3. Re: Darkspawn

Commander Pretty-boy:

So... it's a boy, and I can't tell whether Bhelen or Rica is more relieved about that. Maybe my mother, actually.

Also, that little problem you got over there? It's leaking. We had a couple of these ugly ass larva things the other day...found them in a side passage chewing on hurlock corpses. Better plug that up before it spreads much farther. I don't want that crud in my traps, you hear me, boss?

I'm sending you a map the Legion found of this old thaig I think they might be coming from. Might be worth a look.

Garott Brosca, Paragon of Unclehood

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To Percival Cousland, Warden-Commander of Ferelden, Vigil's Keep, Amaranthine
From Felicity Amell, Kinloch Hold

Dear Percival,

It does indeed sound like we've got a case of warring factions. I suppose that makes sense, without the stabilizing influence of an archdemon.

Someone imbued these creatures with intelligence... the questions are who, why, and how. For who, my best estimate is a ghoul of some kind. Someone who has a base of high intelligence, but the Taint to communicate with darkspawn. Dare we suspect some sort of corrupted Grey Warden?

As to why... any guesses on my part would be sheer conjecture. Surely, these groups were not given intelligence and language just so they could go to war with one another. There must be a purpose.

And how? I dare not even think of it.

Keep investigating. At the least, you are wiping out large nests, and that can only be a good thing.

Sincerely, Felicity

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Commander,

I would like to submit a formal complaint against Oghren. For the third time, I have found one of his used socks in my room. One time is accident, the second coincidence. A third is deliberate, though I'm at a loss to explain why. I can only assume he is attempting to warn me from doing harm against you, which I thought a matter already settled. Haven't you spoken with him about this?

Nathaniel

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Perce,

Ignor the tite-ass. He's a crybaby. Stone, you forget yor socks round the castle a cupple dozen times and the fancypants start bawlin.

Oghren

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Is this where we put suggestions? My first suggestion is to put up a suggestion box.

Sigrun

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I second that! And for a second suggestion... topless Tuesdays.

Anders

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Commander,

I would like to submit a formal complaint against Anders. His insisting that everyone take part in this ridiculous "topless Tuesdays" stunt is becoming distracting. Even worse that he's managed to pull Sigrun into it, which is making most of the staff uncomfortable. Also, he keeps leering at me and insisting I participate. If you do not take action soon, I am afraid I will be forced to shoot him.

Nathaniel

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Commander,

Please tell Nate he needs to remove the stick from up his ass. Doctor's orders.

Anders