A/N: Guess who's back? Back again. AyyMija's back. Tell a friend. Guess whos back? dun na na...HELLO. Well yes as you can see I got off my lazy butt and uploaded a new Chappie woooo! Thank you to everyone who read and reviewed. This chapter is mostly just where they go to eat and have funny random moments, and of course I had little hints of romance. BUUT anywho I'll let you enjoy, so yeah read ja ne!

Summary: The Konoha Crew decides to spend their summer in Suna. Will the road trip be a bust or will they find they like the sandy city? AU Various couplings and maybe some OCs

Disclaimer: uhhhhh...I'm not living in a 7 bedroom mansion...no i dont own Naruto CRAP!


Chapter 3: Can I Have Fries With That?

"We've been driving for 5 hours, can we stop for food now?" Sakura asked.

"Excuse me? WE haven't driven at all, I have and if we're going to win this race then we can't just stop," Ino replied.

"Oh yeah, let's just starve so we can win a race that we don't even get anything out of!" Sakura shouted.

"Are you trying to pick a fight with m-

"Guys, calm down. Ino, Sakura's right, we can't just be on the road non stop, I mean we have to eat eventually," Tenten reasoned.

"T-Tenten's right I-Ino, we s-should stop s-soon," Hinata agreed.

"Oh fine, fine we'll get off at the next exit. Come to think of it, I'm hungry too. It feels like FORVER since we've eaten that Ramen," Ino gave in.

"Yay food!" Sakura yelled pumping her fist in the air.

"Well I think the next exit is coming up in another mile or two. So, where do you guys wanna eat?" Ino asked.

"Taco Bell!" (Tenten)

"Subway!" (Hinata)

"Burger King!" (Sakura)

The girls yelled at once.

"Uh…looks like you guys have different plans here…" Ino said.

"Well I think we should go to Burger King," Sakura said, crossing her arms with a determined look on her face.

"And why is that?" Tenten asked.

"Because Burger King is the king of burgers, making them the best, duh," Sakura replied as if her answer were obvious.

Everyone fell over anime style.

"I think Tenten was expecting an answer that was…oh I don't know…good?" Ino teased.

"Well in my opinion, it was a very well thought out and intelligent answer," Sakura said.

"Um…right. Anyway, Ino, why don't you just pick?" Tenten suggested.

"Well…I'm going to go with Hinata, I LOVE Subway," Ino decided.

"Yay f-for Subway!" Hinata cheered.

"Well it's not a king of anything…but it's still cool," Sakura said grinning.

Everyone sweat dropped, Sakura sure has some air headed moments.

And to think people say BLONDES are dumb. Humph. Obviously they haven't met a pink haired person, or maybe it's just Sakura… Ino thought.

"Oh look, the exit's coming up!" Tenten exclaimed, pointing to a green sign which had the word EXIT in big white letters, and little pictures symbolizing that there was a gas station and fast food restaurants.

Ino turned to the lane furthest right and drove off the highway. She drove along the road for a short distance before pulling up next to the huddle of fast food restaurants. They drove by a Burger King, Pizza Hut, and McDonald's and saw that there was a Subway at the far end of the little group.

"I can already smell all the yummy food inside," Ino said dreamily.

She pulled up to the parking lot and found a space in front of the entrance. Ino turned off the car and everyone unbuckled their seatbelts and began exiting the car.

"Oh it feels SO good to be out of the car, I could use a stretch," Tenten said as she reached to the sky.

"I'll say, it's like we haven't moved in years," Sakura agreed stretching her legs.

"L-let's go i-inside," Hinata said, opening the door and holding it open for her friends.

"Thanks Hinata," Ino said walking in.

"Thank you Hinata," Sakura said following Ino in.

"Gracias! Now let's go eat, I'M STARVING!" Tenten said grabbing Hinata's arm and dragging her inside with her.

The girls were now inside and could see the place was PACKED. It was full of parents with little kids[lots of family road trips various adults, and even old people.

"Ackkk, look at the line!" Sakura exclaimed, pointing at a long line of people waiting to create their subs.

"Well we can't just stand here, let's go!" Tenten said, pushing them all the end of the line.

