Day 3 - Cold
"I cannot believe that woman, not allowing the kids to have any candy, it's ridiculous!" Naruto laid on the floor with one of the mixed packages in his hand, and a couple of pieces of candy in the other.
"Hn," Sasuke grunted while reading one or his- if you asked Naruto, boring books, while lying on the bed.
"Do you even care about the kids, Sasuke?" Naruto asked with a high-pitched voice, throwing another piece of candy into his mouth.
Sasuke looked up from his book, and raised his eyebrow, "you're not even doing this for the kids, but rather because you walked-"
"Yeah, yeah, I get it!" Naruto interrupted Sasuke's monotone voice before he had the chance to finish his sentence, blushing just by the thought of what happened.
"I don't want to hear it, I don't need to relive it," Naruto said as he threw the rest of the candy in his mouth, gulping it all up with no trouble.
"That Kiba sure is trying some different things than what you would imagine, huh," Sasuke smirked as he saw Naruto's face flashing-back in horror.
Naruto had only walked in on Kiba and Hinata that one time, and it had been one too many. Though Sasuke had walked in on them a couple of times, Naruto had heard it all from the Uchiha. Now having seen it once he could imagine all the times he had heard about it - with ease.
"She's like a little sister to me, it was so wrong!" Naruto shook his head.
"Well, you cannot really avoid it either, they're right down the hall, and you keep marching in without knocking on the door," Sasuke threw his book to the side, maybe it had been too ambiguous to read while Naruto was still in the room.
"Well how would I know they were having sex in the middle of the day!?" Naruto's cheeks immediately turned pink as soon as the word 'sex' had passed his lips.
"Couples have sex at different hours through the day, not just at night, dobe," Sasuke said with a sigh, hiding a smile, the blond could be so ignorant sometimes.
"seriously? I thought it was a nighttime thing,"
"You sound like a virgin," Sasuke said without thinking.
"Well I cannot help it, I haven't found the right one," Naruto was defensive.
"Hn," Sasuke grunted, trying not to think about how it would be to be that one person.
"What about you?"
"What about me?"
"How many have you been with?" Naruto's voice lowered as if he were asking for a secret.
"A couple," Sasuke shook on his shoulders. Though it had been more than a couple, he somehow didn't want to tell the blond about the exact number, not yet.
"Hmm," Naruto looked up at the roof, intertwining his fingers, using them as a pillow under his head.
"Hey Sasuke, what is sex like?" Naruto suddenly asked after a while of silence.
Sasuke sat up on the bed, looking at Naruto who laid on his back on the floor. His shirt was being pulled up, revealing a happy trail with slightly darker hair than the blond ones on his head. Sasuke's eyes glanced over the abs you could hint slightly was there. He could feel a growing bulge in his pants.
"This is stupid," Sasuke said as he got up from the bed before his bulge grew any more visual, "I'm taking a shower," he said before he closed the door to the bathroom.
"Hey, I want to shower after you," Naruto said, getting a small reply of acceptance behind the door.
After Sasuke's shower, and Naruto enters, he immediately screams.
"Why is the water so damn cold Sasuke!?"
"... I- uuuh, like cold showers," Sasuke answers after a painfully long time of silence.
"You sure are weird," Naruto said as he turned up for the heat.
