I have a new idea for KHR, although it has been seen before I would like to try it out just like this twin-fic. After all, it's got my own twist.

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Toolazytologin: Well I don't know if you are or not happy that you understand the jokes haha. Sorry I may 'accidentally' use your pun~ Thanks for reviewing!

x3: Verde? :3 Well now he's gonna be a part of the story now, because of you. The chats are gonna be the thing of this story. They are what I really enjoy from reading other stories with them and the fact I have internet friends on Skype. Nono's puns are forever. Thank you very much!

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR.

He wasn't in the mood for school. Not when he had such a wealth of information right before him. His hands moved at an unrecognisable pace [Ohoho. :^)] as he worked his way through, looking at the automatically organised files. Yep. That virus hack was his greatest invention so far. Even so, he still had little BITs and pieces lying around of various small hacking programs that he had made throughout his progress as a hacker.

Noticing this rather long time of peace, he started to divert his attention from the computer screen when he heard the sound of the alert on his phone. It was a private message from Dino.

Cielo27 came online just now.

Blonde Bronco: Yes you're on!

Cielo27: What do you want.

Blonde Bronco: Not even a question, but a statement… Well something has happened again.

Cielo27: What.

Blonde Bronco: … It seems that Vongola HQ had opened up and gathered help from their external agency called CEDEF.

Cielo27: Oh them. They aren't that much of a deal.

Blonde Bronco: Don't underestimate them, Cielo. The leader is already on the move. I think he has an idea to reveal your identity.

Cielo27: Eh. So what? A name will be a useful.

Blonde Bronco: Well you are one or the greatest hacker anyways…

Cielo27: Your compliments mean nothing.

Blonde Bronco: *Sigh* Name right? Sawada Iemitsu. It's a Japanese man. We don't know much about him but apparently he's got a family that lives in Japan.

Cielo27: Please repeat what you just wrote.

Blonde Bronco: Um, is there a problem Cielo?

Cielo27 just went offline.

… [I was going to make a joke for this next bit but I realised it wouldn't fit the mood. I'll put it at the end of the chapter, after author note.]

"Oi, you fucktard, get here," said an annoying voice.

Tsuna immediately turned around, originally unaware of his twin's presence.

"I've got some pent up stress. Since you aren't doing anything but being a fucking shit on the internet probably complaining to your so called friends, you seem like the easiest way to get rid of this stress," said Toshio.

"Oh? I am actually that useful? Why am I always called Dame if I'm so useful to you?" asked Tsuna with a smirk.

The silence confirmed Toshio's anger and in a blur, his fist came in contact with his face.

"Now I've gone and done it, people are gonna get suspicious since it's on your ugly ass face," said Toshio.

Tasting the red liquid on the inside of his cheek, Tsuna spat it onto his brother's clothes.

"Looks like they'll get suspicious at you since it's on your ugly ass existence."

"Know your limits, Dame-Tsuna." With incontrollable anger, he punched Tsuna's stomach, which was still healing from before. Tsuna instantly toppled over curled up in agony, clutching his stomach.

"Why are you such a pain in the gut?" breathed Tsuna with a painful snicker at his own lame joke referring to his stomach and Toshio's punch.

"You are pushing your limits too far."

"Since when did I have any?"

"Good point for a stupid one," said Toshio, as he forcefully took Tsuna's hands away from his stomach and gave a final kick to his stomach causing Tsuna to throw up. That was if he ever had anything in his stomach in the first place.

The pain became a buzz and his vision became a blur when Toshio started to beat him up even more.

Damnit. I need to stop procrastinating those physicality boosting lessons. Any sort of fighting arts woulda been useful… thought Tsuna as he passed out after Toshio's foot connected with his head.

It was already midday when he woke up. First things first, his vision was really bad. It wasn't anything from an injury but if he dared to peak at the light that peaked through his window blinds, his head would throb as if he had downed a bottle of Ever Clear and woke up the next morning near death.

He could feel the vibration of his phone ringing and it seemed to had ended up on the floor. Doing mini snow angels on the floor, he brushed against the cool exterior of the modified phone and waved his hand across it which picked up the call.

There was silence, but then there was a voice he well recognised.

"Hello? This is Cielo27 right?"