"Man, I hate waiting, I hope this won't put us behind the guys," Ino said crossing her arms.

"W-well what t-time is it?" Hinata asked.

Ino took out her cell and checked the screen, "It says 3:27."

"Well that's not too bad, how many more miles do we have to go?" Tenten asked.

"Around 150," Ino answered.

"Well that'll probably take a few hours, so we'll make it in time," Tenten reassured her.

"I guess you're right," Ino said smiling.

"Oooh look! The line is finally moving," Sakura said, as the girls moved up.

"O-only three m-more people now," Hinata said.

"I wonder how the guys are doing," Ino said.

"Yeah, I wonder if they got sick of Naruto yet," Sakura said.

They all started laughing, imagining how annoyed the boys must be.

"I bet he's just sitting there talking about Ramen and Sasuke or Neji will throw something at him so he'll shut up," Tenten said

Meanwhile in the guys car…

"Oh guys, you know what the best Ramen of all I-

Sasuke threw his shoe at Naruto, "Would you just SHUT UP already?"

"I hate you Sasuke!" Naruto said with anime tears, touching the spot where the shoe hit his head.

Back to the girls…

"T-talking about R-Ramen isn't t-that bad," Hinata defended.

"Oh you're only saying that because your boyfriend loves it," Ino teased.

Hinata blushed crimson, "H-he's not m-my boyfriend…"

"YET!" The other 3 girls yelled in unison while Hinata blushed even harder and began twiddling her thumbs nervously.

"Oh Hinata you know I was just messing with you," Ino said.

"But you and Naruto really would make a cute couple," Tenten said.

"R-really?"

"Yeah, you guys even each other out," Sakura said.

"E-even each other o-out?"

"You know, he's crazy and talkative and you're calm and quiet. You guys cancel each other out," Ino explained.

"I g-guess I n-never though about t-that," Hinata said.

"Ladies are you ready to order?" asked a Subway employee.

They hadn't noticed that it was now their turn, and they broke from their conversation to order their subs.

"I'll have a Chicken Teriyaki sub please," Ino said.

"Would you like it toasted?"

"Yeah."

"Uh…I'll have a Veggie Delite," Sakura said.

"Would you like it toasted?"

"No thanks."

"I-I'd like a t-turkey sub p-please," Hinata said.

"Would you like it toasted?"

"O-okay."

"Roast beef sub please, toasted," Tenten said.

"Ahhh I feel so much more hungrier now, I can't wait to start eating!" Ino exclaimed.

"You're total is $21.64," said the cashier handing them their bags with their subs.

"Okay here's my credit card," Ino said handing it to him.

"Thanks Ino!" The girls all chimed.

"No problem, let's get drinks!"

The girls were now seated and eating their food.

"What do you guys think Suna will be like?" Ino asked.

"Definitely full of tourists, I hear that a lot of people go there during the summer," Sakura replied.

"I bet there's going to be great waves to surf on, we should take lessons!" Tenten said.

"T-that sounds l-like fun," Hinata agreed.

"I've always wanted to learn, it looks so cool. The best part is, where there's surf, there are hot surfer guys," Ino said sighing.

"Oh what happened to Kiba?" Sakura asked slyly.

"K-Kiba?" Ino stuttered.

"Yeah, you know that guy you were getting cozy with at the dance," Tenten said giving Ino a sly smile.

"We were NOT, he was just my date because I couldn't find anyone else," Ino said, clearly blushing.

"B-but you t-turned down a b-bunch of guys b-before saying y-yes to K-Kiba," Hinata said.

"…"

"Oh Hinata I think you got her!" Tenten exclaimed.

"Us going to the dance together proves nothing! Besides, you guys said I should go with Kiba anyway, so really I was just taking your advice," Ino attempted to defend herself.

"Yeah yeah say what you will, but we know you like him," Sakura said winking.

"Fine! Maybe just a liiiiiiiiiiiitle bit," Ino said putting her index finger and thumb close together to indicate how much of a 'bit.'

The other girls at the table squealed, "Awww Ino likes Kiba!" Tenten taunted.

"Arghhh!"

