Rebel
Chapter 3
No Viacom yet rubs knuckles but one day…MWHAHAHAHA!
"I cannot believe he did that!" Rebel complains whilst kicking a pebble. "I mean there I am choking to death RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM and he just sits there talking about himself! I have half a mind too...is that a bounce house?"
Rebel finds herself in front of the lemur's bounce house.
"I could use some fun for the bad day I've had."
A few minutes later Rebel is jumping on the bounce house.
"Man, this is AWESOME! I must be like thirty feet in the air!"
Suddenly Rebel feels something tap her on the back. Rebel looks back and sees king Julien just jumping next to her.
"Can I help you?" Asked Rebel sarcastically.
"Well actually I was thinking of moving the bounce house from here to over there… and maybe putting a electricy collar on Mort…and…wait a minute this is more of the sarcasimy isn't it?" Julien asked clearly clueless.
"No not at all in fact I think this is romantic…" Rebel said while rolling her eyes in the most sarcastic voice she can do.
"That means my brilliant plan of brilliance is working! I told you Maurice!" Julien yelled excitedly.
Rebel punches Julien in the gut then bounces onto the platform with a front flip.
"Really? Twice in one day? Get a clue I don't like you!" Rebel said annoyed.
"Oh yes you do no one is immune to the kingly charm." Julien said with a wink.
Rebel does a face palm. "Wow, he is stupid."
"You know Julien can be a jerk sometimes, but he means wells. Also…when he gets feelings for someone he just can't control himself." Maurice tried to explain.
"F-f-feelings?" Rebel stammered out. "I can't go through this again!" Rebel jumps off the platform and onto the bounce house and from the momentum she jumps over her exhibit.
"Wait!" Maurice tried to stop her but she just kept running.
Meanwhile in the Penguin's HQ
"Hey Skippah that new lemur is running across the zoo…" Private said as he was doing recon from the periscope. "She seems to be upset…"
"Not our problem." Skipper replied coldly.
"You're not just saying that because of the Flathead comment are you?" Kowalski replied.
"No of course not, besides that was completely uncalled for."
"I don't know Skippah I rather like my nickname." Private said proudly.
"Chuck!" Rico retorted with a certain pride in his voice.
"Ryan and Chuck aren't nicknames." Skipper said. Suddenly the door to the sewer opens.
"Hey guys what's up?" Marlene asked.
"Spying on the new girl" Private automatically replied.
"Oh sure Private just tell our whole operation to the otter." Skipper said while sighing
"The Otter has a name." Marlene responded angrily. "And what do you mean new girl?" Marlene shoves Private out of the way and looks out the periscope. "There really is a new girl!" Marlene responded excitedly. "Bye guys!" Marlene runs out of the exhibit.
"Cheese and crackers what happen?" Skipper asked.
"Females." Rico said.
Back to Rebel.
"I can't go through that again…" Rebel sighs.
"Hiya!" Yells Marlene.
"AHHH!" responds Rebel. "Is today national sneak up on the new girl day?"
"No… but if it were the penguins would win…" Marlene says.
"You mean Flathead, Ryan, Chuck and Specs?" asked Rebel.
"Uhh….sure…" said Marlene. "By the way I'm Marlene!"
"Oh my gosh your female." Rebel says with a huge smile. "It's about time I meet someone like you."
"Yea I know what you mean; I've been the only female here for years." Marlene said.
"Wow that must suck." Rebel said with her eyes wide. "How did you survive?"
"With an iron gut and some friends." Marlene said while gesturing to the penguins HQ. "So why are you running away from the lemur exhibit?"
"Uh…" Rebel said with her mouth hanging open.
"Let me guess Julien?" Marlene asked with a voice that made it sound obvious.
"Yea, how you'd know?" Rebel asked.
"Please he used to hit on me all the time." Marlene said.
"Ugghhh he's so sleazy, when is he going to take a hint." Rebel said. "It's like you need to be in a committed relationship to be safe."
"No not really I went out with a squirrel once and he kidnapped him." Marlene said.
"….I heard you correctly when you said you went out with a squirrel right?" Rebel asked.
"Long story, here's the summary it's all the penguin's faults." Marlene said. "Why don't we continue this conversation inside?" Marlene says as she points to her exhibit.
An Hour Later.
Marlene and Rebel have been talking the entire time while the penguins have been spying.
"All they have been doing is talking!" Skipper whispered not wanting to alert the spy.
"Well Skipper my calculations show that when girls are together, they talk 86.47% of the time. 30% of that 86 is about boys." Kowalski says.
Almost as if on cue the girls start to talk about boys.
"Can you believe how cute Private is?" Rebel says
Private's face becomes confused and shocked.
"Yea and that Skipper sure is brave and strong." Marlene says.
Skipper looks as if he's seen a ghost.
