Author's Note: 3 reviews and 1 follow. It's a start. :D
Chapter III: The Internet
Part I
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
Hughes wants to know how the apple pie's doing.
Ed
Dear Alchemy Freak,
Since when is your name Hughes? Did you marry him? Poor guy.
Winry
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
$£*$$£)$$¥€ ))€&£$:€/&$£
Ed
Dear Alchemy Freak,
That's rude. By the way, I sent you some milk bottles few days ago. Did they arrive?
Winry
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
You can send milk. But you can't send a $*)€;/ £$$*** pie.
Ed
Dear Alchemy Freak,
Didn't you figure out already? I care about you health and height. The more milk you drink the taller you get. Not to mention that milk is a good source of calcium, magnesium, phosphorus, potassium, selenium, and zinc.
Winry
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
Ok. Who the hell are you and what did you do to Winry.
Ed.
Dear Alchemy Freak,
I AM Winry. The source of the information sent in the previous letter is called the Internet. Wikipedia, actually. It's my new discovery and I'm so happy I found it. I also found a rather interesting automail forum.
Winry
Dear Internet Freak,
I can hardly recognize you.
Ed
Dear Caveman,
I'm just trying to keep up with the times. By the way, I recently made a new Facebook account. You should join, it's quite fun. Also, my iPhone should arrive soon. Mr. Apple surely won't disappoint me. Plus, I heard there is an App with a step-by-step tutorial on how to build/fix automail. That could be useful to you. And you won't come at me to fix your limbs anymore. Only for food...
Winry
Dear Winry,
Brb.
Ed.
Part II
Dear Mr. Apple,
Have mercy, bring me an iPhone and I will bring you Olivier Armstrong, she's flawless. Equivalent exchange. Please.
Please.
Ed
Dear Edward-kun,
I prefer Izumi Curtis. Howsoever, I can't help you. I'm quite busy. Have a nice day!
Yours faithfully,
Steve Jobs
Dear Sir Jobs,
Is this because I called you Mr. Apple? Damned.
Ed
Part III
Dear Caveman,
Whazzap.
Winry
Dear Alien,
What?
Ed
Dear Caveman,
U$3 G00gl3 Tr nsl te.
Winry
Dear Stranger,
I'll make you a visit. With the whole army.
Ed
Dear Caveman,
Also bring the Fuhrer, I need a new profile pic.
Winry
Dear Complete Stranger,
Ok.
Ok, so I personally didn't like this one. If it really sucks, then you should know it was written at like...4 am.
P.S.: Maybe, just maybe Winry had found a time machine.
Review. Thanks.
