(A/N) Hi there readers I was bored so I started to write this chapter. My updates are going to be sporadic and depending on my mood they might change in writing styles. Also writing is not my strong suit so I apologize in advance if you dislike my story. Also if you are having trouble imagining Naruto's voice, think of his voice just as quiet as Fluttershy from MLP just not as timid.


LAST TIME
After that Naruto and his group went to their hotel to rest up. The Fire Daimyo roomed with his secret guard, Sebastian with Ulquiorra, and Naruto with Hannah.
We currently see maids clothes sprawled on the ground and flowing pale-lavender hair hanging off the side of the bed. "Oh my Yami-sama, Kami-sama and Shinigama-sama, Hannah this is the best…" said a panting Naruto.


Story Start
"…painting that I've every made with you as the center piece," and if you didn't know the real Naruto you would have been shocked to see him show such emotion, albeit miniscule amounts of emotion, even though he was still very quiet.

"Master…ah…I, um, u.u.u. understand why I am naked, but why are you painting n.n.n. naked?" asked Hannah as she was visibly flustered and stuttered a bit. Hannah was currently on top of the bed balancing herself on her knees and her left hand, while her right hand made a come here motion.

"That's simple, my dear Hannah, I don't want you to uncomfortable." stated Naruto as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "But since I'm done with the painting now I might as well go to sleep." Naruto finished a master piece that was seen only once every thousand years, but Naruto destroyed the painting with a quick fire jutsu, as he slipped into bed with Hannah.

"Goodnight Master," Hannah's infatuation was clear in her voice and her eyes weren't helping either.

"Goodnight Hannah," Naruto then kissed her nose and fell to sleep.


XXXXXXXXX NEXT DAY XXXXXXXXXXXXX
"I trust that your night was good my king." Sebastian said in his silky voice. Naruto and his group were walking outside in the snow of Iron Country, but it was somewhat comical to see foreigners in a maid outfit, butler suit, and two in white robes. Well one foreigner was wearing Anbu clothing which was smart because it had an automatic cooling and heating system, but also came with a manual system manipulated by chakra. Obviously Hannah was in the maid outfit, Sebastian was in the butler outfit, Naruto and Ulquiorra were in the Espada robes, and Itachi in his regular Anbu garb.

"Of course it was…" Naruto said in his low monotone voice, but he was cut off when a girl no older than 15 years old ran into him.

"Watch it!" the girl said with anger and tried to dust herself off, but was promptly stopped when Naruto grabbed her hand and pulled her down to eye level.

"Oooooh, the king is touching someone?" Sebastian said in a both a question and statement.

Naruto then started to stare into her eyes and then rubbed her cheek. Sebastian and Hannah were surprised when the girl started to purr and move into his touch.

"Hmph, seems that Naruto-sama has a way with older girls," Itachi said and the whole group instantly thought of Hannah.
"Take Me!" the girl screamed as she felt a sudden warmth spread through her body and then she jumped onto Naruto straddling him.

"Yugito! Where are you!" screamed a very worried and slightly angry voice.
"Ay I see little Yugito… Oh and I think I see another named Nine-yo, I totally think I'm right fa-sho." said a very comical, but horrible rapper as he crossed his arms in what appeared to be an accomplished pose.
Cue very loud hit on a head, "Will you shut up baka yaro, kono yaro!" screamed an angry voice. "See now I'm rapping horribly like you!" and cue another hit to the head.

"Hey Yugi…to?" the voice was shown to belong to a very confused, muscular, and dark skinned man with blond hair. All he was wearing was a Raikage robe with pants and a demon looking belt. The reason why he was confused was because his niece Yugito looked as if she was trying to land herself in jail for being a pedophile. Yugito was straddling a boy the was most likely 8 years old and what was worse was that Yugito started to gyrate into his body.

"Yugito stop that! We are right in front of the Iron Court House!" (Iron Court House is Equivalent to the Supreme Court and basically it looks like statutory rape in front of the Supreme Court.)
"Oh don't worry about it Raikage-sama they are just playing." spoke Sebastian with a mirth filled voice waving off the scene as though it wasn't illegal.
"But she is a ninja and that boy is more than likely a civilian, and everyone knows ninjas are considered adults so that's already molestation.

Then Yugito started to change into her blue biju cloak. "We have to stop her she will kill him!" screamed Ay as he felt an on coming lawsuit and war against his niece.

"No, yo, just trust Two to Eight to Nine and it will be fine." said the rapper who was identified as Killer Bee in his usually horrible rapping.

END CHAPTER

Author's Note: Hi readers I know it's a short chapter and I'm sorry but my computer is starting to bug out again. Hope you guys like the chapter and just to tell everyone who read author's notes, I actually don't think that far ahead of the story so if you want to request stuff you can and I might actually do it. I mean I don't even know what I will do to Naruto and Yugito, for all I know I can just feel like putting a black hole caused by his hollow hole or he could meet Matatabi. I really don't know. Put in some reviews please, did you like it, hate it, and where can I improve at?