A/N:

Thank you all to:

sparklypiggy: Hey, I saw you at Gaia! (I'm xwindyx there.) Talk to you later, glad you enjoyed it! Ahaha yeah I thought the Narrator was a Percy type.

brooklyngirl: Hiya, thanks for reviewing. Hope to see you back!

Areida Rivers: I love your enthusiasm! I'm debating...on whether or not I should wait for the next Movie to come out before updating...probably not. I mean...well..November...well. No matter what I do, sooner or later this fic is going to have to wait, because I like to put it into context with the movies...or at least the books at any rate.

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The Death Eaters Who Don't do Anything

You are watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and just as you see Sirius as a human for the first time, the scene changes.

Harry, Sirius, and Remus are all dressed (rather comically) as Death Eaters, and lounging around eating Chocolate Frogs, Fizzing Whizbees, and all manner of other assorted sweets.

All: We are the Death Eaters who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything."

Remus: Well I wasn't put in Durmstrang
And I didn't go to Hogwarts
And I wasn't put in Slytherin cuz I'm more a Gryffindor
And I've never tortured Muggles
And I'm not the least bit frightening
And I don't like that guy Voldemort at all.

All: Cuz we're the Death Eaters who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything."

Sirius: Well I've never used Crutacius
And I've never used Imperius
And I didn't murder Peter, but I went to Azkaban
And I've never changed allegiance
And I'm not even a baddie,
And I don't like that guy Voldemort at all.

All: Cuz we're the Death Eaters who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything."

Harry: Well I've never licked a Nargle
And I've never sniffed a Niffler
And I've never thrown my Polyjuice Potion down the drain
And I've never kissed a werewolf
And I'm not too good at juggling
And I don't like that guy Voldemort at all.

All: Cuz we're the Death Eaters who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We' just tell you, "We don't do anything."

A/N: Well, I hope you enjoyed it. I had intended it to be for the Goblet of Fire, but the one I had thought about for this one fit that story line a bit better...I just changed the "Death Eaters" to be Remus, Sirius, and Harry and shaZAM...you have Prisoner of Azkaban.

Stay tuned!