A/N: Wow I seem to be in a roll here. Managed to update both TWWT and Seven Days and write a new story! Weird. Thanks for the reviews and here's the long awaited third chapter! Enjoy!

Tenji Love

Neji strolled lazily back to Tenten's house. After the little incident with Tenten and the activation of the byakugan, he had decided to give her some time off. The question that bothered him now was, what was he supposed to do? He had made a deal to act like Tenten and vice versa and he thought it would look extremely suspicious if he should start training in closed ranged combats. And Tenten was a weapon expert and to be truthful, as much as Neji admired her, he simply didn't have a thing for weapons, thus leaving him in a predicament.

Now, if he had been in his body, he would have simply gone home or at least trained but being stuck in his team mates body made him wary of doing such activities. After all, he was sure that the main branch would have a shock if a girl just suddenly appeared in their household.

Neji sighed in disappointment. Truth be told, he didn't know what to do. What did girls usually do in their spare time? In a matter of fact, what did Tenten do in her spare time? Thus he decided that the only decent thing to do was go back home to her house and of course get to know her better.

By snooping around her bedroom that is.

Neji smirked. Tenten might be his best friend but that didn't mean he couldn't be a little deviant at times. With the huge amount of access towards Tenten's personal life, Neji was suddenly tempted to pry into her daily life.

I wonder if she has a diary? I could use it for blackmailing purposes.

It was a little secret game that Neji and Tenten often played when given the chance. They would seek out information about the other and use it for their own benefit. So far Neji was aware that Tenten was ahead of him by three points. But that could easily be changed.

Neji turned left on a corner beside a small park and made his short distance towards Tenten's home. He looked at the little kids playing in the park with exhausted red faces with mild interest. He saw a couple of mothers chatting to each other whilst keeping a lookout on their children. Somehow this small gesture made Neji curiously wonder about his own mother but after a second, he suppressed the thought. He wasn't in the mood to think about her right now.

Neji averted his gaze to the road ahead of him and saw that he was twenty meters away from Tenten's house. He saw the lone Uchiha walk past him on his left and Neji ignored him.

What's he doing here? He couldn't help but wonder.

Opening the door, Neji was greeted by Tenten's enthusiastic mother.

"Hello darling! How are you?" she asked pleasantly.

Neji forced the wheels on his lips to turn to an upward smile- a simple task that was causing him a lot of pain.

"I'm great, mother" he said, trying to sound sincere.

"Oh that's good. Why are you home so early? I would have thought that you partner Neji would have had you training till dusk"

Neji felt his eyebrow twitch.

I do not force Tenten to train till dusk! His mind defended.

"I wasn't feeling so well today" Neji partly told truthfully.

"Oh?" her voice was filled with concern, "something wrong?"

"No. I'm sure that it will simply go away"

"If you say so darling. Say, would you like to go shopping with me?"

Shopping as in clothes shopping? Hell no.

"No thanks. Maybe another time" Neji replied. He knew that women were addicted to shopping and the fact that he was in Tenten's body, he had a sneaky suspicion that he would sneak a peak at Tenten's body when 'trying' out clothes. Besides, he found the whole thing too tiresome.

Tenten's mother picked up her purse and put it in her bag.

"I'll be going now. I'll be back in the evening. Well ja!"

"Bye"

Tenji Love

Neji strolled into Tenten's room and he couldn't really care if he was invading her privacy or not. Besides, he would never get such a golden opportunity such as this again. He glanced at the window to make sure that no one was looking and he started to causally look around the room.

If I was a girl -oh wait I am- and I didn't want anyone to find something, where would I hide it?

Neji pulled one of Tenten's drawers open and all he found was clothes. In fact, to be more precise, underwear. Neji debated whether or not to go through Tenten's underwear. After all, he heard that many girls hid secret items underneath their bras and panties.

But Neji was Neji. He wasn't some sick underwear pervert! Neji looked murderously at Tenten's underwear wondering whether or not to rummage through. After all, Neji thought, if someone saw me, I am a 'girl' and who says girls can't look through their personal garments?

