Disclaimer: For anyone who doesn't know and decided to skip the first two chapters, I don't own Harry Potter.

A/N: Sorry it took so long for me to put this up. I have been really busy, what with Christmas and all. So here is my Christmas present to you.

On with the show!

The next day, after lunch, James, Remus and Alice all dragged a rather disgruntled Sirius up the stairs into the 7th year Gryffindor boy's dormitory. As soon as they had arrived in the room (and locked the door after Sirius's failed escape attempt) Alice opened a rather large bag up on top of one of the beds. Inside was an assortment of makeup, clothing, beauty tools and even a spell book or two on appearance charms. Sirius eyed the bag cautiously.

"Alright" said Alice opening one of the books, "first thing's first, you have to look at least a bit like a girl before we can work on make up."

Sirius's eyes opened wide. "w-what do you mean?"

Alice pointed her want at him and muttered something. Sirius ran to the bathroom and watched in the mirror as his nose shrunk and he became at least six inches shorter.

"Alright," said Alice, looking rather proud of herself. "Eyebrows."

When Sirius looked at her questioningly she held up a pair of tweezers and grinned.

"Oh…No, no, no!" yelled Sirius as the rest of the Marauders laughed, Peter (who had followed them in) had fallen off of his bed and was rolling on the floor. "I can't just wash that off!"

If Alice had heard him she didn't show it.

A few minutes later Sirius stood in the middle of the room, eyebrows plucked makeup on and scowling.

"Alright," said Alice cheerfully "Last thing, cloths." She dove back into her bag and came back holding a plaid skirt and a light blue shirt, she also handed over a razor and a bra. Sirius looked mad enough to kill.

"I am NOT going to wear that" he said pointing at the bra. "And what's the razor for?"

Remus cocked one eyebrow and said between laughs "You expect Lily to believe that James would go out with a furry legged flat chested girl in men's clothing?"

Sirius sighed, grabbed the things Alice was trying to hand him. When he returned from the bathroom, everyone gasped.

James broke out laughing again and said "Wow, Padfoot, you actually look like a girl."

Remus nodded before adding "and not just any girl, a reasonably good looking one."

"Not to be rude," Sirius said in a rather good imitation of the female voice. "But stuff it!" he looked confused for a second "and what do you mean 'reasonably?'"

Alice smiled "My work here is done." She said before piling the makeup back into the bag and throwing a pair of high heels at Sirius. He caught them and held them up to his face, looking curiously at them. They were black, leather and had extremely high heels, at least four inches. He sat down and put them on, it took him quite some time to get them buckled.

"Alright," he said flipping his freshly curled hair. "Let's go."

Sirius clambered to his feet, took one step and promptly fell back down. James and Peter laughed and even Remus looked as though he was about to crack. Sirius shot angry looks at them before standing back up. They all began to walk towards the door, Sirius had one hand extended towards the doorknob when he stopped, backed up and looked expectantly at James.

"Oh come off it," said James, looking down at his watch "I don't have time to open doors for you."

Sirius made a tutting noise "Oh, don't be silly, James, there's always time for edict."

James sighed and opened the door. Sirius almost fell over four times on there way down the stairs.

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Lily sat in the Gryffindor common room, she had decided she would rather be there than by herself in the heads room. Not to mention the fact that it was 3:14 and normally she would be in the heads room so that might throw off a cretin arrogant prat. Lily looked up at the clock, 3:15, she glanced around cautiously. The clock hit 3:16, now she was really worried.

'What if something happened to him?' the little voice in her head said sounding anxious.

'Why do you care?' said another voice, in a mocking tone. 'You don't like him do you?'

'No, of coarse not, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't care if he was hurt. He bugs me, I would even go so far as to say that I hate him, but it's not like I want him dead.'

The other voice said nothing.

'I DON'T like James Potter!' she said inside her head.

'I didn't say anything'it said still mocking.

Lily turned around in her chair, as if to say that she no longer wished to talk to, well… herself. That's when she saw him, Potter, leaned up against the wall, talking to some girl. Lily felt a wave of anger that she couldn't explain. She huffed. It must have been louder than she thought because at that moment both James and the 'skank,' as Lily had decided to call her, looked up at her. When Lily looked into the girl's face she was very confused. She was sure she had never met the girl, and yet he face was so familiar. James looked up at the clock; it was now 3:20. He walked over to Lily.

"My flower." He said as she stood up, resting one hand on her hip and cocking an eyebrow. "Would you PLEASE go out with me?"

Lily picked up a glass of water that was sitting on the table and poured it over his head as she said. "No Potter! Not now, not ever." She stormed out of the room angrily, not quite sure if she was angry about being asked out, again, or something else. Though she was not sure what that something else could be.

"Damn!" said James, still inside the common room.

Sirius walked over to him. "Give it time" he said. "At least she was annoyed that you were talking to another 'girl.'"

A/N: Thank you for reading. In case you didn't know the part where in kept switching from italics to bold italics was Lily having a fight with herself inside her own head. Please review!