The young jewish boy walks down the stairs of his house, all while being rather annoyed.     Kyle's parents and his little Canadian adopted brother were both at J Mart, leaving the Jewish kid all by himself in his house, free to do anything.   Sadly, this also meant that the Jewish kid had to answer the door when it knocks.   "I'm coming! I'm coming!" Kyle says, walking down the stairs and next to the door.   Kyle opened the door, still rather annoyed to hell, he opens the door, to find a man wearing a suit with a box.   "Uhh... Who are you?" Kyle asks.   "Kid, is your mom or dad home?" The man in the suit says.   "No." "Well, when there here, go and give them this." The man in the suit hands Kyle the box and walks off into a van.   "Hmm.." Kyle closes the door, and looks at the box rather closely. "Protect and Survive, how to protect you and your family in case of nuclear attack."