Disclaimer: I wish I was JKR. :( *sigh*

As I walk towards the manor, I have one thing in mind. KILL. Kill the idiot who took my girl.

Lavender comes up to me, wearing a nice hourglass black dress.

"Hey Ron"

"Hey Lav"

"hello Ron and Lavender" say the ferret.

"Honey, I see you met my friends, Ronald Weasley and Lavender Brown"

"Yes, darling"

I nearly threw up as they mad goo-goo eyes at each other. *RETCH*

I thought he was an arse, more importantly, Hermione thought he was and arse, though she would never say it.

*Hermione POV*

OH GOD.

OH GOD.

OH GOD.

OH GOD.

OH GOD.

OH GOD.

OH GOD.

Oh Lord, he's here, and he's gonna blow, Ronald Bilius Weasley.

Draco, save me.

And I fainted.