3. First

Edward turns into Maes shortly after Alphonse gets his body back. He purchases a camera and solemnly vows to document all of his brother's milestones in his new body.

"Your first breakfast!" Click. He squeals as Alphonse sluggishly flops a hand into his cereal bowl.

"Your first steps!" Click. He claps as Alphonse falls unceremoniously out of bed on his way to the bathroom.

"Your first obscene gesture!" Click. He gushes as Alphonse breathlessly flips him off from across the room.

The phase doesn't last long though, because wouldn't you know it – Alphonse makes good on his first threat, too.