Chapter 3 the kid
Zane then left the woods and almost immediately found mordecai and rigby strange they look older than the last time I saw them Zane thought, he then heard CJ's voice "don't let them see you" Zane listened to her and hid behind a tree. Mordecai turned to where Zane was with a confused look "dude doesn't it feel like someone's us?" "dude relax your just being paranoid with you and Margaret expecting to have your kid any day now" "hmm I guess your right" "now come on man we need to go check on her" "yeah, and your gonna chicken out on proposing to eileen again" "STOP TALKING!" mordecai let out a small chuckle and they both continued to the coffee shop What was that about. Mordecai and Margaret are having a kid? That mean's . . . "yeah don't dwell in the past for too long, get to the coffee shop and watch margaret, we need that kid." CJ said, Zane then left his hiding spot and headed down to the coffee shop.
Mordecai and rigby arrived at the coffee shop and saw Margaret, who was wearing a pink tanktop and a pair of blue jeans, serving Zane who was sitting at their table "here you go sir," "thank you" "hey margaret, how you doing?" "oh I'm doing good really good I can't wait 'till he's born" "me either." a purple bird with very shaggy hair said "hey Ryan" Mordecai said a little irritated. As Mordecai Margaret and Ryan talked, Rigby and Eileen talked too Zane watched all of them waiting to make his move to kidnap Margaret alright when they're not looking I'll kidnap her "ah ah ah Zane, Things are gonna take an unexpected turn in 3, 2, 1" Margaret then bent down in pain and rigby and eileen went over to see what was wrong. "Mordecai the baby is coming" "oh man we need to get you to the hospital" "I'll take her to the hospital you go tell your boss what's happening" Zane said getting up "good idea say uh what's-" "my name is Zane" "alright" Mordecai then left the coffee shop and went to the park in a full on sprint while Zane rigby Eileen, and ryan took margaret to the hospital.
"Jeez. Does it really take this long to squeeze out a baby?" a bored raccoon asked loudly in the hospital waiting room. "Shut up, Dumb ass," the purple bird beside him shushed. "But, Ryan, we've been out here for hours," Rigby whined, turning to a hefty lady behind him, "Does it usually take three hours to give birth to something?" "I wouldn't know, Dear, why do you ask?" the woman answered. "Well you're pretty fat so I just assumed-" Rigby was silenced by a Ryan wrapping her wing around his mouth. "I'm sorry, Ma'am," she apologized, "Poor guy has that disease where they just say random things." "Oh, you mean tourette's?" the bigger woman asked concerned. "Yeah, let's go with that," Ryan said trying to keep the raccoon from escaping her grip. "Let me go, you crazy bi-" "See?" she said discreetly hitting him in the head, "Poor fella." Once the woman left, the raccoon growled and bit the wing holding him. Ryan let out a yelp, punching Rigby even harder. Zane watched quietly as they talked, CJ then appeared next to him "what are you doing?" "I have a plan, don't worry" "which is?" "I wait for the right moment and split with the kid in my hands" "hmm, vague but smart why didn't the others think of that." "because they tried to take the kid by force or margaret in their case."
"He's here!" came a gleeful voice sounded from the hallway, prompting about thirty shushes from residents and patients alike, but he didn't care, "Make way! New daddy coming through!" The purple bird dropped Rigby on the ground and made her way toward the new father. He groaned, rubbing his head from the harsh treatment, then followed suit, Zane got up and kept up with Ryan and Rigby, staying far enough behind so they wouldn't notice him. Once Zane followed them to the room, he went to the entrance of the door and peaked inside to see what was going on. It was pretty obvious Ryan was trying hard not to go insane with 'oohs' and 'ahhs' over the little blue bundle of blankets Mordecai held. The blue jay bent down so the raccoon could see his new son. Rigby looked unimpressed at the ugly little grey thing as it looked right at him. The sides of the baby bird's beak upturned as he continued to stare at him."Dude," Mordecai said, "He's smiling at you!""It's probably just gas," laughed Ryan, "There's no way he could be smiling this early." "Do you want to hold him?" he asked, ignoring his cousin.
"No way," the raccoon said blushing, "Keep that demon spawn away from me." "Fine, Dude," Mordecai huffed, standing back up and handing the baby to the purple bird, "And don't call him that. He's got a name you know, and it's Asgell." Rigby rolled his eyes at the two fawning over the new baby. But in all honesty if he wasn't so nervous that he would drop Asgell he would have been fine with picking up the ugly little thing. Well, Rigby decided that maybe the baby bird wasn't all that ugly. But he wasn't about to let anyone know that.
