Let's Annoy Them!

Title: Let's Annoy Them!
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: [Sequel to RougeSpirit's Why Don't You Ask Them?] The Straw Hat Pirates managed to return to the One Piece World, but the Heart Pirates and Donquixote Pirates weren't so lucky. They ended up in the house of the Kaishi Siblings Skai, Kai, and Daichi. Are they worse than RogueSpirit? Well that's what they want to be!


Kai came back with a bunch of sandwiches. "These took forever to make!"

"You were gone for four months!" The Donquixote Pirates and Heart Pirates shouted.

"Actually, we were gone for an hour but you guys felt like it was four months or you'd have died from starvation and dehydration," Skai said. "That isn't a bad idea though,"

Law cringed at the sight of the sandwiches. "I don't like bread,"

"Don't worry Law!" Daichi was carrying a plate of onigiri and fried fish. "Now say ah,"

Law moved his face away. "I can feed myself. Just untie me,"

"No, I wanna feed you!" Daichi pushed the onigiri towards Law's mouth but Law kept his mouth closed.

"Hey, how are we gonna eat-dasuyan?" Buffalo asked. "I'm starving!"

Kai threw a sandwich at Buffalo, hitting his face. Before the sandwich could fall, Buffalo caught it in his mouth, eating it without hands. Skai walked over to Baby 5 and untied her. "Baby 5, I need you to help feed everyone and I need you to not untie them, no matter what the Donquixote Pirates say,"

Baby 5's eyes lit up. "Y-You need me?" She was also blushing.

"Yes, I need you very much," Skai manipulated.

Baby 5 took the sandwiches from Kai and proceeded to feed each of the captives, the Heart Pirates blushing as they were fed. "Baby 5," Doflamingo ordered. "Untie us,"

"B-But Skai needs me!" Baby 5 stuttered.

"But we're your family," Doflamingo pointed out. "And we need you more. Family comes first, remember?"

Baby 5 looked between Skai and Doflamingo. "Skai needs me to not untie them but the family needs me too…" She continued to glance between the two males before eventually falling backwards, unconscious from being unable to make a choice under immense pressure.

"Now that you're all not hungry, let's answer some questions!" Skai took out his laptop and sat down. "Hey, we got a question from Seiryuu! What pairings do we hate most?"

"I hate LawLu," Daichi said. "Law's too good for Luffy!"

"DoflaCora," Skai answered.

"DoflaCora?" Doflamingo raised a brow…actually he had no eyebrows so he just raised the ridge where if he had any it'd be there.

"Doflamingo X Corazon," Skai clarified.

Doflamingo visibly cringed. "We're brothers!"

"I know but many fans don't seem to care about the both of you committing incest," Skai said. "Kai, what pairing do you hate the most?"

"Hancock X Luffy," Kai stated.

"Hancock as in Boa Hancock?" Senor Pink questioned. "Isn't she another Shichibukai? Why would she be paired with Mugiwara?"

"Boa's in love with Luffy," Kai informed. "Something that happened on Amazon Lily caused her to develop feelings. But Luffy doesn't return the feelings. I hate this pairing because Hancock is thirty one while Luffy is only nineteen! That's too much of an age difference!"

"And DofLaw isn't?" Skai said.

"Hey Skai you shut up! Don't talk crap about DofLaw!" Daichi said. "They're hot together!"

Doflamingo slowly turned towards Law with a wider grin than before. Law scooted back a few feet and the Heart Pirates surrounded him once more, glaring back at Doflamingo.

"The next two questions are from DonquixoteSuger920," Skai read the review on his laptop. "Is Dellinger here? And everyone, what's your favorite foods? Luffy and Sugar's favorite food are meat and grapes so what're your second favorite? Sugar, you can't say grapes again. And since Luffy isn't here, you'll answer that question by yourself,"

"Salad," Sugar answered.

"Oh thank goodness I thought you were going to say grapes," Skai sighed in relief. "I'm curious, what kind of salad is your favorite?"

Sugar smirked a bit. "Grape salad, though I don't really care about the sour cream and cream cheese part. I usually pick off the grapes and eat them first,"

Skai groaned. "It says that you can't say grapes again!"

"That's why I said salad," Sugar remarked. "But you wanted me to specify,"

"Every single one of you…has such a funny face,"

Everyone turned to Law, who was also confused. "I didn't say anything,"

"But that voice sounded exactly like you-zamasu!" Jora pointed out.

"It wasn't Law," Daichi said. "It was Ackerman Levi from Attack on Titan. I'm watching Levi's best scenes from season one," She pointed to her phone.

"Why does he sound exactly like captain?" Shachi asked.

"Because they have the same voice actor," Daichi answered.

"No squirming now. I need to be able to cut you cleanly,"

"Now that's something that Law would definitely say," Machvise said. "He's known for cutting his opponent up cruelly,"

"Starve to death,"

"Yeah I get how seriously crap your brain is,"

"Ne, ne, are we sure that we're not listening to a recording of Law instead of that Levi person?" Trebol asked.

"Anyways," Skai continued, ignoring the snot man that everyone hated. "Back to the questions! So is Dellinger here?" He looked around. He saw no sixteen year old boy with horns. "Okay good, Dellinger is still in the One Piece world. At least the malfunction didn't bring anyone else from the One Piece world to here. If he was here, he'd be able to break free of his chains,"

Doflamingo grinned at the thought. "Then I'd have him tear you all apart limb from limb,"

"Law you have a question from FallenNiji," Skai scrolled through the page to get to another review. "Did Cora-san ever mention Bellemere to you? A lot of people ship them and a few of Shuichi Akai's fics ship them,"

"Who's Shuichi Akai?" Gladius asked.

