Disclaimer: see chappie 2!!!!!! I don't own portal.

Thank you, thank you, and thank you! I love reviews, the stories been up for 2 days and I got 2 reviews! They make me all warm and fuzzy inside! And this takes place pre fellowship but after Aragorn is a ranger dude.

_______________________Legolas's POV__________________________________

Oh, wow. I really could have handled that better. I feel kind of stupid now. Wen-wen? What was I thinking? Oh right I wasn't. I panicked, I always do that, why am I talking to myself again? Or is their someone in my brain, recording my thoughts as I think them? Oh, I really need to spend less time alone, my thoughts get weird. Now what was doing?

"Uggggggghhhhhh…" a voice groaned.

Now I remember! Aragorn's still at my feet, purple and unconscious. Silly me!

"Arwen, we should get Aragorn off of the ground." I said.

"Duh." Arwen replied, "My Ada should be able to fix him." And then she pulled out a whistle I had no idea she had on her person and blew it as hard as she could. Suddenly Elladan and Elrohir dropped from the sky, which was pretty amazing considering that there were no trees near were we were standing.

"Twins at the ready, dear sister! What do you need? Please don't hurt us, we are very sorry."

"I need you two to carry Aragorn to the healing wing. And… wait what did you two do?"

Elladan ignored that last comment. "Did we do that?" pointing at the unconscious purple Aragorn.

"No, you two just turned him purple." I said.

Then the twins both broke into song.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate our satisfaction.
Rivendell Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

"SHUT UP!!!" Arwen screamed, god she's loud.

Aragorn suddenly bolted up, "Who, what, when, were, why? Who did this? What happened? When did this happen? Were am I? Why did this happen?" He demanded

"Elladan and Elrohir, you turned purple and you passed out, a few minutes ago, Rivendell, and the twins turned you purple for fun and you passed out because Arwen and I told you of our arranged marriage."

"Say what now!?" Aragorn yelled.

I replied, "Elladan and Elrohir, you turned purple…"

"No no, just the end, the end with those words, those words that I didn't particularly enjoy."

"You passed out because Arwen and I told you of our arranged marriage?"

"Yes. Please explain that."

Elrohir spoke this time. "Well, Ada and Thrandy had a discussion, and decided that it would be a wonderful idea that if those two got married that they would have no reason to fight and that they could do… stuff, Yknow what, I really Have know idea what they are trying to do, maybe take over Lothlorien with ninjas. That'd be pretty awesome. Celeborn we be like, "Why what a lovely day here in Lothlorien, look at the pretty trees!"

"Yeah and Galadriel would be like "And yes, my darling Borny, It's absolutely wonderful, the tree's are awfully treeish too." And then they would be ninja shanked!" Said Elladan.

"That's an awful thing to do to our grandparents, guys!" Arwen steamed.

"Whatever." They both said. "Anyway since we're not needed here we shall be going." And then they both took out a small fish shaped item and threw it on the ground.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

"And they're gone." Aragorn said.

Hey how was that, bit shorter than the last one, but that had several chapter I had already written. I hope that wasn't too bad. I wrote it on and off all day while putting off my summer reading project. Stupid book thief. I love reviews don't forget that. No flames either. But constructive criticism is liked too.

*************TRIVIA CHALLENGE!***************************************

*************NAME CELEBORN AND GALADRIEL'S OFFSPRING************

First person to get it gets love from me and their name mentioned in the next chapter as part of the story. And if I get enough reviews I may describe Legolas's abs, I know you want me too.