Yo, I am so sorry it took me years to finally get another chapter! I have been so busy with stuff that I haven't gotten the chance to finish and edit it. I am so sorry, I should have had this out a week ago!

Thank you for all those people who reviewed and who added it to their favorite story list.

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I do not own stuff. Warning!: I apologize to all tristan x Kaiba fans, Jonas brothers fans and Begging strip companies. I made of the paring and used the Jonas Brothers in comical reference. I used the name and do not own it. Please do not flame! I do like the group and the product. I do not have a comment on the pairing.

Ok, without further junk, here is the brand new chapter!Way to tick off Kaiba number 2


Actually make sense.

Mai ran down the streets. She was happy that she had made an amazing discovery, she loved Joey! Today she was going to run up to him and confess her love! She could just imagine how he would react. And how they would walk into the sunset together!

Just thinking about it made Mai's heart sing. She ran around the corner where her blonde prince charming was there. He seemed to be thinking about something. Suddenly seeing Joey serious made Mai surprised. She had never seen the blonde so intelligent. She walked over to him and began to talk.

"Um, hey Joey…" Mai started. She squeezed her arm, because she was so nervous.

"Oh, hey Mai. What have you been up to?" Joey asked, still in his intelligent pose.

"Oh this and that…I, I have something that I would like to tell you!" Mai said. She started to blush and fidget. She was really nervous about meeting the man of her dreams.

"And what might that be? Is it something personal? Something important? Tell me please!" Joey asked. He had a certain look in his face. He stared at her caringly.

"Oh, Joey! I love you!" Mai confessed. She open her arms wide as if she expected him to go up to her to kiss her.

"But why? A man such as myself could never make a good living for us. Logically, you should be able to get a better man. Ones that's richer and more worthy of your love!" Joey said. He turned from his arms.

"Oh, Joey, I love you and only you!" Mai asked. She held her arms close to her chest. Her eyes look hurt. She tilted her head and asked.

"That can't be true, there must be others that you like. Think logically!" Joey said. He still had an intelligent look upon his face. As if he was trying to figure out just what was going around d him the blondes head.

"Joey, when did you start think logically? Since when were you seriously thinking about life and what's going on?" Mai asked.

"So you think I am serious? How serious do you think? Overly - serious? Kaiba serious? A little serious?" Joey asked.

"Huh what kind of question is that?" Mai asked. Wondering just what was going through his head.

"I mean, it…do you think I make sense?" Joey continued.

"Well, yes I suppose so…" Mai said, still confused.

"Good! Then I'll act like this when I make Kaiba annoyed!!" Joey said.

"Wait, so you mean you've only answered like that because you're trying to get back at your arch rival????" Mai asked.

"Yup" Joey said with a wide smile on his face.

"Joey!!!"Mai yelled, as she punched him into the air. He flew away until there wasn't any part of him to be seen.

He landed a few minutes later in a pile of dug.

"Hey Joey, eww, why do you smell?" Yugi asked as he held his nose.

"I was practicing my Kaiba jokes on Mai and she got all sensitive and stuff." Joey answered.

"Kaiba jokes?" Yugi asked.

"Yup remember when I told you a few days ago that I would try to tick off Kaiba as much as I could?"Joey asked.

"Sadly I do…" Yugi said. Ironically there was a tampon next to him…I wonder how it got there.

"Well, I have discovered a new way to annoy him!"Joey said happily.

"Oh, no…" Yugi said. "What is it this time?"

"I am going to make sense for once! I am going to act serious for once!" Joey said.

"HAHAHAHA!!! You being serious!! That's impossible!!! That's like Yami not wanting to see the newest Barbie movie!!! Or actually paying for the drugs that he makes me buy!! Or not trying to get me in jail for like the 10th time this week!!" Yugi laughed.

"Well at least I don't compare everything in the world to a 3 thousand year old pharaoh spirit that takes over my body from time to time!" Joey snapped back.

"….That was cold… Anyway, what's your great plan?" Yugi asked.

"Well, I'll plan a meeting with him. And I'll dress really nice." Joey started.

"But Joey, if you dress like that Kaiba's going to think that you're going to make fun of him!" Yugi pointed out.

"Yup, that's exactly what I want!" Joey smiled. He knew his plan and he knew it well.

"You WANT Kaiba to be suspicious of you? Wouldn't that destroy the purpose? Ok, Joey have you been taking some of Yami's crack? Because if you are you are acting like a total fool and you should probably start running because Yami's a Drama Queen and will b-slap you to the moon." Yugi said, surprisingly serious. Yeah you better tell him! I have had the strangest feeling lately that someone has been stealing my crack! Oh shut up. I am just trying to warn him. Are you talking back!!! I'll b-slap you to the god Ra! Yeah that's what you always say, but where is your precise god? Huh? He's not alive!!! NO! You're lying!!! He's real; he just doesn't want to come out because you have such an ugly face that you'll scare him. Yami we share almost the same face….In fact we share a body. If he thinks I'm ugly then he probably thinks your also ugly. Besides, we're going to have to deal with each other for a lot of chapters for this crappy Fan fiction story so you might as well try to work with me NO! You're lying!! WAAAA! I'm going to my room and never coming out.

In the Pharaoh's room Pharaoh was crying and listening to the Jonas Brothers. "Oh, Nick, Joe, Kevin! One day you will come here and you'll save me from this evil place!!!" Yami said as he stared into the cover of his CD. He started singing along with his favorite artists. Yugi peeked in, he started to twitch. "Hey what are you doing here!!! Get out!!!" Yami yelled as he threw his pink furry pillows at Yugi. - A/N: How he even got his junk is beyond me… - Yugi ran out of the room. The pillows didn't hurt, but they had a gross scent of them which he couldn't stand. It was probably flowers and bumble bees.

