Turkey Day Disaster
a DiSNEY.MANiAC three-shot
Summary: Gabriella invites Troy over for Thanksgiving dinner, and everything Troy thought couldn't go wrong... went wrong.
DISCLAIMER: I disclaim
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PART III
turkey day disaster
Mrs. Montez starts cutting the turkey when it explodes. All of its contents went on Troy.
Gabriella got up and got something to get the turkey off of Troy's outfit. When she was directly behind him, Troy got up from his seat, backing up on Gabi in the process.
Gabi stumbles and eventually falling on a table that makes the table fall over. Macaroni was on the table and it ended up catapulting in the air and lands in the middle of a table with three people sitting at it.
Some candles were lit on the table and they fell to the floor. Of course, this resulted in a fire.
Troy was standing in front of the fire, scared stiff. Gabriella ran over to him trying to get him to move. Someone comes with a fire extinguisher. And, with bad aim, misses the fire, but foams Troy and Gabriella. So there they are, standing there in foam, in front of a fire.
One of Gabriella's aunt, whose furious about the whole thing, throws on the fire to kill it.
Troy is, obviously, embarrassed over the whole. "The 'do great' ship has definitely sailed," Gabriella said.
Everyone had evil glares on their faces, all looking at Troy (except Gabriella, who was just as embarrassed as this as Troy was).
Checklist! Fart, check! Burp… uh oh.
BBBBBBBBEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLCHHH!
This belch did nothing but make the glares even more evil, if that was even possible.
Updated checklist! Fart, check! Burp, fresh check! Barf… oh dear.
Troy started gagging.
"Someone get a trash can!" Gabriella ordered.
His cheeks started to fill up with something.
"Quickly!" Gabriella yelled.
He couldn't hold it in anymore.
BBBBBLLLLLLLLEECCCCCHHHHH! BBBBLLUUUUUHHHHH! COUGH-COUGH! BBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEECCCCCCHH! BBBBLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!
"Don't need the trash can anymore!" Gabriella yelled. "He does that when he's nervous. It happens in that order. Fart, burp, vomit. It's never fart, vomit, burp or burp, fart, vomit or burp, vomit, fart or vomit, burp, fart or vomit, fart, burp. Yep, always fart, burp, vomit."
BBBBBLLLLLLLLEECCCCCHHHHH! BBBBLLUUUUUHHHHH! COUGH-COUGH! BBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEECCCCCCHH! BBBBLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!
BBBBBLLLLLLLLEECCCCCHHHHH! BBBBLLUUUUUHHHHH! COUGH-COUGH! BBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEECCCCCCHH! BBBBLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!
Troy kept regurgitating. But have no fear. He stopped throwing-up… after five minutes.
Troy had to say something. He couldn't just let that happen without saying something.
"Terrible… chain… of… events?"
He could hear giggles and snickers scattered around the room. Eventually, it broke out into a chorus of laughter.
Everyone got up, walking up towards Troy. They avoided the pile of vomit that was so beautifully on display for them.
They started shaking his hand in congratulations. "We didn't have a disaster like that since La'Britani and her scene," Mr. Montez.
Mrs. Montez was next. "Troy, the way you were throwing-up, it seemed like you were three months pregnant!"
Everyone started laughing.
"Thanks for the wonderful Thanksgiving, Troy!" the aunt the put out the fire said, happily. "You and Gabriella clean this mess up," she snarled.
"Split personalities," Gabriella whispered to Troy.
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Happy Thanksgiving! The next installment will be a Christmas one-shot named Tinsel Tournament! where Troy and Gabriella get in a fight using tinsel, and Chad and Taylor mysteriously show up and commentating the whole thing! Join back here on December 25, 2007 to see, or read, the whole thing.
