Sorry for the wait ^^;; I'm going to be making some twists to this... So...Is this going to be even more crackier then before? o.o?
Chapter 3: The truth about Gilbert
It was another world conference. It had been just Matthew and Alfred as the clients kids, but, there had to be more kids...right?
"And that's a dude looking at porn" Prussia lay on the floor with Alfred laying next to him looking at the popcorn ceiling. it had been three years since Alfred and Matthew started being babysat, and now the two children were 10.
"Really? looks more like a hamburger." America said, "speaking of which, can we go someplace? I'm sick and tired of just staying at this house. It sucks." America sat up and stretched.
"Nope, we're staying here. number one: That's what the parents asked, and number two: I feel to lazy right now." Prussia got up off the ground and yawned.
Alfred pouted. "Well if you won't take me, I'll go find a friggin McDonalds on my own!"
Alfred stood up and stomped towards the door.
Gilbert still lay on the floor, "Go ahead."
KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Hello, aru?" a man stood at the door with 3 kids.
"JAPAN!" America tackled one of the kids the man brought. "Are ya gonna be babysat tooo? That'd be awesome!"
"It'd be cool or swell!" Prussia rebuked, "Only I am AWESOME!"
Hungary came to the door holding Canada's hand, she decided she'd hold the little child's hand, just in case she can't find him. Even though during the three year period, Matthew learned English. "Ah, China, it's so nice to see you. Are these your...?"
China smiled, even though he is a he, he is sometimes mistaken as a woman. "Yes, aru. they forbid me to bring these three anymore. Mostly Yong Soo." He patted the child with a curl sticking out.
"I want Aniki's breasts." Korea stated.
"...That's...Nice." Hungary cleared her throat. "Well, I must say, we can keep them maintained. I have been babysitting these two-" Pointing to Matthew and Alfred "for three years."
"Aiya! That long?"
"And also even if their hasn't been world conferences. So trust me, my babysitting skills are quite exquisite."
"Hey! Don't hog the spotlight! I've been helping too!" Prussia ran over pouting.
"Oh yas, I also babysit him too." Hungary smirked and patted Gilbert's head who turned red and stormed away.
Yao and Hungary continued there conversation for a very long time. Alfred got bored, so decided to go over to Gilbert who had his face in a pillow.
Alfred tapped Gilbert. "Do you like Liz?"
Gilbert's face flushed. "...What the hell? why the hell did you ask that?"
"Well do you?"
"...Alright, don't tell anyone. I...Yes...I do. But I swear, I'll rip off your BEEP if you tell-"
"HEY HUNGARY!"
Hungary turned her head and looked down at the american. "hm?"
"Prussia is in LoOoOve with you!"
Prussia jumped out the window to commit suicide.
And thus, China decided to skip the world meetings and help out babysitting while Prussia recovered on the couch of a broken leg.
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And yas, China is now another babysitter! :D