"Yeah." Although he was mumbling and he was a good arm's reach away from the phone, it picked up his voice. It was extremely useful if he would ever require to emergency call someone when in a tight situation.

"Um… it's been a while. But this is Aria speaking," she said.

"Ah… Aria…"

"You sound… rather tired."

"Hmm. You could say that," said Tsuna, managing to finally open his eyes without any headache.

"Sorry for not talking to you for the past year… my famiglia came across a rather interesting individual… but besides that, I am on holiday and I am teaching a class, and a student has a similar phone to yours."

"Eh? Wait this phone was sent from you? Dino said it was one of the Arcobaleno. He was really interested in me or something," said Tsuna. The Italian spilled from his mouth fluently. And then the retching feeling of gagging and throwing up came again when he tried to sit up.

"… Are you alright?" asked Aria. "You seem much younger than what I think…"

"I don't usually sound-" started Tsuna only to cough violently. Cupping his hand around his mouth and clenching his shirt as he felt his chest heave and hurt every cough, the salty taste of blood reached his dry mouth.

"Cazzo."

"Don't swear!" exclaimed Aria. "I mean… you shouldn't swear. What's wrong?"

"U-uh… I'm sick." Lied Tsuna. Lying was hard in real life. He found it much easier to lie on the internet although he didn't have that much to lie about.

"…"

He knew Aria knew he was lying. She was the Sky Arcobaleno, there was no way she would not know he was sick.

"Sorry for calling at this time, Cielo… but I'm really curious about the student."

"What's his name?" asked Tsuna before anything would start to cause pain in his body.

"Sawada Tsunayoshi?"

"Oh. Like that CEDEF leader?"

"CEDEF? You mean the external advising group for the Vongola, right?" said Aria, thinking. "Wait. The leader is Sawada Iemitsu- You don't mean?!"

She heard a pained laugh on the other side of her phone.

"Ahaha- so that fucking idiot really is that kid's father." My father.

"Do you have a grudge on him?"

"Oh~ more than a grudge, Aria. More than just a grudge."

"Uhm… If you really need any help, please call me. I'm available any time," she said with genuine worry as she heard the hacker cough another few times.

"Yeah. I'll go visit the hospital," he said. "See ya." And ended the call.

Aria stared at her phone. The number was private. There was no way she would ever uncover it anyways. The hacker was given a phone, but he put in his own sim card and his own altercations to make sure his identity would never be found.

"Aria, are you really that interested in your phone to be not doing your paperwork?" asked the tall blonde.

"Geh! You scared me there Gamma!" said Aria with a slight smile. "Come on, doing paperwork in a school?"

Gamma merely shook his head and sighed which Aria responded in a gruff and continued her paperwork.

She couldn't help but feel worried for her hacker friend. Something wasn't right and her intuition wasn't working well. It was as if something was interfering with her or something had clashed with her flames. Was it possible that Cielo was someone more than what she was thought he was? For all she knew, he could be a teenager with absolutely no identity in society. She wasn't that entirely off though…

Admins online: Blonde Bronco

Members online: 100fluffysweets, Blonde Bronco, Cielo27

Members offline: Hitman-Sun-Absolution, I-am-X, Nonot-your-business, RedEarth

100fluffysweets: Oh! Cielo's on!

Blonde Bronco: He hasn't been replying to my private messages though…

100fluffysweets: Maybe something happened?

Blonde Bronco: I don't even want to know what sort of things happen to Cielo… he often goes beyond his limitless limits.

100fluffysweets: But that's what's so interesting about him! He still does what does despite being in the presence of the number one hitman in this chat~ Isn't that really cool of him?

Blonde Bronco: …

100fluffysweets: O.O what's wrong?

Blonde Bronco: Cielo hasn't been on for a few days… this isn't normal of him…

100fluffysweets: Oh… maybe something in real life got him caught?

Blonde Bronco: If it was going to be like this, wouldn't he tell us?

100fluffysweets: True. Uh, then why does it say he's online.

Blonde Bronco: Well that's what I would like to ask.

Cielo27: oxhwla

100fluffysweets: oxhwala?

Cielo27: spryy radnomn shit hapnendd

100fluffysweets: why so many typos?

Cielo27: Better? I was trying to sit up. I still have an IV drip stuck in my hand.

Blonde Bronco: YOU'RE IN HOSPITAL?

