Deidara sighed as he looked obliviously into his bowl of cereal. It had been a week since he'd talk to Sasori about having a boyfriend. He felt awful just dumping it on him then leaving him with it. Sure he'd seen the red-head around the base but he never had the guts to make eye contact let alone have a decent conversation. 'Maybe I should go talk to him?' he thought as he finally picked up his spoon and began to poke at his cereal. 'But what if he get's mad at me?' he countered. 'You'll have to go on a mission sooner or later, and more than likely he'll be with you.' he commanded himself. He let out another sigh of depression.

"And why are you so spaced out?" said a seductive smooth voice from behind. A pale are found it's way wrapping around the blonds neck. Deidara looked up to see a pair of gleaming purple eyes looking down on him. The silver hair of the middle-aged man was properly combed back and had a certain shine to it in the morning light.

"huh?" he said snapping out of his thoughts and to the other male who was obviously looking for attention.

Hidan took the seat at the end of the table, which had another bowl of cereal sitting there, and stared at the blond as if he gave out the stupidest answer in the world. "Dude, look at you're fucking cereal." he pointed to Deidara's bowl

Deidara looked down to see that his cereal had unleashed itself out of the bowl and onto the table. "Oh Shit!" he jumped up to see that none had gotten on his pants. "I'll go get something to clean this up, un." he said apologeticly. But before he could take another step Hidan blocked his way.

"Nah it's fine," he assured the younger male. "We'll clean it up later." He smiled. "But for now let's have some breakfeast." he sat the blond down at the table then sat himself at the other cereal bowl which happened to be Kakuzu's and he'd said that he'd be back but obviously Hidan wouldn't give a care about that.

As the two ate Deidara began to wake up and notice that Hidan wasn't wearing a shirt... or his cloak. It made him blush but seeing as Hidan wasn't too shy about it, it started making him feel awkward. "You really are shameless aren't you, un?" Deidara huffed and crossed his arms clearly done with his food.

"What my eating?" the purple eyed inquired after swallowing, true that was atrocious too but Deidara couldn't believe that Hidan could flaunter around topless all day.

"No the fact that you don't wear a shirt, smart one." Deidara replied annoyingly rolling his eyes at the man.

Hidan looked down at himself as if he never noticed the fact. Then slyly smirked to the blond. "What does it get you all turned on?" he cooed out seductivly. Deidara blushed but didn't say anything. "Or might it be that you're jealous of other guys get to see me half naked?" his grin widened then he leaned his head onto his elbow. Deidara's blush deepened but not out of embarrassment, this time out of rage.

"I just don't see the point of you doing such a idiotic thing. I mean you're going to catch a cold or some other form of disease, un!" the bomber exclaimed thinking it wouldn't be that difficult considering how the man's religion worked.

"1. Dude, I'm fucking immortal! 2. Awwww look at you being so pissed and worried for me." he sang out sarcastically.

"Shut up, un." Deidara protested. Crossing his arms and slouching into his chair.

"Well, it's not like you wear anything fucking better. A girly-ass crop top with ... whatever that stuff is hanging over your belly. At least I look like a fucking man!" Hidan examined Deidara's cloths closely but couldn't figure it out either way.

"It's called fish netting smart ass! And my shirt does NOT look like a girls, it's called mobility for you're information!" Deidara protested giving a hmph! of disapproval.

"What the fuck ever, You still have enough of that fish netting stuff to catch a bunch of fish." Hidan pestered.

"At least I could catch the fish, instead of scaring them off." Deidara used this in like terms of people.

"Well they'll at least recognize me as a fucking dude." Hidan glared taking up this challenge.

"At least I cant bring in more than just male fish." Deidara smirked.

"And what's that supposed to mean?" Hidan demanded. Deidara gave him a look that could only be described as "Keep going!". "Fine... well I wont have to deal with the female's whining so there!" Hidan boasted pridefully.

Deidara found that semi-offensive for he had had a girlfriend in the past and he was friends with Konan. "Well at least I'd be willing to sit down and talk with them unlike some jerks." Deidara glared and stood from his seat.

Hidan looked confused about it and stood up as well. Deidara gave him a despising look then grabbed his bowl and took it to the kitchen, Hidan followed. "Hey!" he called, finally realizing something was up. Deidara turned from the bowl that was already well clean.

"What?" he demanded in a much more harsh tone than he intended. It made Hidan flinch. "I'm sorry, what did you want?"

"Well what you said..." Hidan started.

"yes, un?" Deidara slurred thinking that Hidan might be trying to care for once.

"Yeah well I don't fucking get it! One minute you're happy the next you're a walking fucking death trap! WHAT DID I SAY?" He demanded.

Deidara sighed, Hidan was a dense one that was for sure. "It's not what you said, asshole, It's what I said... think about it." then Deidara walked back into the dinning room.

Hidan took a while but eventually came running beside the blond stopping in front of him. "You want to talk? What do you call what we were just fucking doing?" he gestured to the table.

Deidara sighed again giving a face palm this time. "That's called joking, Hidan." he said in a very serious tone. "I want to sit down and have a serious talk. I just broke up so it's kinda weird." he exhaled.

Hidan gave an awkward grin and shrugged his shoulders. "Okay." he sat where the blond had once been then pulled out a chair for the other. "What do you want to talk about?"

Deidara sat rather shocked that Hidan would be so willing. Now that he was allowed to have a serious conversation, he had no idea what to do. He hadn't planned it he just thought it would happen. "I don't really know actually." he smiled weakly.

Hidan gave him a blank stare. "Should I call again later?" he smiled.

"Don't forget to leave you're name and number." Deidara gave a wink back. Now they were left in a quiet dinning room left with nothing to do for the rest of the day.

"Did you know your hair smells of girl shampoo?" Hidan asked randomly. Deidara flinched back seeing that his hair was brought to the Jashinist's nose.

"I would've liked to have not known that fact for the time being, un!" he snatched back the golden lock.

"Ooh touchy touchy. Hmmm it smells kinda like vanilla and... mint?" Hidan questioned.

"Oh shut the hell up! It's none of you're concern what shampoo I use." Deidara stuck out his tongue.

"Oh but it does, especially with our newly found relationship." Hidan leaned in closer and got to the blonds ear. "My little Deidei!" he whispered then tackled the younger male to the floor pushing the chair out of the way.

Hidan now had all of Deidara pinned to the ground so that he couldn't get up. Deidara blushed madly but that didn't stop the silver haired male. "H- Hida-kun..." he stumbled out, feeling the blood rush to more than just his face.

Hidan lean in closer, forcing their chests to brush against one another. "Don't worry, I can be gentle when I want to." he whispered maliciously in the blonds ear, then taking a nibble out of it.

That's when they heard the door open. A tall, well built, expressionless red- head entered upon their little scene. He wasn't expressionless for long it soon turned to shock. Deidara's face was redder than a tomato, ' Why? Why out of all people did it have to be Sasori that opened the door on them?' He screamed internaly.

A/N: -GASP!- SASORI! HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY HIDADEI MOMENT? and I was almost there to T.T oh wells maybe next time :D let's hope and pray ^^ -goes off and prays- okay so I *unfortunately* don't own Naruto D: wish I did but I don't DX! So please keep reading don't send me any flares or flames or whatever those things are called when you just start hatting on my work for no reason THAT'S JUST MEAN! So yeah rant done I will try to upload swiftly . but who knows with school. :P