However on the other hand, Tenten might walk in and then he would have some serious explaining to do.

Neji shrugged.

What's the chances of Tenten walking in right now anyways? He thought off handily.

Neji drew the drawer out further and stared at Tenten's bra. He was mentally telling himself that he was doing this because he wanted to find blackmail material and not because he wanted to stare at Tenten's undergarments.

Neji slowly put his hand inside the drawer and started to rummage through. He threw some underwear on the floor to further his search.

How can Tenten pack so many clothes in here? I can't even reach the bottom cause of all these damn undergarments.

Neji took out another handful of garments and threw them onto the floor until something caught is eye.

Right in front of him was a black bra with a red shuriken motif printed on it.

Neji smirked as he picked up the bar to examine it further.

I can't believe Tenten has pictures of weapons on her bras he thought in amusement.

"Neji what are you doing?"

Neji visibly flinched at the voice. The voice sounded hauntingly familiar.

Shit.

Neji could feel Tenten's gaze on his back and for a moment, he was too nervous to turn around.

Shit. How am I going to explain myself?!

Slowly Neji turned and quickly hid the bra behind his back but he was pretty sure Tenten had already seen it.

He saw Tenten standing ten metres away from him with her hands by her side. He also saw a faint flush of pink on her cheeks.

"Were you looking through my underwear just now?" she asked in disbelief.

Neji looked at her guiltily.

"Maybe" he confessed.

Tenten crossed her arms across her chest.

"I never thought that you would be a peeping Tom, Neji"

Neji glared at her feeling slightly embarrassed at being caught at such a bad situation.

"I am not a peeping Tom" he hissed.

"And the bra behind your back says otherwise" Tenten countered back smugly.

Neji glared at her even more.

"It's not what it looks like" he defended.

"Oh?"

He could see Tenten waiting for his response. The next sentenced he'd say might just save him or kill him.

"I, uh..."

Tenten looked most amused.

"Neji lost for words. Wow that must be a first!"

Neji continued glaring at her. He knew that Tenten would kill him if he said he wanted to see her underwear. Then again, she would kill him too for snooping around.

This is a no win situation Neji sulked.

"What were you- oh I get it" Tenten suddenly looked bemused.

Neji waited for her reply, feeling slightly nervous.

"You wanted to blackmail me! Well you won't find anything there" Tenten replied with a laugh.

"Hn"

Neji felt his ego deflate and his humiliation increasing. This was just so embarrassing to him.

Tenten eyed Neji with a twinkle in her eye.

"Sorry mate but you won't find anything in this room" she told him.

Neji paused.

"You're not angry with me?" his voice was guarded. In fact, Neji that Tenten hadn't screamed at him yet and he was starting to get suspicious.

Tenten shrugged.

"Why would I be angry?"

"I was looking through your underwear" Neji replied flatly.

Tenten looked as if she was in thought.

"I guess I should be angry, but it's not like I haven't done it myself already.

Neji kept his face guarded.

What did she mean by that? Don't tell me she went looking through my underwear! God, Tenten!

Tenten giggled and her face got slightly redder.

Neji sighed. Well Tenten didn't seem angry at him so that was okay. He dropped the bra back into the drawer and sat on the bed. Tenten came and followed him.

"I hope you'll clean that up later" she told him.

Neji nodded. Then a thought struck him.

"Tenten how did you know that I was snooping around and not some kind of pervert?"

Tenten shrugged.

"You don't seem to be the type of guy to do that" she told him truthfully, "besides, I know that I can trust you!"

Neji smirked at her.

"Oh by the way Neji, I found out something really interesting today"

"Oh?"

"Yeah" Tenten continued.

"Why didn't you tell me that your byakugan can see through clothes?!" she literally screamed into his ear, "Do you know how many naked bodies I had to see! It was horrible!"

Tenten found out about that? Shit.

"I didn't think you needed to know" he told her causally as if the topic wasn't very interesting.

Tenten eyed him carefully and put her hands on his knees.

"Neji" she said quietly, "did you ever look at me naked?"

Neji almost choked.

