Jackie

Jackie Kelso or Jackie Hyde. One of these names will follow you throughout your life from the choices you make. Though you might not realize it, you're going to make some stupid choices as you get older.

Choice #1: getting back together with Michael after you broke up for the third time. Really, how are five tests to see if he's ready to be in an adult relationship supposed to count for anything? Michael's definitely not mature, considerate, trustworthy, or honest and you shouldn't try to make him be. Though, just like you predicted, he will make a great dad someday. One of your "tests" actually did prove to be true.

Choice #2: asking Michael to marry you. Why? Why? Why?Why? That's all I have to know. Why would you want that longhaired, obsessive, overly-sexed, bimbo as your partner for the rest of your life? Maybe it's because you just never gave any other boy a chance to actually be boyfriend material, so you think Michael is some sort of God. Anyway, if you've learned anything about your life as Jackie Burkhart, it's that you could never be Jackie Kelso. Michael left for California the second he could, though that's a good thing for you: you get to fall in love with Steven.

Choice #3: dating Fez. Before you start screaming or tearing up this letter because you know that you'll never go out with Fez, just listen. It was a mistake—a HUGE mistake—and I know that now, but I guess to an 18 year old who had given up all hope on ever finding true love, fez seemed like the perfect person. But even after you chase him for months and get what you want, it's just not worth it. Fez isn't worth it. Being called Jackie Fez (or whatever his last name is) for the rest of your life isn't worth it.

You need Steven back.

That's the challenge you'll be left with: to earn back the love of Steven Hyde once and for all. As for the future and who you'll end up with, I will tell you this: he, your husband, is what you want—mature, considerate, trustworthy honest, and is responsible enough to be a great dad.

Congratulations, Jackie Hyde.

A/N: Is it just me, or does anyone else realize that there was one major decision every one of the characters (even Red, Kitty, and Bob) that was made either in the last few episodes of the 7th season or throughout the 8th season that ultimately changed their lives? That one decision led to the making of other big decisions, and maybe that's another reason why season 8 went downhill. Every character had some big thing happen to them all at once and season 8 revolved around all of those decisions backfiring on the characters at the same time, and it was just too much for us to see happen to the characters we'd all loved so much.

I've got Fez, Kelso, and Eric's letters in the works. Look for them next week!