ash Ketchum in the Chuck Norris Region…
Chapter 3
The First Gym
NOTES: Just to clear things, please read chapter 1 and 2. Second, please understand that this is in my POV. Got it? And to clarify that I'm talking to Ash as well, the text will be in like [this.] Understand? Good.
"Gah! Stupid, stupid, stupid maze!"
Apparently, Ash got lost.
Pika, pika, groaned Pikachu. He had noticed how exceedingly dumb Ash has become. In the Chuck Norris Region's first gym, there happens to be a "maze" which consists of one corridor, leading straight to the gym leader, Myg.
There were no traps, other trainers, just a bamboo floor, stretching for about 30 feet, then an elevated platform, perfect for having Pokémon battles. There, Myg waited day and night for Ash to approach him.
There was nothing at all hindering Ash except his own mind.
He thought that there could be no gym with out any secrets, and he believed that there was an invisible wall (much like Koga's gym back in Kanto) blocking his way.
Bam! Ash fell backwards as he hit his imaginary wall. (By the way, the bam was a sound effect from Ash's own lips.)
"Ugh… there HAS to be a way through this wall…" Ash growled.
Myg, a man who seemed to combined a dirty feel and a formal aura in his essence, facepalmed himself. Sweat could be seen rolling across his thick, hairless, brow down to his dirty (yet formal) coat. Oh, why did he decide not to have any assistants? If he had one, he could have made him or her drag Ash and bring him to the center of the gym. Because Myg, having no legs, couldn't do the job. And besides. Ash didn't want him to help anyway.
"Ash. How many times do I have to tell you, THERE ISN'T AN INVISIBLE WALL IN MY GYM! Just, WALK STRAIGHT!"
"How can I walk straight? THERE'S A WALL IN FRONT OF ME!" said Ash. He tried pushing the invisible wall, to no avail.
"Where in the first place would I get an invisible wall?" asked Myg nonchalantly.
"Walmart, duh. They sell all sorts of walls. I bought my mom a wall that could toprave for Christmas."
[Ash, Walmart doesn't exist in Kanto.]
"Oh sure it does. You just right on W 37th St., go down Broadway, and there's Walmart. Wait a minute… it's the talking voice again! I told you, you have a crush on me since you keep stalking me."
[FOR THE LAST TIME, I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU.]
"Whatever," said Ash.
Myg was puzzled. "Okay, that's new, talking with yourself… Ash, I think you should go and visit a psychiatrist before challenging me."
"What? Why would I need to visit some dumb psychiatrist? The last time my mom sent me there, the weirdo woman told me I have delusions, I'm immature for my age, I have low IQ, and should be sent to a mental hospital! Like, she should go to a mental hospital! I have a higher IQ than Alakazam, just to let you know," Ash quipped.
"Uh… riiiiight. So, I'll just take a nap now, and if you ever figure out that there isn't a invisible wall, or like… you have a left hand–"
"Wait a minute, I have a left hand?" said Ash in disbelief. "No way. Only Pokemon Eggs have left hands."
This time, Pikachu facepalmed himself (with his left hand...)
To Be Continued…