"Ino likes Kiba, Ino likes Kiba, Ino likes Kib-AHHHH!" Sakura, Tenten, and Hinata chanted until Ino started throwing her Baked Lay's BBQ chips at them.

"We surrender!!" Sakura yelled.

Ino laughed, "Traveling with you guys is so much fun."


"I'M HUNGRY!" Naruto yelled.

"We don't care!" All the other guys yelled back.

"You guys suck," Naruto grumbled, crossing his arms and pouting like a kid.

"Hey Shikamaru, how long have we been driving?" Sasuke asked.

"Uh…Well it's around 3ish so I'd say maybe 5 hours," Shikamaru answered.

"Maybe we should take a break," Neji suggested.

"But what about the race?! I can't loose to In- the girls!" Kiba whined.

"Let's get off at the next exit," Sasuke said, ignoring Kiba's outburst.

"OOOH! Can we get Ramen?" Naruto said getting excited.

"They only have fast food restaurants on the road, baka," Sasuke said.

"Shut up Teme! Is that true Shikamaru?" Naruto looked over at Shikamaru expectantly.

"Yes."

"NOOOOO!"

"YES!" Kiba, Neji, Sasuke, and Shikamaru shouted.

Naruto went back to having his arms crossed and pouting like a kid.

"You guys wanna go to McDonald's?" Shikamaru asked.

"Hn." (Sasuke)

"Hn." (Neji)

"Whatever." (Kiba)

"There's no Ramen!" (Naruto)

"McDonald's it is."

"NOOOOOO!" Naruto yelled out again, clutching his head as if he were in pain.

"Naruto stop acting like a baby and get over it!" Neji scolded.

"I'm not a baby!" Naruto wined…like a baby.

"You no good little-

"Oh look, there goes the exit," Kiba said pointing to the green sign before Neji lost his cool.

One of these days I'm going to get that Naruto. Hmmm…maybe I'll break into his house, steal all his Ramen, and say that Ramen is now illegal to eat. HAHAHAHHA that would be awesome! If only I'd thought of that before we left. Stupid Ramen. Stupid Naruto. Neji thought and began laughing manically at his evil plan.

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"….." Everyone in the car was a little afraid of Neji at the moment, I mean it's not exactly a good sign when someone like Neji starts laughing evilly. Heh, Naruto's probably screwed.

Neji moved to the lane furthest right and left the highway. They drove for a short distance and could see McDonald's and various other fast food restaurants up ahead.

"I see food!" Kiba yelled.

"I still think we should go to a place where there's Ramen," Naruto muttered.

"Get over it dobe," Sasuke said.

"Shut up Teme!" Naruto yelled.

"You're stupid."

"So is your face."

"TU MADRE!"

"When did you learn Spanish?"

"I've known it since forevero!"

"Forevero? Yeah, you must've seen it on TV."

"Are you denying my knowledge in foreign -

"Will you two just SHUT UP?" Neji yelled in frustration.

There was silence for a few minutes and they reached the parking lot of McDonald's. It was in between a Pizza Hut and a Subway. Neji parked near the front of the building. Everyone was beginning to unbuckle their seatbelts and Naruto just opened his big mouth…again.

"Oh guys, you know what the best Ramen of all I-

Sasuke threw his shoe at Naruto, "Would you just SHUT UP already?"

"I hate you Sasuke!" Naruto said with anime tears, touching the spot where the shoe hit his head.

"Pshht same here," Sasuke said getting out of the car.

They all got out and stretched seeing as they've been sitting in that car for a while now, and when you have five guys in one car it gets pretty cramped.

"Man I think my foot's asleep," Kiba said shaking his around.

"I still don't get how feet can sleep on their own," Naruto wondered out loud.

The guys all fell over anime style at Naruto's stupidity, but they can't say it's really a surprise.

They entered the building and saw a bunch of people inside. Mostly little kids running around all hopped up on sugar. Man it was noisy too, oh well at least they can eat. They walked up to the cashier where there were several lines of people, they picked the shortest one and began to wait for their turn. There were 5 people ahead of them and the guys all stood together in a group. Neji up front, Sasuke beside him, with Kiba and Naruto across from them and Shikamaru was at the far end leaning on a wall. [you know where the ketchup and napkins and stuff are

"Man I hate waiting!" Naruto complained.

