Hey! I know I know I took forever…sorry! I've been busy with school work, my Wii, begging my mom to get me a Kinect, my Wii, new books I wanna read, my Wii. See what an exciting social life I have on weekdays? Now it's the weekend and I can do what I should've a looooong time ago.

I just love wasting a whole line to say "here I go-"! It's cool. I'll do it when my biggest fic comes out.

Anyway, here I go-(see?)

"Hey! Hey! H-Hey! What don't you get about the word 'hey'?" asked anannoyed Samus. "HEY! CUT IT OUT! SERIOUSLY! STOP!" Sonic looked at her. "This has been going on for five minutes. Why won't that stupid Rattata let go of her?" he asked, looking annoyed. "Maybe it thinks it's funny. WE do!" said Wario, before the entire team began laughing. "This is stupid!" the young hedgehog shouted. "Man, when am I gonna...there it is! Stupid Pokemon! It's time!" The team looked around. Their eyes stopped on a human. Not Link! (I think he's like, part human!) Not Luigi! (He's to scared!) Not Wario! (There's not a mirror anywhere nearby, and he's on the team!) Not Captain Falcon! (I can't even think up a comment for such a crazy person!) No, it's Red! "Rattata! I've beeen trying to catch you all day! Now you're mine! I want you to meet my other Rattata, and name you, and train you, so I'm GONNA catch you!" yelled the teenager, pulling out a Pokeball! "YES! I DID IT!" Red yelled, triumphantly, as he held up the Pokeball. "My first Rattata since I left Kanto on the Super Smash Bros Tour!" Samus looked at him, obviously annoyed. "Hurray. You caught it," she said, sarcasticly. "You're good bait! Thanks! Hey, Pikachu! Check this out!" Sonic told Samus, in an annoyed voice, to get her helmet off and just come. "Well, I thought it might scare the little guy away! Sorry!" she protested. Mario, meanwhile, was talking to Red. "Hey. What are they talking about?" asked Sonic. "What?" said Fox. "Red Cap feels like talking to Red Cap. No biggie. Seriously. Not like Zelda talking to Shiek in the bathroom for half an hour." "HEY!" yelled Link. "Shut up!" "Oh, come on!" Fox said, laughing. "Well, I'm worried about this match with R.O.B.! I don't know if he'll use that new NES Disk Cleaner Chop on me!" (NOTE: I made that move because R.O.B. was originally an accessory for the NES. He's NOT originally from Mario Kart, as most people think he is! He's an old accessory! Hit that "Minimize/Tab" thing at the top, go on youtube, and type "Do the ROB." Then come back.) "Really! What if he sees a Smash Ball! Shiek, I'm scared! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHIEK! Let's see, did it work? Ah, yes. I'm Shiek. Well Zelda, maybe you might lose. So what? You and Link won't be in Hyrule anytime soon. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZELDA! You're right! Thanks Shiek! Boy, I give myself the best advice!" said Fox, imitating Zelda, and succeding. "Aw, shu-you know, you're kinda right..." said Link, blushing and laughing. "Hey! Samus left!" said Sonic. Suddenly, he got an email. "How did you get that? There's no connection here!" said Fox. "Sally, my old friend, gave me a connection to Nicole." (See SEGA+Archie comics) "It's from Samus. Says shes on a mission. Just randomly got transported to stop Ridley. Be back tomorrow," said Sonic. "YES! A BOYS NIGHT! Finally, after all these years of 'a girls night', there's a BOYS night!" screamed Fox. "So, Mario, how's Peach?" asked Link, raising an eyebrow and elbowig Mario. "Well...she CAN be bossy! Have you SEEN that Toad shield? What's up wit-a dat?" he said. (Remember, just PRETEND he has the accent!) "Oh! More, more!" said Sonic. "Well...!" After about fifteen minutes of talking about Peach, (They call it "Manly Gossiping") Fox stared at Mario and said "!" Then he went on off about the HIS love interest. Ooo, must of you know, but the rest gotta FIND OUT! Don't look on this fic, man. IT WON"T WORK! Then Link talked about Zelda and how she STILL thinks he doesn't know she's Shiek. "Didn't she tell you?" "She thinks the fall I took when I met Majora knocked it outta me." "That was already, like, two weeks later though. How can you ha-" "I have no idea." Then they all looked at Sonic and Wario. "Wai? I'm-a Wadio! I do need a girlyfriend! I only want a manlyfriend!" They all turned to Sonic. "Soooooniiiiiiic? Do you like Amy?" asked Link. (He seems to be nosy in this fic huh!) "No. Maybe. So what?" "Blaze?" "No. Maybe. So what?" "Sally?" "No. Maybe. So what?" "Fiona?" "No. Maybe. So what?" "PICK ONE!" "I pick...oh, who cares? They all like me so why should I pick?" Link laughed. "You're lucky my friend. You're lucky." Fox stood up. "You're screwed up! You're a cheater! What's wrong with you!" he yelled, trying to seem annoyed, but couldn't help "Laughing. Like a maniac! HAHAHAHAHA!" (That was from Animal Crossing GameCube) "Well, Blaze is a fighter. Amy chases me and respects me. Sally's pretty mature...so is Blaze! Uh...I think it's Blaze. NO AMY! NO BLAZE! NO AMY! NO-What am I doing? This is a fic? I'm supposed to support SonicxBlaze Community, Author, Website, and Factor, like TailsTheFox31, but I like Sal! Duh!" In the morning, Sonic got an letter from Flicky. "You took forever Flickz! Next time I'll send some Tigers after you! And an Izzy too!" "Chirps, Flick, Shut up, Sonic and Tails rule! I'm a Flicky! Sonic looks hot!" said the bird. He meant to say "SorrE! It's not my fault! Mobis is far away! And then I learn he's saving Amy!" But he could only say what Sonic and Tails had taught him. "Sonic and Amy, sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Did I mention when Tails got mad at Sonic once he taught Flicky a lot of new words. "First comes you're a jerk! Second comes Tails only wanted to help! Third comes he made you those cool Ring-Holders!Z" Flick dropped the letter and flew off. It said-

