Turning, Squad 9
Ino rolled over to hit her alarm clock. But when she reached toward her bed table, her arm didn't reach and she flopped off the bed.
"Ouch" she moaned, only it came out as "Oink"
She coughed to clear her throat, and it came out as a weird wheeze.
Great, I'm sick Ino thought. Cold medicine, that'll cure it!
She crawled across the floor, into the bathroom where her medicine cabinet was. She Went to stand but only fell on her back where she squirmed for a few minutes. When she finally righted herself, she hit her head against a table, and a mirror fell to the floor. She leaned over it, to gaze upon her beauty.
Then she screamed
"OIINNKK!!"
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The alarm clock beeped.
Oh, just five more minutes please Shikamaru thought to himself. He leaned over to push the snooze button but couldn't make the button go down.
Great, it's stuck. I'll have to buy a new clock. He thought before pushing it off the table so it would shatter into pieces. Then he rolled over. So soft… and warm. Wait why does my bed smell like…French-fries?
Shikamaru then remembered that Choji spent the night last night.
Suddenly something licked his face.
He opened his eyes and found himself face-to-face with a cow!
"Aflack!!"
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Choji spent the night at Shikamaru's house, so they could go to training together.
But when he woke up, he was a cow.
At first he thought he was dreaming. But then he remembered someone told him once 'You are what you eat.' And boy did he love bacon. So now he was a cow, to teach him a lesson. Beside him was a duck. No that he thought about it, Shikamaru really did enjoy eating duck.
So Choji tried to wake him the only way he could.
He licked the cow with his enormous tongue.
Yep, that'd do.
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Next chapter coming soon. Thanks for reading.
