"Umm… so what did I say in my sleep?" I asked the detective nervously.
"Many things, but the most interesting being-"
"Liiiiiiiiiiight!" A sudden shriek of joy interrupted whatever Ryuuzaki was going to say as Misa pounded on the door to their room.
"Uh, just a second, Misa, Ryuuzaki's not dressed yet."
"Light-kun, I feel I should inform you that you are not dressed either…" Ryuuzaki said quietly.
"Yes, but if I had said that then Misa would have kicked the door in." I replied.
"…I see."
We got dressed, Ryuuzaki only undoing the handcuff for only five seconds as previously determined, and Misa stood outside the door the whole time, humming some stupid song about love and bugs. When we were both thoroughly clothed, we opened the door and Misa immediately pounced on my chest, landing me on the floor, and causing Ryuuzaki to stumble backwards against the wall.
"Light, you smell weird, but that's ok! Because Misa doesn't care about that, Misa only cares that Light is hers!"
"Now that you mention it, Miss Amane, I think we could both do with a shower." Ryuuzaki said with a slight smirk on his face. I'm pretty sure I was extremely pale at that point, and I felt a little nauseous at the thought of what the shower would bring.
"Ok, see you later then, Light! I'll tell the task force downstairs that you'll be a little late!" And with that she slammed the door and ran out of the suite.
"10 bucks says it's her time of the month." I stated dully. I was still feeling nauseated because now I had to take a shower with Ryuuzaki. I was starting to question his sexuality, and weather this was a good thing or not, but at any rate I still didn't want to be naked in a shower with Ryuuzaki. There was no way in hell I was getting in that shower. But somehow, five minutes later I was standing in front of the shower, trying to reason with Ryuuzaki as to why this was a bad idea.
"Why can't we just keep the handcuffs on but one person in the shower at a time?"
"Because it would be very uncomfortable for both parties and the whole reason I am putting up with this charade is so I can watch you to make sure you are not Kira."
"So watching me in the shower doesn't strike you as an invasion of privacy?"
"I am truly sorry, Light-kun, but this is how it has to be. Now take off your pants."
That last phrase did it for me. I felt my stomach roll with tension and I made a mad dash for the toilet. I crouched down in an akward position and began heaving into it. After about one full minute I started to dry heave and I tried to calm myself down. Eventually I stopped and leaned back against the wall near the toilet.
"I think Light-kun should go see our medical professional upstairs. Right now."
