Last Experiment Standing Episode 3: Terms of En"deer"ment
Hey guys. DJhero523 here. Just reminding you that this story entirely belongs to me, and all the characters are owned by whoever the heck owns them. Slushy's Dance Central scores were based on my own, although I recently got some more gold starred songs. And the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman is that you can't unscrew a woman. Get it? Enjoy the third episode.
Last time on Last Experiment Standing, we saw the experiments compete in their first challenge: the Total Drama classic, dodgeball! Who doesn't like pounding on each other with red rubber balls, right? Anyway, the Gophers used their awesome power to win the first round, but the strategy of Yang and Kixx won them the second and third rounds. After the Gophers figured out their strategy, they won the fourth round. Teamwork was tested and balls were crushed (and I don't mean the dodging kind), but Stitch's love for Angel ended up winning the Bass the challenge. Since Reuben didn't do anything the entire game, he was the first one voted off the island. Lots of fans are gonna be upset about that, but who cares, it wasn't my decision. Well, now the experiments will be given their second challenge, and it'll be even tougher than before. Who will win? Who will be too sissy to fight? Who will turn against each other? Let's find out right now on Last! Experiment! Standing!
(Gopher cabin)
Sparky yawned as he got out of bed. He put on his clothes, a blue shirt with red shocky-looking letters that said "ELECTRIC", and walked to the living room. He sat down on the couch to watch Spongebob (yes, Sparky still watched Spongebob), but after about 5 seconds, he turned around and took notice of something: there was a giant melted hole in the floor, and Nosy was pressed against the wall.
"Okay, what just happened here?" he asked as he discovered the culprit of the giant hole: Melty.
"Melty got pissed at me because I said that he secretly has a crush on Lady Gaga!" Nosy exclaimed, slightly angry towards Melty for almost killing him.
"YOU SAID IT AGAIN!" Melty screamed. Nosy screamed and ran as Melty fired a blue heat blast from his mouth, melting a portion of the wall Nosy had just stood in front of. Just then, Slushy walked in.
"Guys, guys," he said. "We don't need to fight like this, and look, you're destroying the cabin." He pointed to the holes in the floor and wall.
"You should be the one to talk," Nosy said. "You listen to Taylor Swift!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Slushy screamed, right before he froze Nosy. Melty blasted the ice block and freed him. Right then, Chris's voice came over the loudspeaker.
"Listen up everyone, you've got ten minutes to meet me outside for your next challenge, so hurry up!" Chris said.
"Yeah, way to give us tons of time," Melty muttered angrily as he grabbed some Lucky Charms from a cabinet.
As soon as all of the experiments walked outside, Chris spoke. "Okay genetic alien freaks-"
"Hey!" Stitch interrupted. "I resent that!"
Chris continued. "Anyway, today's challenge is another Total Drama classic: the paintball deer hunt!"
(Confession Can)
"Seriously Chris?" Slushy complained. "Another classic challenge? Is that really the best you can do? Don't get me wrong, I'm still excited for the paintball deer hunt, whatever that could be."
(End Confession Can)
Chris started again. "The rules are simple. You guys shoot each other with paintball guns. The team that gets covered in paint the most votes someone off. The Gophers get green; Bass get red. You guys only have 10 paintballs, so shoot carefully. Half the team will be hunters, and the other half will be deer."
Chris kept talking. "Gophers, since you're down one man, six will be deer and five will be hunters. Okay, if I call your name, your a hunter. The rest are deer. The Gopher hunters will be Yin, Nosy, Melty, 627, and Chopsuey! The Bass hunters are Kixx, Yaarp, Spooky, Splodyhead, and Angel!"
"Yes!" Angel whispered.
"All of you put these goggles on. Slushy, since you're wearing those awesome shutter shades, no need for goggles. Deer, you get to wear these." Chris held up the deer outfits again.
(Confession Can)
"Whoa wait, what?" Slushy asked disbelievingly.
"Thank God I'm a hunter," Angel said thankfully.
"I can live with that," Sparky said matter-of-factly.
(End Confession Can)
"Whoa, you can NOT make me a deer!" Yang exclaimed.
"Well too bad, you'll just have to live with it." Chris replied. Yang reluctantly put on the outfit.
"Alright guys, let's go!" Chris said as he pointed to the woods. Everyone ran in that direction. The game had begun.
Slushy, Richter, and the rest of the Gopher deer agreed to stay as spread out as possible. Meanwhile, some interesting things were going on with their hunters.