"No" he told her and he could see Tenten sigh with relief then she frowned.

"Hey why not?" she asked hotly.

Neji gave a stupefied look. Was Tenten implying that she wanted him to see her naked?

No, that can't be right. She'd kill me if I took one look.

"Are you saying you want me to see you naked?" he asked her carefully.

"I'm just asking why you haven't seen me naked yet?"

Neji gave her a weird look.

Gods, what's happening to Tenten? This whole entire body switch must have messed with her mind.

"Tenten" he said slowly, "why would I want to see you naked?"

Tenten gaped at him.

"Are you saying that I'm ugly?"

What?

"No"

"Then why haven't you seen me naked yet?" she demanded

"Do you want me to see you naked?"

"No"

"Then what's your problem?"

Tenten sighed and Neji glared at her. Sometimes this girl was too weird.

"Neji have you seen anyone naked?"

Neji gave her a murderous look.

"And remember I have the byakugan so I'll know if you're lying" Tenten replied smugly.

Neji glared furiously at her.

"Yes" he replied flatly, wanting this topic to be over a soon as possible.

That seemed to spark Tenten's interest.

"Really? Who?"

"Why should I tell you?"

"I won't tell anyone! Was it a girl?"

Neji have her a 'no duh' look.

Why would I want to spy naked men? He thought with disgust.

"So who's the lucky girl?" Tenten asked, and then she frowned for the second time, "Neji why didn't you tell me you liked some other girl? When did you even like another girl?" Tenten demanded protectively.

"I never said anything about liking the girl" Neji replied flatly. Then he saw Tenten's eyes go wide.

"Neji, just how many girls have you seen naked?"

Neji glared at her. Why was she asking him so many personal questions? He knew that if he lied, she would use her byakugan. He never felt so much hatred towards his own bloodline limit until now.

"Just one" he told her truthfully.

"One?" Tenten echoed. If Neji only looked at one girl, did he like her?

"Who was the girl?" she demanded.

Neji glared at her and crossed his arms.

"I'm not telling"

"Neji I'll use my byakugan if you don't tell me" Tenten threatened.

Neji gave up.

"Fine. It was you" he didn't dare look at Tenten.

Tenten was shocked.

"Me?" she said in surprised, "but I thought you said you never saw me naked before"

"I lied"

Damn Tenten, stop this conversation now. How much more embarrassment do you want me to suffer?! First it was the bra incident, and now this!

"How many times have you seen me naked?" she asked him slowly.

Neji didn't reply and still refused to look at her.

"Once?"

No reply.

"Twice?"

No reply.

"Five times?"

No reply.

"Over twenty times?"

Neji started to look guilty.

"Neji!" Tenten exclaimed hitting him on the arm, "I can't believe you'd do that to me! I thought I was your friend!"

Neji still refused to answer. He figured if he said anything it would be turned against him.

"You're such a pervert Neji!" Tenten declared but then she laced her arms around Neji's neck behind his back and pressed her body up towards him.

"But it's okay to look at girls naked"

Then there was a pause.

"Just as long as it's me" she told him sheepishly.

Neji turned his head round to look at her in utter surprise.

What?

Tenji love

Tenten had quickly left after her small but weird confession, leaving Neji to wonder about her words.

Did she just give me permission to look at her naked? He thought, but why would she do that?

The ringing from Tenten's mobile phone quickly got his attention and Neji picked it up to answer it.

"Hello?" he asked.

"Hi Tenten! It's Ino. Want to come round my house? Please say yes! Please?"

Neji paused for a moment. He remembered that he had to act like Tenten and he was bored out of his mind inside the house all by himself.

"Sure. Why not"

"Really?" Ino sounded surprised which caused Neji to frown slightly.

"Well I'm glad. Come to my house as soon as possible okay?"

"Sure"

"Bye Tenten. Love you lots"

Neji didn't even bother answering that and hanged up.

He wondered why Ino sounded surprised.

It doesn't really matter. If I go round to Ino's house, I might get more information about Tenten to blackmail her with.

Tenji love

Neji arrived at Ino's front door and wasn't surprised to see Sakura there was well. After all, they were best friends.