"One thing I have to complain about is how they hide in the sewers!" Rebel and Marlene both say as they dump a bucket of water into the sewers.
"I think they're on to us Skippah." Private says who got drenched.
"No Private, of course not!" Skipper says while rolling his eyes.
The penguins come out of the sewers. "Ok how long did you know we were in there?" Skipper asks.
"Depends when did Rico burp?" Marlene asks.
Kowalski starts writing down things on his clipboard. "10:46 a.m."
Skipper slaps Kowalski and Rico.
"I see your still slap happy Flathead." Rebel says.
"Stop. Calling. Me. That!" Skipper yelled.
"Why does it annoy you?" Rebel asks.
"Of course it does!" Skipper responds.
"Good!" Rebel says with a grin on her face.
"Argh!" Skipper says while face palming himself. "What is it with you lemurs? Are you born with a natural gift of annoyingness?"
"No just a talent." Rebel says.
Skipper starts yelling at Rebel and she just shrugs everything off.
"Stop fighting friends aren't supposed to fight!" Marlene said as she was pushing Skipper away.
Private walks up to Rebel. "So, how do you like the zoo so far?"
"It's ok, I'm going to miss my friends back home in Connecticut." Rebel said sadly.
"Yeah that's true, but you can always make new friends!" Private said cheerfully.
"Well so far I'm only friends with Marlene." Rebel says.
"What, about Skippah, Kowalski, Rico, and me?" Private asked with a look of disappointment on his face.
"I don't really know you guys…" Rebel said.
"Hang on a second ok?" Private said as he walked over to Skipper Marlene Kowalski and Rico.
Private starts to whisper into Skipper's ear about something.
"No Private I'm not inviting her to the HQ!" Skipper said.
"But that's the first thing you did when Marlene got here…" Private said.
Skipper sighs. "Ok you got me there; your little girlfriend can come over to the HQ."
"She's not my girlfriend!" Private said a little too quickly, and loudly.
All the animals give Private a strange look, except for Rebel who was sitting on Marlene's bed.
"Good thing she didn't hear me." Private thought.
"I know that Private I was just kidding." Skipper said.
"Oh…good one sir!" Private said with a smile and a chuckle.
"Ok follow us to the HQ." Skipper said as he lifted the sewer grate.
"Ok Flathead." Rebel said, and Skipper groaned.
A few minutes later the animals were in the HQ, Skipper was making some coffee, Kowalski retreated to his lab, Rico was cooing his doll, Private, Rebel, and Marlene were watching TV and talking.
"…and that's what it was like in Connecticut." Rebel said as she was finishing her story. (A/N Author's power to get out of back story he doesn't want to write activate!)
"Interesting!" Private said.
"Sounds like your old zoo was a blast!" Marlene said.
"It was, but not as many interesting people in it." Rebel said.
Suddenly Julien bursts through the fishbowl entrance.
"Have you silly penguins seen the lovely Rebel?" Julien asked, not noticing she was in the room.
"…great." Rebel said with her face buried in her hands.
"Oh there you are my lovely." Julien said as he sat next to her.
"Get away from me or I'll get Chuck!" Rebel said while pointing to Rico.
"That's shico…" Julien said.
"Rico." The penguins and Marlene say.
"Whatever, now come back to the exhibit with me." Julien says as wiggles his eyebrows flirtatiously.
"I think I'm going to puke." Rebel says.
"Comon it'll be fun." Julien said with a smirk.
"Ok ring-tails get out of here!" Skipper said.
Rico coughs up a chainsaw.
Julien screams and runs out of the exhibit.
"Thanks guys!" Rebel says. "He is so annoying!"
"It seems he likes you." Skipper said.
"No duh Flathead." Rebel said. "I wish he didn't though."
"Why don't you tell him that?" Private asked.
"I've tried he's too stubborn." Rebel says while rolling her eyes.
Rico coughs up a stick of dynamite. "Kaboom?"
"Chuck….that's perfect!" Rebel says with a huge smile. "This will get my point across!"
Marlene takes the dynamite. "Ok I know he's annoying no reason to kill him though."
"Awww…" Rico and Rebel say.
"But, how else am I going to get him off my back?" Rebel says desperately.
"Ok, so Ring-tails likes you, you despise him, seems we need a plan…" Skipper said.
"Hey looks like it's your first time being in one of Skipper's crazy plans!" Marlene said.
"I'm not going to have to date a squirrel am I?" Rebel said with a scared look on her face.
"No…but that gives me an udea…" Skipper said deviously.
"Something tells me that's not good." Rebel says.
"You catch on fast." Marlene says sarcastically.
That's chapter 3 THAT TOOK SO LONG TO WRITE! CURSE YOU WRITERS BLOCK CURSE YOOUUUU!
So anyways, what is Skipper's plan? Find out next time!