"Will you ever stop complaining?!" Neji asked clearly exasperated.

"Well I can't help it, I'm just really eager to get to Suna I guess."

"Come to think of it, I wonder what Suna will be like…" Kiba wondered out loud.

"Hn. Hey Nara, you never told us WHY you wanted to go to Suna," Sasuke said, looking at Shikamaru suspiciously.

"What's wrong with wanting to go on vacation?" Shikamaru asked innocently.

"Well wouldn't you think of it to be too troublesome?" Kiba countered.

They got Shikamaru there, he froze not knowing what to say next. That's what I get for thinking everything is troublesome…how troubleso- oh crap there I go again!

"What's wrong with wanting to have a nice road trip with your friends before senior year?" Shikamaru asked, finally finding something to say.

"Well you wanna know what I think?" Sasuke asked.

"Not really," Shikamaru answered.

"I bet you wanted to this trip to Suna so you can meet a GIRL," Sasuke said obviously ignoring Shikamaru's objection, but then again he'll ignore anything.

NANI?! HOW WOULD HE KNOW THAT?! I mean uh…I don't want to see a girl…he he he…of course not. Oh geez now they're all staring at me, what a drag. Am I sweating? Oh this sucks, I look so guilty now…uh gotta think fast…what should I say? I need a really convincing argument!

"Pssht what makes you think that?" He asked coolly, still leaning back on the wall.

"Oh you know see I was reading your horoscope, you're a Virgo right? Yeah see it said that Venus and Mars were in alignment with Earth signaling that you will soon find love this summer in a sandy area, and Suna just so happens to be sandy," Sasuke said sarcastically.

"HAHAHAHA Teme you're such a loser! I can't believe you read HOROSCOPES!" Naruto said, not even trying to contain his laughter.

"Dobe, I was being SARCASTIC!" Sasuke yelled at the blonde.

"What's a sarcastic?" Naruto asked, getting a confused look on his face.

The guys all sweat dropped. They didn't know Naruto could be THAT dumb, COME ON! Actually…how did he even make it to senior year? They all stared at him wondering what was going on in his brain.

Man I'm hungry. Ramen would be so good right now. Mmmmmm Ramen….I miss Ichiraku, that place is the coolest. Huh, I wonder why everyone's staring at me…

"Anyway, let's not forget what we're talking about, I'm not through with you Nara," Sasuke said, turning his attention back to the lazy brunette.

"So do you have any REAL proof as to why I'm going to Suna or are you going to explain the cosmic plane to everyone?" Shikamaru asked with sarcasm in voice.

"What the hell's a cosmic plane? Anyway, I DO have proof that you're going for a girl," Sasuke said smirking.

"Oh yeah and what is - gulp

Sasuke reached into his jean pocket and pulled out a picture of a blonde haired girl that had four pigtails and wore a black kimono with a red sash around her waist. The picture was from a magazine, and there was a caption that said 'Subaku no Temari, Subaku hotel heiress.'

Shikamaru began sweating profusely. He thought he had that picture in HIS pocket, how could Sasuke have gotten it? Oh man now they're going to start bugging me about it…how troublesome.

"I've never seen that picture in my life," Shikamaru lied, and tried to stay calm.

"Uh huh suuure, then why did I see it fall out of your pocket when we got out of the car?" Sasuke asked, knowing that he got Shikamaru right where he wants him.

"Guys are you ready to order?" A McDonald's cashier cut into their conversation, they were now at the front of the line.

"Oh look at that, time to order!" Shikamaru said running up to the front to order his food.

"Just you wait Nara, I'm not through with you yet!" Sasuke said to himself.

"Hey Teme, are you done talking to yourself so you can order?" Naruto asked.

"BAKA SHUT UP!" Sasuke yelled at him.

"Whatever, I'm gonna go order because I'm hungry," Naruto said putting his hands behind his head.

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?" The cashier asked Naruto.

"Uh…let's see…hmm…are you guys sure you don't have Ramen?"