"That's the name we use for our fanfiction account," Skai answered. "Anyways, Law?"

"No," Law stated in a monotonous voice. That was a boring reaction.

"The next question is still from FallenNiji," Skai said. "Doflamingo, do you regret killing Cora-san?"

"Nope," Doflamingo laughed. "He was a traitor to my family. In fact, even before we found out about him being a spy I found him annoying. All he did was constantly set himself on fire and trip. I did him a favor by killing him so he wouldn't have to suffer—"

"Shut up!" Law growled, interrupting the flamingo bastard. "Cora-san is and will always be better than you!"

"Didn't he constantly throw you out the window when you were a kid?" Kai recalled. "He also beat you up multiple times,"

"Cora-san hurt Captain!?" The Heart Pirates murmured amongst their selves. "But he saved Captain! Why would he want to hurt him?"

"That's all in the past," Law declared.

"Corazon's death is also in the past," Doflamingo remarked.

"If I wasn't tied up I'd beat the crap out of you!"

As both the Donquixote Pirates and the Heart Pirates were getting riled up, Skai wanted to calm them down. "All of you guys, shut the hell up!" However, he only earned glares before they returned to their arguments. At least it was verbal and they were still tied up, unable to fight physically.

Wait, was Doflamingo actually putting his foot near Law's face!? Yep, it was true. Doflamingo and managed to pull his shoe off and was holding it close to Law's face. The man wasn't even wearing any socks. Law was trying to escape but being bound in seastone chains limited his movement. "AHHH!"

"I think I'm gonna go insane…" Skai groaned.

"Then let's untie them," Kai suggested.

"No!" Skai refused. "They'll fight with their fists and destroy the house! After they kill one crew, they'll kill us next and then cause havoc in the city!"

"And we also need to annoy them!" Daichi added. "This segment is called Let's Annoy Them so we can't have them free!"

"We need to get their attention somehow," Skai said, putting a finger to his chin.

Daichi's eyes lit up. "I know how!" She dashed out the living room and up the stairs to her room.

"I have a feeling I will not like this," Skai groaned.

Daichi returned with a large poster containing DofLaw content. She unrolled it and held it up for everyone to see. "DOFLAW!"

Doflamingo paused and Law sighed in relief that the foot wasn't near his face anymore. However, Doflamingo's grin somehow got even wider and this time he tried to kiss Law. "Come on, just a kiss!"

"THIS IS EVEN WORSE!"

"Captain!"

XXX

Everyone had calmed down and Law was safely on the other side of the room, away from Doflamingo. "Law, this question is for you from MadelVer," Skai said. "Do you love Luffy?"

"Hell no!" Law snapped. "Mugiwara-ya doesn't know how to follow a plan! He's also annoying and never listens to a word I say! He can't even pronounce my name correctly, it's not even that hard! Tra-fal-gar!"

"Chill out man," Skai told him. "You're acting out of character,"

"I don't know why people like to ship me with others! I don't like anyone!" Law growled.

"Okay, okay," Skai held up his hands in a surrendering fashion. "It's not like it is canon or anything, it's just our imagination. I mean, some people even ship you with Cora—"

"Stop talking about shipping me! I don't think of Cora-san in a romantic way!"

"Alright we'll stop with the pairings!" Skai declared. 'We'll stop until the askers put a pairing in the review…' "QueenStorie has a question for Doflamingo and Law. Doflamingo, if you never wanted to be immortal and your brother died of something else, would you have raised Law as your son? Law, would you have given him a chance of being your new dad if he had never killed Cora-san?"

"Let me think about it…" Doflamingo said. "No, I wouldn't have raised him as my son,"

"Why not?" Daichi pouted.

"I see him as a younger brother, not a son," Doflamingo responded matter-of-factly.

"Law?" Skai turned to the Heart Pirate captain.

"I cannot imagine that situation ever happening," Law said.

"Just pretend," Skai urged.

"Pretending that Doflamingo didn't kill Cora-san and would want to raise me is like imagining the Devil wanting to be your father," Law replied.

"You're stubborn," Skai mumbled. "I think the answer would depend on how attached you were to Corazon at the time since he was still a Marine infiltrating the crew as a spy. He also still beat you up and tossed you out the window. If there was some kind of bonding moment, then maybe you'd still think of Corazon as a close friend or something. If he told you to leave Doflamingo, you probably would refuse to accept Doflamingo as an adoptive father,"

"MadelVer wants us to show the Donquixote Pirates and Heart Pirates and episode of One Piece," Daichi said.

"Meh," Skai shrugged. "Maybe a different time. We'll probably show them in the next session. People Beyond the Fourth Wall, what episode would you like the Donquixote Pirates and the Heart Pirates to react to? For your information, the ones containing Cora-san are Episodes 700-706. Now put your votes in the review and also send us more questions! Shuichi Akai is outta here!"


SORRY FOR THE VERY LONG WAIT!
I'm gonna be honest; I kinda forgot about this story. All these plot bunnies keep popping up. Now I'm writing a story about Vergo X OC. It's called
Love Tales. I made this chapter two thousand words instead of the usual one thousand word chapters.
So yeah, I need more questions for future chapters. I also need to know what episode you want them to react to. I prefer showing them the Dressrosa Arc.

TYPE "GHOST-CORA" IN YOUR REVIEW IF YOU WANT THE GHOST OF CORAZON TO BE BROUGHT INTO THE STORY!