A/N: Merci to MarkedBenjamin, Rainshimmer, Writer of the North, Shadow-KissedKK, fizix13, InuYashaFreak, InheritanceArtist, and katiegirl101199. You lot make this fic!

MarkedBenjamin: Cheers!

Rainshimmer: You can dare right now! Sure I'll make him marry you, I just gotta introduce him first, and of course I'll continue bagging out Arya, she had it coming to her, anyway.

Writer of the North: Isn't it just?

Shadow-KissedKK: Hey! That ain't rubbish! Nothing can ever be called rubbish after reading Loriananna's stuff, I quote a song (though it can hardly be named such) in chapter two "I love you and you love me, I have a gheart and you have a gkey1 we are gona get marr-ied and have a hgish famlily1" biggest lol of my life! Oh god, cannibalistic guinea pigs, now I've heard of everything, don't blame you for not eating porridge, it feels like someone has already eaten it and spat it back out by the time you get around to chewing it. Thanks for the review mate!

fizix13: Course you can bad-mouth those races! Just not skin colour, or earth nationality.

InuYashaFreak: I'm glad you think so, can't wait to hear your dares mate!

InheritanceArtist: Eh, I try (Lol) I'm so gonna have to use the line 'Awesomely Awesome' somewhere!

katiegirl101199: Thanks bud! :)

DISCLAIMER: For gods sake, if I owned the bloody Inheritance Cycle I wouldn't be wasting my time on fanfiction, I'd be taking a cruise in the Bahamas....

NOTE: No offense intended towards vegetarians in this chapter.

---- And let the madness begin!----

2.

I HATE PLANTS!

"Wait- What?, I don't get it." Eragon claimed for what was probably the millionth time that hour, Dare had explained herself and her master Raven, who, as it turned out was actually a fourteen year old 'Australian' girl with the awesome and almost totally useless power to make shabby pieces of green paper speak, have personalities of their own and completely bag out the elves without being turned into an echidna what with all the arrows sticking out of them.

Angela sighed and replied, seeing as she was the only one with any small stretch of patience left. "Orik found a piece of paper-"

Green Paper! Interjected Dare

"Alright, green paper, which some completely random Aussie chick gave the ability to speak, and supposedly if we play a game of 'truth or dare' Raven will teleport herself here through the power of Christmas and completely whip Galbatorix's butt. Savvy?"

"Man, talk about speeches" Solembum stated cynically, "Did you even breathe during that?"

Angela smiled and tapped her nose in a most annoying way that would remind any earth born child of a game called 'Charades', the owner of which Raven has decided should have been shot at birth.

"You used Dare's word!" Arya said accusingly, grasping at straws and riding over Solembum, "What does 'savvy' even mean?"

Dare ignored the elf and spoke to Angela instead, You've been to Earth, haven't you?

"NO!" Angela screamed in reply

Then how do you know of the word 'savvy?'

There was a collective silence a few seconds after Dare's claim in which everyone turned to face Angela and she whistled the world famous 'guilty' tune.

"You didn't" exclaimed Nasuada and Angela did the whole shifty eye thing before pulling out a water pistol from somewhere in her coat (Who knows what kind of things she keeps in there) and promptly sprayed the piece of paper within a near inch of its life.

Argh. I'm melting. Dare said sarcastically, For god's sake Angela, I'm not the wicked witch of the west!

Angela grumbled something unintelligible before sitting down again and putting the super soaker back inside her shirt.

There was a great red flash in which made everyone within a three metre radius (Which was everyone) topple off their chairs in surprise, and suddenly there appeared a red scrap of paper nearly identical to Dare on the table where said paper resided, and in black letters appeared the words,

Hi Dare! Raven decided that since you were doing so badly that she'd send me in to help!

Dare then proceeded to recite every swearword, curse and profanity she could think of to the point where poor, innocent Eragon's eyeballs promptly fell out of his head.

Truth! I told you! I told Raven! That girl is gonna die! You were meant to stay back you piece of-

"Truth?" asked Katrina, "You mean this is-"

Yeah! Said Truth, not waiting for her to finish her sentence, I'm Truth and she's Dare, Truth or Dare? Get it?

Dare would have rolled her eyes if she had any, but settled for the regurgitation of another hundred swearwords, this time in French.

Nasuada stood up suddenly, "Look, I know this is stupid,-"

Merde! Dare interrupted.

"-but I think we should play, Cos' if there's even the slightest chance that this Raven person can defeat Galbatorix's then I'm going to take it, who's with me?"