"The hunter stalks his prey, waiting for the sweet satisfaction of fresh kill," Melty said to himself, waiting for a Bass deer to walk along.
Suddenly, Sample walked up from behind, tapped Melty on the shoulder, and shushed him. Melty yelped and quickly turned around, firing a paintball at him. Fortunately, he ducked just as the paintball whizzed past his head.
"Dude, watch it!" Sample exclaimed. "You almost took my head off!"
"And that's the thanks I get for wasting one of my paintballs," Melty said.
"Sorry. Just try not to talk out loud; they might hear us." A paintball suddenly hit Sample in the chest. "Crap!"
Meanwhile, since Slugger was one of the only experiments there who could fly, along with Melty and in a way Sparky, he flew around the woods, surveying the area for any Gopher hunters. He saw Chopsuey and Nosy watching around with their guns ready, but all he saw was Richter pointing straight up at him before everything got crazy. Both Richter and Chopsuey shot about five rounds each at him, knocking him out of the air. He landed on his wing, spraining it. He walked painfully to Chef's infirmary.
Yang was walking on his own, muttering angrily. "Stupid Chris. Stupid deer outfits. Stupid game!" He kicked a small stone, sending it flying into a tree. Unfortunately, it rebounded off that tree and nailed him straight in the eye. He screamed out in pain and cursed. Little did he know that it brought him some unwanted attention...
Melty was with Yin and Chopsuey. "Hey, hey," he chuckled. "Let's see if this works. REEEEEEED ROBIN!" As most would expect, there was no reply.
"Idiot," Yin muttered. Melty turned around and threatened to melt her into Yin-flavored glop. She quickly took back her comment.
Suddenly, they all heard a painful yell in the distance.
"Hey, that sounds exactly like Yang," Yin stated.
"And he's a deer," Chopsuey added. "Let's go."
After Yang had slightly recovered from the injury that left him with a black eye (ironic, since his and almost every other experiment's eyes are already pupil-less and black), he heard a rustling in a nearby bush. He turned to look but nothing was there. He was just about to start walking again when the three from before rushed out screaming at the top of their lungs, shooting at him. He started running away, but it was no use. He still got completely covered in Gopher green.
"I'm sorry Yang!" Yin yelled. After they had shot Yang to their satisfaction, they went off, leaving Yang bruised, battered, and covered in paint. Spooky rushed over and helped him up.
"Hey man," he said. "We just found out Slugger hurt his wing and can't play for today."
"But that means we have one less deer!" Yang stated.
"Yeah, but that also means they'll find you guys less easier. Also, experiments heal faster than humans, so he'll be fine soon. Now go." Yang quickly ran off to hide somewhere.
On the Bass side, Stitch was taking his role as a deer WAY too seriously. He pranced around, eating grass and such. Suddenly, as he was prancing around, he crashed into Sparky, who also took his role way too seriously. At first they looked at each other strangely, but soon Stitch had an idea.
"Hey Sparky, you know what?" he said. "Maybe we could make a secret alliance to protect ourselves from being shot at."
"Why should I make an alliance with you?" Sparky insisted.
"Think about it," Stitch said. "I protect you, you protect me."
Sparky thought about it for a second. "Deal." They shook hands, and the temporary alliance came into effect.
Stitch and Sparky walked over to Slushy. They asked if Slushy could make them weapons.
"Whoa, there's no way I'm assisting the enemy," Slushy said.
"We're in an alliance," Stitch stated. "I protect him, he protects me."
"Oh I see." Slushy made them shields and ice armor. He said the armor was useful since they could take it off and break it, and it wouldn't count in the final score. Little did Stitch know he was given ice armor that was thin and melted easily. Also, Slushy quickly ran off and told his teammates about the alliance.
(Confession Can)
"I've learned something from years of being a Turian American and hanging around the humans," Slushy said. "When it comes to competition, NEVER. TRUST. ANYONE."
(End Confession Can)
Slushy didn't realize it, but that was one of his biggest mistakes of the game.
As more and more time passed, the teams started to crumble. Slushy and Richter both got bombarded with paintballs in an incident that involved a very, very awkward sound clip from Sample; Angel accidentally shot Yang, who was covered in green paint, thinking it was Felix; and Chopsuey tripped over a stick and ended up getting four stitches to his face.
It was getting late, and the teams were neck in neck. They both were covered in about an equal amount of paint, and something needed to give.