"Hey, Yugi?" Joey said as he poked the younger one in his head.

"Hey, stop that." Yugi said as he rubbed his forehead. "Sorry, I went to visit Yami."

"….Oh yeah, you mean that weird room with stairs that we went to in the first Yu-gi-oh movie?" Joey asked.

"Yup that's the one!"Yugi said with a smile.

"How the heck do you put up with that guy, I mean he acts like a totally drama queen. He is probably hanging out in his room right now listening o the Jonas brothers and saying some crap about how one day, they will take him away and he will never have to go back to this horrible place! And other girl-sih stuff like that." Joey said.

"You have no idea. So, what's your plan again?" Yugi asked, suddenly getting the story back on topic.

"Well, you see…" Joey began.


Kaiba was in his room at noon. He looked around to make sure that no one was around. Then he took out an object. It was hard yet very delicate. He held it in his hand. Sweat ran down his head. He knew that this was the most important thing he has ever had the honor to hold. It was something that most people wouldn't even think would be inside Kaiba's desk. It was a picture of his husband, Tristan!!!! "Oh, Tristan, my love where have you been?" Kaiba asked. A single tear filled his eye.

A/N: Just kidding. Eww, Kaiba x Tristan, I must be on crack to write a story about that pair.…What about crack? Are you the one who keeps on stealing it from my little crack pouch? You know, the one that is shaped like a cute little panda? Oh Yami, um, no I didn't steal any of your crack… *runs away* Apologies to Kaiba x Tristan fans (if there are any that is…)

No, what Kaiba really had in his hand was a super awesome Brittany Spears "All will be revealed" CD. Seto smiled. 'Now I will know everything about my little Britney!! One day we will meet and we'll have kids! That is if she can hold any more kids that is, I mean it's like every year she comes out with a new one! Oh, she's so cool!! Wait, she's now dating a photographer?? And he's going to be her new boyfriend??? Why Brittany I thought we had something! That's it we're over!!!' he thought.

A person knocked at his door. "Mr. Seto, you have a visitor, a Mr. Wheeler?"

'Joey, what does that guy want?' "Send him in."

Joey walked into Kaiba's over decorated office. He was indeed dressed in a tuxedo. "Hello, Mr. Seto, I came to talk to you about something."

"What?" Kaiba asked. "Do you want a begging strip or something?"

"No, I want to work out our differences." Joey said calmly.

"Oh, is the puppy ready to act like a human? Well to bad! Go away." Kaiba yelled. Signaling him to go away.

"Wait Mr. Seto I just came here to talk to you!!" Joey pleaded.

"This better be good..." Kaiba started to complain.

"Oh it is! I think that we should sign a treaty. We are both civilized men. I think we can both agree to not be mean to each other anymore. This treaty stated that we shall no longer make fun of or fight with each other. Can you please sign it?" Joey asked. He acted civilized which made the normal Joey seem strange.

"Ha, I am not going to sign a treaty between a dog and myself!" Kaiba laughed. "And stop talking like that you sound like a total idiot!"

"But Kaiba I think that you're a reasonable man!"Joey objected.

"Ok, Wheeler, enough stop talking like you have a brain in that head of yours!" Kaiba yelled.

"But why Kaiba? We are friends are we not? Why don't you want to talk with me?" Joey asked. He had a concern look in his face.

"I said stop!" Kaiba asked. 'What the heck is that Wheeler doing? He's supposed to be a fool? Why is he acting so intelligent? I never even knew he had a brain in that's thick skull of his!'

"Kaiba calm down! I think we can reach an agreement!!" Joey told the angered brunette.

"No, no agreement just get the heck out of my office! And don't return until your back to your normal self." Kaiba answered.

"But Kaiba, I like being smart! Why don't you like it? You're always telling me to be that way!" Joey asked.

"Yeah but this time you're getting annoying so get out!!" Kaiba yelled.

"But, but!" Joey objected.

"Not more buts get out or I'll call security!!!" Kaiba yelled. There seemed to be pressure in his eyes. He was enraged, he couldn't stand people making fun of him. How dare his puppet start pulling his own strings.

"I," Joey started.

"One, more, one more and I swear that I will kill you!!" Kaiba said. He looked as if he was going to pop a vein.

"Ok, I'll go..." Joey said, slowly getting out the door.

"Good!"

When Joey left Kaiba sat down again. He had been so angered. He started to calm down. He put on a Jonas Brother CD, and started to murmur about how they would take him away some day…


When Joey came out he started to laugh. He saw his friend over at a CD store. The person was leaning over as if he was looking at something. He walked over to him.

"Hey Yugi! Guess what it worked!" Joey smiled.

"Oh, ok…" a familiar voice stated.

"Yup it was really funny! He was completely ticked off! Well I have to go! I think Mai is coming and I don't want her to punch me again!! Bye!" Joey said as he ran away.

"Oh good. Thank god he didn't figure out who I really was or what I was really doing!" Yami said, as he took out an object from his shopping bad.

The object had the words "All will be revealed" on it with puffy red letters. A familiar blonde star was on the cover, Yugi ran his fingers around the case. The tri-colored guy smiled when he saw this. "Oh Britney Spears, one day we will be together!"


I also do not own Brittany Spears and I don't think that it's a real CD.

Sorry, I'm just being careful, I don't want to be sued!

Yay I new chapter. It took a while. ^^'

I will get the next chapter in sooner! If you review it will get in here faster!! ^^