When she woke up in the morning Luxord was sleeping on her left arm and Xion was holding onto her other arm while Zexion was holding onto one of her fingers. Larxene, Axel,Xaldin,and Saix were sleeping by her feet and Marluxia was sleeping by her head holding onto her hair and Roxas was sleeping on her chest by Demyx. Lexaeus walks in the room and smiles when he sees all the kids on Aqua. "Looks like they really like did you sleep"Lexaeus asked. "Surprisingly I slept well even though I have all the kids on did you sleep I saw you passed out on the couch"Aqua said. "Eh my neck hurts but besides that im fine"Lexaeus said rubbing his neck. "Well I think Xemnas and Xigbar wanna talk to you so how about I help you get these little buggers off of you"Lexaeus said. "Thanks"Aqua said once they finally detached Marluxia from her hair. "I think Marluxia has a hair fetish or something"Lexaeus said laughing. Aqua followed Lexaeus into the kitchen to see Xigbar and Xemnas sitting at the and Lexaeus sat down "so what did you guys wanna talk about"Aqua asked. "We need to potty train them"Xemnas asked. "alright well i'm not sure how but i'll try"Aqua said. "Wait I wanna do it"Xemnas said. "No way Mansex i'm gonna teach them"Xigbar said. "If you guys are gonna fight about it how about you all take part of the kids and see who does the best"Lexaeus said. "Alright how do we chose what kids go with who"Aqua asked. "How about we let them pick"Xemnas suggested. "But they will all pick Aqua"Xigbar said. "Good point how about we take turns picking the kids"Xemnas said. "Sounds good to me"Aqua said. "Who's picking first"Xigbar asked. "Pick a number between 1 and 100"Lexaeus said. Xemnas picks 1 since it is his number in the organization. Aqua picked 50 since it was in the middle and then it was Xigbar's turn to picked 69. "Xigbar you pervert just for that you don't get the little girls since you might be a pedophile"Lexaeus said lightly hitting the back of Xigbar's said.. Xigbar,Aqua and Xemnas just laughed. "Well who had the closest number"Aqua asked. "My number was 70 so sadly the pervert was closest"Lexaeus says. "How do you know he doesn't want the little boys"Xemnas asked smiling. "Hey i'm straight and not a pedophile"Xigbar said. "Alright well lets go wake them up"Aqua said. They all went to Xemnas's room where all the kids were still sleeping. "Lets just pick now while they're asleep"Xigbar suggested. "Alright pedophile you get to pick first"Xemnas said grinning at Xigbar. "Will you stop calling me that.I choose Zexion he is pretty smart. "Alright Aqua you choose next"Lexaeus said. "Um Xion I guess"Aqua said. "Alright its my turn I pick Saix"Xemnas said. Then Xigbar picked Luxord. Aqua picked Larxene so the guys didn't have to deal with the girls. Then Xemnas picked Axel. After that Xigbar picked that Aqua picked Roxas and Xemnas picked Demyx so Xigbar was left with Xaldin. "Best of luck to you guys"Aqua said before picking up Larxene,Xion,and Roxas up and carrying them to the bathroom. "So who wants to go first"Aqua asked. When none of them talked she picked up Larxene. "Alright your first why don't you and Xion go outside"Aqua told they both crawled outside the room with the toilet they were in the room where the sink was. Aqua sat with Roxas as he tried to go to the bathroom. "I will give you an ice cream if you go"Aqua told Roxas and five minutes later he came out of the bathroom smiling. "Good job Roxas just remember every time you have to go tell someone"Aqua said. "Xion how about you go next"Aqua said picking up Xion. She went not long after with the same bribe as Roxas. Then it was Larxene's had been in the bathroom for over 10 minutes and Aqua didn't know what to do then she got an idea. "Well I thought a big girl like you would go since big girls don't wear diapers"Aqua said pointing to Larxene's diaper. "Larxy big girl"Larxene that she went and Aqua walked her back to where Xion and Roxas were waiting. "Alright guys just remember to tell someone when you need to lets go get that ice cream I promised you and a little potty you guys can use on your own"Aqua said as they all went to the store and an hour later came back with a little potty and ice cream for all three of the kids and Aqua. "Well you guys can go play with Lexaeus while I check on Xemmy and Xiggy"Aqua said. "Otay"Xion,Larxene,and Roxas all said crawling decided to see how Xemnas was doing first. She went in there to see Xemnas sitting by the toilet as Saix and Axel cried and Demyx splashed around inside the toilet. "Xemnas what are you doing"Aqua said picking Demyx up out of the toilet. "I was teaching them to go to the bathroom"Xemnas said. "How Demyx was in the toilet let me help you guys go to the potty I will get you ice cream"Aqua said. "Ice cweam"Axel and Saix both cheered. "Alright now i'm going to check on Xigbar"Aqua said leaving the room. "Alright boys this is how you do it"Xigbar said peeing into the toilet. Aqua walked in the room to see all the boys trying to pee into the toilet. Luxord, Xaldin,Marluxia, and Zexion standing on the toilet peeing into it. "Xigbar put that thing away"Aqua said covering her eyes till Xigbar pulled his pants up. "Hi Aqua"Xaldin,Luxord,Marluxia,and Zexion all said. Then Zexion fell in the toilet. Xigbar just laughed and Aqua rushed to pick Zexion up. Zexion was crying when Aqua picked him up and he was drenched in pee. "Xigbar will you take the other boys to play with Lexaeus and get Zexion some new clothes"Aqua said turning on the bath water to give Zexion a bath. "tank you"Zexion said still sniffling. "Are you hurt"Aqua asked. Zexion just shook his head no as Aqua took his clothes off and put him in the bath. "I no like potty"Zexion said looking at the toilet with a look of fear. "Thats ok I have a little potty that you won't fall in that you can use"Aqua said. Once his bath was done Aqua dressed Zexion she took him to the little potty which he used. After that she took him to play with the other kids. When they got in the room where the other kids she saw Xigbar on the ceiling and Xemnas on the ground trying to reach him. "Stay away this is my damn scotch its not my fault baby Luxord found your stash"Xigbar said taking a drink of the flask he was holding. "Get off the damn celing your not setting a good example for the kids"Xemnas yelled. "I don't care I will drink when I wanna drink even if its right in front of the little bastards"Xigbar yelled taking another drink. "Xigbar,Xemnas can I talk to you in the kitchen"Aqua said giving them a glare. "But we are busy"Xigbar said. "Now"Aqua said a little louder which scared them enough for them to listen. "Xiggy in trowble"Xion said laughing. "Xem Xem twouble"Larxene said laughing. "Dwink"Luxord said spotting Xigbar's flask that he had dropped on the floor.