"Tenten!" both girls exclaimed, "I'm glad you came!"

"Yeah" Sakura said, "you never come to these things!"

Neji frowned again. Never come to these things? What did she mean?

Neji followed Ino to what he expected was her bedroom. Closing the door behind him, the three of them sat on the floor. Well, Neji just followed where they went really.

"So, what we doing today?" Sakura asked.

Ino had an evil glint in her eye.

"Oh you'll see" she said wickedly, "we just have to wait for our last arrival of course"

Neji wondered who this last arrival was and as if on cue, the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it!" Ino shouted and ran to the door.

Neji could hear voices downstairs and wondered who the other person was. The voice sounded quite familiar though he couldn't place where he heard it from. He heard footsteps racing up the door and saw Ino entering the room with…Hinata?

What is she doing here?

He almost called out to her as Hinata Sama when she first entered but remembering that he was meant to act like Tenten, he simply smiled at her. Well tried to anyways.

"Tenten? I…didn't think you'd be here" Hinata answered truthfully.

"Yeah, who thought you'd come?" both girls chorused.

Neji mentally frowned. Was there something that he didn't know here?

Then Hinata smiled at him.

"I'm glad you came though"

"Anyhoo enough of this chit chat and tell me what we're doing today?" Sakura interrupted.

Hinata pulled the bag that she was carrying beside her.

"I brought the stuff" she answered.

Stuff? What stuff?

"Let's not rush into though. We need to warm up first" Ino commented.

Neji raised an eyebrow. What exactly is going on here? He thought.

"Okay" Sakura said, "What how about some girl gossip?" Girl gossip? Now that was something he could handle.

"Is that okay with you Tenten?"

"Sure" Neji replied dismissively.

"Okay, I'll start first" Sakura said, her eyes glistening, "out of the rookie nine, who would you want to have sex with?"

Neji suppressed himself from looking shocked.

Is this what girls do in their spare time? He thought as he saw the other three murmuring to themselves. .

"I'd love to have sex with Sasuke kun" Sakura said proudly.

That was way too much information for Neji to know.

"Same here" Ino replied, "But I wouldn't mind having sex with Shikamaru or Neji"

Neji almost choked.

What?

"Yeah he's pretty hot" Sakura agreed, "I'd do him too. Have you seen his abs? He is so hot!"

Neji couldn't believe that he was hearing these girls talk doing him. Didn't they know that he was listening to everything they were saying?

Stupid fools. He wouldn't sleep with any of them. Particularly Hinata because she was his cousin.

"Yeah. Tenten you are so lucky! You get to spend so much time with him!" Ino said, "Anyways, who would you have sex with Tenten?"

Neji thought. He had to act like Tenten but who would Tenten normally choose he wondered? There was no way he'd say that he would sleep with the Uchiha. He wouldn't say he would sleep with Naruto either. Or Kiba. It was just too disgusting to think about it, even if he was simply playing along with their little game.

"Neji" he said flatly. That was the safest choice.

All three girls squealed.

"I knew you liked Neji!"

Neji smirked. He knew Tenten would be pissed off later on but hey, that wasn't his problem.

"So what about you Hinata?" Ino asked.

Neji looked at Hinata carefully. In his mind, 'Hinata' and 'boys' did not compute at all. He waited for her answer with a small feeling or protectiveness.

"Kiba" Hinata whispered.

Neji glared at her.

Kiba? Hinata Sama likes Kiba? The next time he saw the boy, he would have to kill him.

The girls squealed again and Neji was inwardly glaring at his cousin.

"Okay okay, next question. Are you still a virgin?" Sakura asked the group.

"Yes" Ino sighed sadly.

"Yeah me too" Sakura agreed.

All eyes were on him.

"Yes" he couldn't imagine Tenten having sex with anyone and the sheer thought of it made him shudder.

Neji peered at his cousin and saw that she was blushing.

"No" she replied weakly.

Neji clenched his fist. Hinata wasn't a virgin?! He felt his anger rise and he swore that he would rip the guys head off who forced Hinata to have sex with him.