"I'm in" stated Angela

"Me too" added Solembum

"Me three" decided Jormundur

"Me four!" said Orin

"Me five" agreed Elva

"Me six" sighed Arya

"Me seven!" shouted Roran

"Me eight" Roared Saphira, and they all turned to face the only person who had not yet declared teir agreeance,

Eragon frowned "I can't count that high," he said "But I'm in too!"

Right then! Exclaimed Dare, who would be rubbing her hands together in glee if she had any, who wants to go first?

Everyone in the room skittered back and turned pale at exactly the same time, except for Arya, who had somehow managed to miss the group decision and stood there like an idiot while a long line of Mary-Sue's turned in their graves.

"Well damn." She stated, and backed away slowly.

Thank you for volunteering Arya! Said Truth,

Now, what will you choose? Asked Dare

Truth? Questioned Truth

Or Dare? Asked Dare.

Arya looked back and forth, as though looking for a way to get out of the current situation, fixing her rather accusing glare on Eragon, but when help was not forthcoming and everyone looked down to hide their grins and twiddled their fingers Arya decided to regain some Mary-Sue honour, and stated "Dare." Proudly,

At first Dare was surprised at being chosen, but then remembered that Arya came from the land of the Sues and decided to get on with the game.

Right then! She said, I dare you to eat meat!

Arya looked appalled, "But that's against every single Elvin rule that ever was!" she shrieked,

Oh come on Arya! If we're not meant to eat animals, how come their made of meat?

"I-I won't!" she shouted, and much to everyone in the rooms surprise Nasuada argued alongside Dare,

"What's so bad about it? I mean, come on, you have to have tasted meat at some point!"She declared

"NO! I Haven't! And none of you should have tasted it either!" Arya replied frantically

"Hey," Said Angela, somewhat defensively, "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!"

Truth seemed taken aback that most everyone (Save for Eragon) was agreeing with Dare's dare, because to be totally, bluntly honest, Dare usually went a fair bit overboard on the first dare, and she was surprised that they (With the obvious exception) seemed to be taking it so well,

"But seriously" inputted Orin, "The animals would kill you if they had the chance! Why do you love them so much?"

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals!" Arya practically screamed, her eyes wild, "I'm a vegetarian because I HATE PLANTS!"

There was a great silence for a second straight after Arya's 'confession' which Elva promptly broke by bursting into a slightly scary bout of laughter which had Eragon hiding under a chair and Nasuada wondering whether a rat being hit with a tennis racket could possibly make a worse noise.

Truth and Dare were laughing as well as they were able, which consisted of having the repeated words 'Ha ha ha' flash across them repeatedly along with the occasional 'lol'.

Arya, (who was still very much red in the face) tried to sit down, only to have angela and Orin hold her back.

"What?" she snapped unhappily, crossing her arms with contempt,

"Don't you dare-" Angela paused and faced Dare "Sorry, no pun intended, Don't you dare even think that you've wormed your way out of this one! You still have to chomp down bambi yet!"

Dare stopped chortling at once and faced Arya,

That you do, Missus Sue.

An hour later...

"!#%&" Said Orin

Biase! Added truth, who had, like Dare, used up all the swearwords in the English dictionary and had now resorted to French.

"Just do it you piece of [insert swearword of choice] " intoned Elva

"Elva!" exclaimed Angela, "Where did you learn that kind of language?"

"Well it's not really all that bloody difficult, is it?" she replied angrily, "What with Truth and Dare going off their rockets and all"

Angela seemed at a loss of words and turned to Dare for what we can only presume was advice.

Dare tried to sigh, but had no bodily functions to do so and settled for writing *sigh*, then continuing to solve the problem at hand.

Alright Arya, here's the deal, since you totally and completely reject the idea of horking down thumper, I'm going to give you another dare. Wrote Dare, who was the first person in half an hour to speak so much as a sentence without swearing.

Oh no Said Truth, Arya, I may not be the wisest thing on the planet, but I happen to know that the dare Dare is about to give you will be a thousand times worse than the last one. I'd eat the meat if I was you.

"Well you aren't me are you?" Arya snapped, who seemed to be a tad more irritable as of late, perhaps because the Sue council decided to take away her membership badge, or because a scrap of ratty green paper was trying to con her into breaking one of the elves oldest and noblest traditions.

She took a look around the room at her fellow players, and flinched at the steam emitting from each of their ears.

"alright" she relented reluctantly, "I accept, what's my new dare?"

Dare tried to grin evilly and failed epically because of the simple fact that she did not possess a face.

Right then! I dare you to.......

A/N: Oh god I did a cliffhanger! Argh! Soz brud, I couldn't help it. If you don't click that ruddy green button right now and review this story ain't goin nowhere, I need YOUR dares, and I'd prefer that I got them now.