"Sir, we only serve burgers here not Ramen."

"Okay then, give me a sec, uh…um…er…."

"I'll have a cheeseburger with fries and a coke," Sasuke ordered ignoring Naruto's random uttering.

"Teme! It's my turn to order!"

"You were taking to long."

"Well I know what I want know, Mister I'll have TWO cheeseburgers with fries and a coke!" Naruto ordered.

"Oh, I'd like to change my order make that THREE cheeseburgers," Sasuke said glaring at Naruto.

"Oh yeah? Well I'd like to change my order too, I want FOUR cheeseburgers," Naruto said glaring back at him with a smirk.

"Well then I want FI-

"Will you two stop being stupid so Kiba and I can order?" Neji asked clearly ticked off.

"Make that four cheeseburgers," Sasuke muttered to the cashier, who nodded in agreement. He didn't want to get on this guy's bad side.

"Hmph. Teme I bet I can finish my food before you," Naruto challenged as they walked over to get their food.

"Heh, yeah right dobe, you're going down!" Sasuke said glaring at Naruto. They both began glaring fiercely with little electricity beams coming in between them.

Their food arrived and they each grabbed it and ran to a two person booth and began pouring all of the contents of their bags onto the table.

"Ready. Set. GO!" Sasuke yelled and he and Naruto began eating their cheeseburgers.

Naruto finished his first one in nearly two bites. (I guess eating so much Ramen pays off) Sasuke finished two seconds later, Naruto was just about to finish his second burger when Sasuke beat him to it. They're both about to start on their third, when Sasuke got thirsty and took a sip from his drink, putting him a few seconds behind Naruto. Naruto was just about done with his third, and was grabbing his fourth and last cheeseburger. Sasuke noticed this and began eating faster. Luckily for him Naruto got thirsty too and took a drink. Not worrying about Sasuke he took a long drink from his cup and Sasuke was able to catch up. Naruto saw this and almost choked, trying to get back to his cheeseburger. Sasuke just had one fourth to go when Naruto quickly shoved half of this burger in his mouth, chewed furiously and began eating the other half. They both ended up finishing at the same time.

"HA I WIN!" Naruto yelled.

"NO WAY! I WIN!" Sasuke yelled.

They looked at their drinks. Well there was another way they could settle this.

"I BET I CAN FINSIH MY DRINK BEFORE YOU!" Naruto yelled and grabbed his drink and began chugging the thing down.

Sasuke followed suit and also began chugging.

"When will they stop?" Neji asked.

"Who cares? Let's go watch!" Kiba said and they all walked over to where the two were seated.

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" Kiba began yelling.

"Kiba, why the hell are you yelling that?" Neji asked bewildered.

"Aren't you supposed to do that when people are trying to finish their drink the fastest?" Kiba asked.

"This is all just troublesome," Shikamaru said.

"AAAAAAAH BRAINFREEZE!" Naruto randomly yelled out, putting his drink down and holding his head.

"HA DOBE, I'LL BEAT YOU NOW!" Sasuke yelled, taking a short pause from his 'chugging.'

"NO WAY WILL I LOSE TO YOU TEME!" Naruto yelled, forgetting his brain freeze and going back to his drink.

After another 3 minutes of chugging their drinks down, Naruto put his cup down and yelled in victory, "HA I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!"

"NO WAY, YOU CHEATED!" Sasuke yelled in anger.

"You're just jealous that I won," Naruto said, sticking his tongue out at him.

"Am not! While we were eating those cheeseburgers, you took a longer drink of coke then I did, meaning you CHEATED!"

"You're just a sore loser!"

"Well you're a cheater!"

They started arguing and the other three guys didn't want to bother stopping it because, well, no one can really. So they just walked back to their table so they can continue eating.

Shikamaru sighed, "Traveling with you guys is so troublesome."


A/N : Ah yes, Shikamaru it must troublesome. Well yeah that's it for now, Chapter 4 will be coming out...whenever. Just a sneak peek, the road trip gets a liiiiiittle bumpy as one of the teams has some troubles. But yeah you'll just have to wait and see. So yeah review, flame, do what you do buh byez!