"Who did it?" He demanded angrily, not able to hide his anger.

Hinata looked shocked towards him.

"Whoa chill Tenten!" Ino told him.

Neji closed his eyes and tried to grain his composure but his mind kept on chanting kill kill kill.

"Sorry" He said in a fake tone and tried to sound as much as Tenten as he could, "I'm just worried for you. He didn't force you did he?" He gritted his teeth.

Hinata shook her head and looked up dreamily.

"I think I'm in love with him" she said with a sigh.

Both Ino and Sakura squealed with delight whilst Neji tried to suppress his anger.

"Who was it?" They asked.

Hinata looked up at them worriedly.

"Promise…you won't tell anyone?" she asked.

"Nothing leaves this room" Ino replied confidently.

Hinata sighed in relief.

"It was Kiba"

There was a short silence in the room until both girls bust into squeals again. All the squealing was starting to hurt Neji's ears.

"Really?" Ino cried.

"I thought you liked Naruto?" Sakura asked.

Hinata shook her head.

"I thought I did but Kiba is so kind… to me" she told them.

"Wow. Congratulations! Who would have known it would have been you who lost your virginity first!" Ino said delightfully.

Neji felt his eyebrow twitch.

So it was that no good Kiba who did it huh? Well he's dead tomorrow. Neji couldn't help but want to drag Hinata out of the room and make her explain herself. What did she think she was doing? She's the Hyuuga heir. She could have been hurt! His mind ranted at him. He knew he couldn't drag Hinata out, especially in Tenten's body but he was extremely tempted to do so.

"Hey Tenten. You seem so quiet? Anything wrong?" Ino asked.

Neji looked at her before replying.

"I'm just feeling tired" he lied.

Ino gave him a concerned look.

"Just tell us if you're not okay, okay?"

Neji nodded.

"Well" Sakura clasped her hand, "I think that's enough of a warm up don't you think?"

Both girls agreed.

"Well let's move onto you- know- what!"

Neji looked slightly intrigued. His curiosity was defiantly getting the better of him.

"What do you mean you-know-what?" he asked.

The girls looked shocked and Neji wondered if he should have kept his mouth shut.

"Man, Tenten are you sure you're not feeling okay?" Ino asked sceptically.

"I'm fine" Neji replied flatly.

"Well what about I show you what this you- know- what is" Sakura said seductively as she crawled her way towards him.

Before Neji could reply, Sakura had mashed her mouth with his.

Neji's mind went in overdrive.

What the hell is going on?!

He pushed Sakura away this disgust.

"What are you doing?!" he demanded.

"Ow. Tenten you didn't have to push me that hard you know" Sakura replied with a wink.

Neji stared at her, unsure what to say.

"Say Tenten" Ino asked as she suddenly grabbed hold of Hinata's shirt collar and pulled her up close, "sure you're not feeling okay?"

Then she kissed her.

Neji stared in half amazement and half shock. Ino was kissing his cousin. His cousin in front of him! What was this world coming to?! And why was Hinata kissing her back?

Hinata! He cried out mentally, what are you doing?

"Ne Tenten when do we get our fun?" Sakura asked playfully.

Neji glared at her.

He wanted so badly to pull Hinata away from the blonde who was sucking her face off but he knew he would have to explain himself if he did.

"I'm not in the mood" he replied coldly.

Sakura sighed and crawled towards the other two girls and began to lick on Ino's neck.

Neji could only watch in some sort of morbid fascination at the three girls kissing each other. He suddenly knew why Tenten never came. And he was thankful she didn't come.

I can't believe she never told me anything about this he complained.

"Say Tenten" Sakura said between licks, "I think Neji likes you"

Neji blinked. If he liked Tenten, he would have known.

"What makes you say that?" he asked dryly as he watched the three girls kissing.

"Well he always hangs out with you"

That's because we're team mates.

"You're his best friend too" Ino added between her kisses.

Unlike any of you, except for Hinata Sama that is, Tenten is actually intelligent and interesting to talk to.

"He glares at guys who stare at you"

They were scum.

