A/N: I'm sorry for the delay… I am TRYING really hard to keep my FF's in order, but lately I've been swapped with other things and my new passion for Criminal Minds takes up spare time… *blush* yeah, I should try harder, but Reid and Morgan are SO much fun to look at =)

In a long floral pink t-shirt, Jack settled into his sleeping bag. He was sharing a tent with Daniel and Teal'c and he knew it was a mistake the moment he entered the tent. Even Teal'c had a look of amusement on his face. Daniel of course, was in fits of laughter, rolling around on his sleeping bag.

"Shut up!" Jack ordered.

Daniel tried to hold himself together.

"I believe that Daniel Jackson is assumed by your garment!" Teal'c said.

Jack rolled his eyes. "Ya think?"

He groaned as he lay there, sickly aware of how hideous he may have appeared to everyone else, and then he groaned louder when he realized he liked the feel of fabric against his body. Of course, he didn't dare mention this to anyone else. This camping trip was NOT turning out the way he planned.

When morning came, Jack stumbled out of bed, and stepped over Daniel to get to the tent entrance. He groaned groggily from sleep. "Come on, Jack…"

"Time to rise and shine!" he announced. He stepped out of the tent and into the morning sun, slapping on his green army cap.

Jack dropped into one of the fold-out chairs, allowing the sun to wash over him. It was a miracle they managed to make this trip. While they were out on missions, sun exposed, it wasn't exactly the same thing. Jack couldn't remember the last time he had just sat absorbing the warmth of Mother Nature, for no other reason than just because.

"Goodmorning, Sir," the angel voice greeted.

Jack turned his head to find Sam approach. "Carter," he nodded. She was suppressing a smile. Jack looked down aware that he was still wearing the damn pink floral shirt. "No wise cracks!" he demanded.

"I didn't say anything, Sir."

"Just in case…" he groaned.

"Coffee?" she asked.

Jack eyed her suspiciously. "Yeah," he nodded. "Thanks."

She fixed him a cup and brought it over to him. The two of them sat in silence enjoying the peace and quiet. No one else was up yet.

"JACK!" Daniel's voice bellowed from the tent. "YOU SMASHED MY GLASSES YOU BIG LUG!"

He pulled a face at Sam. "Guess that means I'm in the doghouse."

"I think so, Sir," she smiled.

"Payback's a B*%$#."

"I'm sorry?' she frowned not understand the reference.

"He was laughing at my shirt…" he shrugged in differently. As far as jack was concerned it was his own fault.

"So you broke his glasses?" she gasped in horror.

"Of course not," he sounded appalled at the accusation. "It's just Karma balancing out."

Sam couldn't help but laugh. "I don't think Daniel would see it that way," she informed him.

"Guess not," Jack mumbled.

I hope that was as funny to you as it was to me. =)

Reviews are wonderful ways to tell me ways to improve this story… any suggestions, I'm open to them? =)