Some of the Gopher members were discussing stuff. One of them was Nosy. They started discussing how they were going to get Stitch, since Slushy told them about his alliance with Sparky. As soon as Nosy discovered the alliance, he had to splurge it out loud to everyone, including the Killer Bass.
(Confession Can)
627 facepalmed. "Why do we ever say ANYTHING around that guy?"
(End Confession Can)
As soon as the Bass hunters heard the news, they rushed off to find them. They knew Stitch and Sparky would be together (wow that sounds wrong), so they were on a lookout. When they finally found them, they shot Sparky with all their might. Sparky used the ice shield and armor Slushy gave him, but it was so thin it quickly melted. When he asked for Stitch's help, he just walked away.
"Wait, why are you walking away?" Sparky asked. "We're in an alliance! You should be helping ME!"
"I lied, okay!" Stitch replied. "It was all a setup!" Sparky was angered by this, so he gave Stitch a huge electrical shock that made his fur stand on end.
After the hunters' ammo ran out, Sparky painfully walked back to where the Gopher hunters and some of the deer were. As soon as they saw this, they were enraged.
"See!" Melty exclaimed. "That's what happens when you shout out loud to the entire island!"
"But guys, it was a setup," Sparky explained. "Stitch lied so he could lure me into a false sense of security."
"Who cares!" Slushy remarked. "Nosy was the one who yelled about it in the first place!"
"Oh, like you're powers haven't gotten you in trouble before!" Nosy accused. He pointed to Slushy. "On the anime, Stitch caught one of your ice balls in his mouth and trapped you under it!" Then he pointed to Melty. "And you made Lilo fall in a mud puddle when you rushed past! And while Lilo and Stitch were chasing you after they went back in time, they ended up getting in deep trouble multiple times! You're lucky they could go back and do it over again!"
"Give me that!" Sparky yanked the gun out of Nosy's hands and shot him in the face.
"Oh, is that how it's going?" Nosy exclaimed. He grabbed a gun from 627 and shot Sparky a few times. Soon after, all the other Gophers joined in, shooting Nosy.
Soon after, Chris's voice came over the loudspeaker. "Attention everyone! Time's up! Report back here for the final scores!" The Gophers grudgingly walked back to the campfire area.
"Wow, just as I figured," Chris said matter-of-factly. "You guys got angry, broke down, and started shooting each other. What a surprise." He analyzed the teams. "Well, since the Gophers seem to be way more covered in paint, I'd say the Bass win!" The Bass screamed and cheered. "Sorry Gophers, you're voting someone off for the second time in a row!"
(Confession Can)
"This sucks!" Felix said. "We need to start getting our game on!"
(End Confession Can)
Later at the Campfire Ceremony...
The Gophers had washed the paint off their bodies and taken off their costumes and gear. They had casted their votes, and were extremely angry.
"Okay,"Chris said. "Since it's the second challenge, let's see who you guys voted for!" He pressed a button on a remote and a TV emerged an played footage from the voting in the Confession Can.
(Video)
"I'm voting for Nosy," Chopsuey said. "I don't see any reason why I shouldn't!"
"What do you think?" Melty asked. "Nosy."
"Nosy."
"Nosy."
"Nosy."
Then it was Nosy's turn. "I'm voting for Melty. He was the one who first yelled at me."
Almost all the experiments said Nosy, all except for Slushy. "I'm voting for Sparky," he said. "For being in cahoots with the enemy in the first place!"
(End video)
"Well, it's an almost unanimous vote," Chris stated. "Nosy is the lucky loser!"
"Oh, okay!" he exclaimed. "Discriminate me because of my powers. Well fine! I don't need to be on this stupid island!" He turned around to leave, then turned back again. "And P.S., Chris, I know you touch yourself at night looking at pictures of yourself." The experiments giggled and started laughing out loud.
"Hey, that was private!" Chris said evasively.
Nosy boarded the Boat of Losers and left the island, reading Angel's diary.
"And another experiment leaves the island!" Chris said. "What will the third challenge be? Will the Gophers bring their a-game, or will they have to resort to adding to their losing streak? And more importantly, will I get my privacy invaded again? Find out next time on Last! Experiment! Standing!"
Well, I believe that's the end of the episode. Even thought it was about 1,000 words shorter than the other episodes, I hope it wasn't too short for you. I just wanted to get this episode over with so I could post it quickly. Please review, favorite, follow and stuff! And if you want, PM me about joining my L&S community, "Lilo and Stitch Slushy (Plus Others)". Until then, see you next episode!
