Scary Crazy Ramdomness

Part three

Marty:

Hey Kasaki, we should go to Toys-R-Us and pick up Momiji some birthday gifts!

Kasaki:

Yeah! That's a great idea Marty. We should invite Kyo and Haru too.

Marty:

Hey! Just because me and Haru make out all the time doesn't mean you get to invite Kyo! Besides I want to go by ourselves.

Kasaki:

Okay! Hey Marty, how far is Toys-R-Us?

Hatori:

Toys-R-Us is only a few blocks away. You could walk.

Kasaki and Marty:

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?????

Hatori:

I've been here watching you this whole time…

Kasaki:

I hope you know we have boyfriends.

Hatori:

Yes. Besides, I have a girlfriend.

Marty/Haru:

Really, who is it?

Hatori:

I feel I should have at least some privacy for my personal life.

Momiji:

It's Mayu-Sensei!!

All but Hatori and Momiji:

Whoa…

Haru:

Nice Hatori. Date our teacher why don't you.

Kyo:

(Puts arm around Kasaki)

At least I'm dating someone my own age.

Hatori:

Kyo.

Kyo:

Yes?

Hatori:

We're the same age.

Kyo blushes a deep red, the color of his hair, and looks away in embarrassment.

Yuki:

I knew you'd make a fool of yourself you baka neko.

Marty:

Anyway! Me and Kasaki better get to Toys-R-Us it closes in two and a half hours.

Kasaki:

Off and away!

Everyone else: (Not Hatori) J

Can we come??

Kasaki:

Sure!

Marty:

Grrr.

And so the two followed by their friends head off to Toys-R-Us. Hatori was only dragged along for the ride.

Kasaki:

We're here! We're here!

Marty:

Grrr.

Yuki:

I wish Tohru was here…

POOF

Tohru:

Hi Yuki!

Yuki:

How did you get here?

Tohru:

I don't know… Oh well.

Yuki and Tohru skipped merrily off to the grocery store across the street.

Momiji:

TOHRU!! Wait for me!

Momiji also falls victim to the dreaded grocery store.

Hatori:

Damn! Now I have to go get him...

NoooooOOOOOOO! Hatori is GONE!!! Damn you, you dreadful Grocery Store!

Kasaki/Kyo:

I like spending time like this…

Kasaki:

OOOH! What's that Kyo?

Kyo:

It's called a poo-Chi.

Kasaki:

Whoa. How did you know?

Kyo/Haru/Marty:

It's written on the box!

Kasaki:

Oh.

Kasaki hangs her head in absolute shame, or at least the closest thing Kasaki has to shame. Which by the way isn't very close to shame.

Kyo:

Kasaki, do you want one?

Kasaki:

YEAH!! Would you get me one Kyo? Do you have enough money?

Kyo:

Yes, I have enough. If I didn't I wouldn't get it for you now would I?

Kasaki:

Uhhh…

Marty:

He'd find a way. Most likely he would steal from Haru or Yuki though.

Kyo:

Do you have to ruin everything?

Marty:

Yes. Yes I do Kyo. It proves your worthiness of Kasaki. She is my best friend after all.

Kyo:

Whatever. I know I'm worthy of Kasaki.

And Kyo leaves to go buy Kasaki her Poo-Chi. Kasaki follows in utter excitement for her new toy.

Yuki:

I wish I could live again.

Tohru:

It's okay Yuki I'm sure you'll live again someday.

Yuki:

Maybe.

Marty:

So sad, so sad. Oh well!

Marty falls as another victim to the store as she looks for candy.

Kasaki:

Thank you so so much Kyo!

Kyo:

Long as your happy…

Kasaki:

I am! I am! Now… How do I turn it on?

Haru/Kyo:

Press that button.

Kasaki:

Whoa! How did you two know?

Wait, it's on the box isn't it?

Haru:

Yes, it is Kasaki.

Kasaki:

Ragh! I feel so stupid!

Kyo:

No. You're not stupid Kasaki! You're brilliant!

Kasaki:

Really?

Kyo:

Really.

Kasaki:

Really?

Kyo:

Really.

Haru:

Suck up.

Kyo:

Shush!

Haru:

Whatever, I'm going to go find Marty.

No! Now only Kasaki and Kyo are safe from the grocery store. Let's hope they stay safe.

Kyo:

So, do you like the Poo-Chi?

Kasaki:

Yes! I love it. And… You!

Kyo:

Good.

Kasaki:

Hey the store is about to close, we should go home!

Kyo:

Yeah.

Kasaki:

Let's go then!

Kyo:

Ok…

And so they left Kyo having tricked Kasaki into thinking that the others were already home! Ohhhh! Bad Kyo! Ahh well.

Kasaki:

Hey! They aren't here!

Kyo:

They're probably out partying.

Kasaki:

I wanna party too!

Kyo:

I'll give ya one tomorrow.

Kasaki:

YAY!!!

And so the two went to bed not knowing that the others were trapped in the dreaded Grocery store! That, my friends, is why they call it the dreaded grocery store!