100fluffysweets: Haha, I did NAZI that coming.

Cielo27: Save the capitals. You aren't Xanxus. It seems like I lost some memory in my computer but I don't mind one BIT. :^)

100fluffysweet: … that pun… but hospital? And what's this about your computer?

Cielo27: Says you who made a Nazi pun. I'm hurt, bro. Hurts me right in the feels.

Blonde Bronco: Cielo, what's this about the hospital!

Cielo27: I'm in hospital cuz I'm hurt. Probably sick. Eh. Can't really explain it to you, since you wouldn't understand for being so stupid.

100fluffysweets: Want me to come over to Japan and heal you?

Cielo27: That's creepy dude.

100fluffysweets: WELL if you really want it I can give it to you :^)~

Cielo27: I'd rather get that F mark on my report than that D mark thank you very much.

Blonde Bronco: O.O THIS IS NOT THE TIME MAKING SEXUAL INNUENDOS, CIELO! YOU ARE IN HOSPITAL!

Cielo27: What can you do about it? Nothing! I don't want the help, nor do I even need help. I've got the fees and I've got my hacking skills. It's fine.

100fluffysweets: Yeah, Bronco. Hackers are great for these sorts of troublesome things. I don't really like hospitals since they're really sad.

Cielo27: That's a given. Haha. But seriously, I'm just sick. Coughing here and there, nothing else.

Blonde Bronco: But you were away for 3 days! Even a day is a lot…

Cielo27: Unlike you all, I don't usually get sick, so if I ever got sick, it woulda been hella worse than all the times you would have gotten sick.

100fluffysweets: He's right. But you make me want to visit you! Poor Cielo-chan…. ;-;

Cielo27: Chan?

Blonde Bronco: If you aren't going to say anything about the hospital, then what's that about your computer.

Cielo27: Uh… I was looking through some data, but a small bug came up and got rid of a chunk of it. I had it originally stored on my laptop but I also made sure I had a backup on my phone. So I'm safe.

100fluffysweets: Where do you live in Japan, Cielo-chan?

Cielo27: Why do I have to tell you?

100fluffysweets: Well I'm at Japan right now.

Cielo27: What.

100fluffysweets: One of my acquaintances said that she required some help. Apparently she's trying to find out more about you and some other guy who seems to be connected with the Young Lion of the Vongola. She's currently in Japan and I decided to visit~

Cielo27: About me? Aria right?

100fluffysweets: Yup, that's her! Well landing soon, bye bye!

Blonde Bronco: …

Cielo27: Don't worry Bronco, I'm lost too. I just don't get Hyaku.

Currently accessing Files-

C:Cielo [Command 27 Code] Thirst Vongola_HQ Folder_6 C.E.D.E.F Members Sawada Iemitsu

- PROFILE

Family:

Nana (Wife)

Toshio (Son)

Tsunayoshi (Son)

- CURRENT JOB/POSITION

Leader of CEDEF, Leading Worker in CEDEF (more details in Folder_22)

- CURRENT MISSION/S

Combat Thirst Virus (more details in Folder_28)

- COMPLETED MISSIONS

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

C:Cielo [Command 27 Code] Thirst Vongola_HQ Folder_13 Secret_Mission Members Reborn

- PROFILE

Nothing known.

Partner: Leon

- CURRENT JOB/POSITION

Number one hitman in the world.

- CURRENT MISSION/S

Training new Vongola Decimo (more details in Folder_27)

Assisting Figure in - Combat Thirst Virus (more details in Folder_28)

- COMPLETED MISSIONS

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

It was his wonderful Hitman_Sun_Absolution friend. His profile didn't surprise him.

He clicked on folder 27 on the hitman's current missions and was in for a great surprise. Oh, he was ready for this. So ready. No sexual innuendo intended :^)

Not a lot of jokes an' all and it's more serious. See ya next time and I'm pretty much dying at midnight writing this. So much for the tests coming up.

Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed!

Zaira Swift.

Alternative from far above.

"Oi, you fucktard, get here," said an annoying voice.

"Where?" asked Tsuna, turning around sharply to face his brother.

"In here. :^)"

Yeah, by the way… that little bit above actually were the exact words my internet friend and I had said. Instead of 'Oi, you fucktard,' it was just my name lmao.