TO

Sonic -

Hey! You're coming! Bow-chicka-wow-wow! Thanks TailsTheFox31's brother! If you weren't coming overfrom Florida, TailsTheFox31 would never have had this idea! (It's true! Wario, get out of my Narrator box. "Buy my Microchips today! Diamond City, Wario Factory! Today! By WarioWare!") So, I think you made a rip in time. Like when we met Silver. Do you remember him? Were you affected? Whatever. And how COULDN'T you remember? That's whe you met Blaze!

Sonic could hear Tails in his head saying "Blaaaaa-aaaaaze!" "Jeez! I don't like her! What has this fic turned into!

Well, see Sharah. I can't wait for you to come. PM me as soon as Flicky comes.

FROM-

Tails

PS-

I sprained a tail racing Knuckles. I can' fly! WHAAAAAAAA!

"PM you? Got it!" said Sonic, taking out his Nicole Link. "Miles T-as-Pr-wer-Okay! I'm on my way to s- Shar- You sp- Sorry. I feel really bad. If I was there-would-stopped-all before it got bad, but I wasn't so...sorry. Knux-a Knuckle-Head-don't-mad. Aaaaaaaaaaand SEND!" Sonic mumbled to himself, repeating what he wrote. "Hey! Where's Samus?" "I'm heeeeeeere! What did I miss?" "Tails wrote to Sonic." "What did you talk about last night?" "The annoying stuff gi-Nothing!" said Mario. "Oh yeah!" said Sonic. "I gotta ask Tails about Sharah! Okay...hgi...Sharah...And Send!"

Like it? Good R&R BYE!

SNEAK PEAK OF COMING SOON-

"No Fox! I don't!" "C'mon!" moaned Sonic. "Do it!" Five minutes later, Samus was inn front of a dragon, in a girl-monster dress. "I feel stupid!" she complained. "You are stupid," Sonic replied.

Well, that's all! SEE YA!