"Yeah. And remember that time when he beat up some guys for giving you chocolates during Valentines Day?"

They were perverts.

"Oh and the fact that he's protective of you"

She's my best friend.

Neji had heard enough. Okay, so maybe he was just slightly protective of Tenten? He was just looking after his team mate.

"He just doesn't want me to be in danger" Neji replied curtly, trying to defend himself from their accusations.

"No I don't think so. I've seen the way he looks at you. It's the same way Sakura looks at Sasuke"

"Hey!"

I do not look at Tenten in any way.

Neji paused. Okay, so maybe the last part was a lie. He did enjoy seeing her naked.

"He gets jealous when you speak to other guys" Sakura continued the list.

I do not.

"And" Hinata butted in, "He uses his byakugan to spy on Tenten"

Neji froze.

How does she know that?

The other two girls stared at her.

"Really?" they asked.

Hinata nodded.

"Wow that's cool" Ino said, "now take off your shirt"

Neji was lost in thought. He had given up trying to stop Hinata joining in what he could only describe as 'weird homosexual acts'. If she wanted to take part, then he wouldn't stop her. His mind drifted towards Tenten. He knew that some of the things they said were true.

Okay. So maybe I like her a bit. Then his mind registered all the things the girls said and to his utter dismay they were all true.

It can't be possible. No way.

Could it be that he, Hyuuga Neji have a crush on Tenten?

Neji groaned in defeat.

Okay. So maybe I like her. A lot.

"Oh wait girls" Hinata said as she pushed Ino off her, "I have something in my bag"

Hinata picked up her bag and took something which made Neji choke out loud.

"Cool you brought a vibrator with you!" he heard Ino say.

Hinata, I never knew you could be like this! his mind said in defeat. He never knew this his sweet little cousin wasn't as innocent as she looked.

He vaguely realised that he had unwittingly gotten himself into an orgy of lesbian sex and to be truthful, he wasn't interested in watching. Especially since his cousin was participating in the ordeal.

"I'm going home" he told them as he got up.

"What? Why?" They asked.

"I'm not feeling well" he lied.

Tenji love

Neji sat inside Tenten's kitchen recalling the events of today. He couldn't believe that being stuck inside Tenten's body would bring out so much humiliation and anger. And who knew that Hinata was so wild?

Neji sighed. What was he supposed to do? As a branch member, he was supposed to protect her at all times, but Hinata seemed to have, how could Neji describe it? Weird fetishes.

He couldn't believe that he got humiliated by Tenten twice. Not only that, he got humiliated again by Hinata. His own cousin! When Neji agreed to come to Ino's place, he had expected to get information about Tenten, not a handful of sex talk and lesbian action. Neji shuddered at the memory. He needed to get rid of that now or else he'd be scarred for life.

But Neji had confirmed his earlier suspicion of long ago. That he felt something for Tenten. Now he knew if was a full on crush but he deeply suspected that it was love.

But what bothered him the most was that he was inside her body. Neji was an average male and being stuck in a girl's body was a dream come true for many guys. Unfortunately until now, Neji suddenly had a craving to, well, explore her body a bit more. He respected Tenten but he was a guy after all. And he did have urges. Neji groaned.

Could anything possibly get any worst?

He heard the front door open and saw Tenten's mum walk inside with two large shopping bags.

"Hi honey. How are you?" she asked.

"Fine" Neji replied, not bothering to sound nice.

Tenten's mum ignored him and took something out of her bag.

"I bought you something Tenten" she gushed.

Neji looked at her with fake interest.

Tenten's mum whipped out something from her bag.

"I got you sexy lingerie!" she declared.

"Now try it on!"


A/N: I am glad to say that kiwi the almighty has woken up from hibernation!

How did you like this chapter? Bet none of you expected THAT to happen! Woo hoo! I felt the need to push Neji and Tenten's romance a bit and I think it worked out quite well. Hehe.

And poor Neji, will he take advantage to 'explore' Tenten's body in the next chapter?

Stay tuned!

Please review. Reviews make me happy. I love hearing your comments :)