Pft, who needs those guys, huh? I'm cooler than all of them together-
"No your not."
"Quiet." Anyway, I'm cooler than all of them together! I'm freaking-
"You are NOT awesome."
"Mein Gottwill you SHUT UP!"
There was a quiet, rascal like giggling. I glared at the little boy with light brown hair and red eyes.
"You're not as awesome as me only because you're not a real capital."
"Budapest...I'm going to STRANGLE you."
The boy got a terrified look, his red eyes large and terrified. He took his large stuffed bear and went running, leaving me to laugh. Oh how he got so terrified!
Anyway, I'm Potsdam, and somehow my father is Prussia...somehow. Crazy gods, ja? Wahahah-
"You're a jerk!" exclaimed Budapest, poking his head around the corner. I grabbed the first thing near me- oh, hey, a cake pan!- and chucked it. My dog barked from its bed in the corner of the kitchen, it's voice sounding almost like a laugh. Budapest squealed and hid behind the wall, but it wouldn't have hit him anyway; I hate to say it, but the awesome me has a crappy aim.
"Are you guys fighting again!"
My eyes grew wide. Oh crap. My mom was coming downstairs. Where to hide where to- the dog! I leaped across the table and ducked down behind him, shooing his gaze away when he turned to look at me.
Hungary was standing there, hands on her hips, looking around. She was getting ready to travel to Austria for a few weeks and had her uniform on- oh crap. I was supposed to go with her.
"Fritz, your eyes don't blend to well in brown fur. Neither does your hair- which is white."
I cursed, standing up.
"Why aren't you ready?"
I grinned. "I'm telling the wonderful readers how awesome I am-"
"No."
With that she took me by the ear, dragging me up the stairs.
"I'LL BE BACK!"
"Prussia, talk to your damn son! He's talking to imaginary people again!"
I flailed. "Aiyyaaaaaa, Anyaaa! Wah- I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN AT AUSTRIA'S!"
Shinzu: I don't. Effing. Know. Potsdam was sitting in the corner of my mind as I was going through my lineup of capitals. He was like, ';A; AIYAAA CHOOSE ME CHOOSE MEEEE' and flailing around like an idiot. Not a yaoi couple, his parents, but it's one of my favorites. u.u It might be random, but it does have a purpose.
I can hardly throw in German, let alone Hungarian, so, yeah. xD Anya's all ya' get.
Potsdam - Fritz
Budapest- Miska
