FLASHBACK!!! Drum roll please…:
This is while Raoul and Christine are sailing away in the gondola…
CHRISTINE:
Say you'll love me every waking moment
RAOUL:
Say the word and I will follow you…
Anywhere you go I will go too…
Meg, that's all I ask of you!!!!!
"What!" Christine shouted.
Raoul looked back at her confused. "What?" he echoed
"You sang MEG!" Christine shrieked, " Why the hell did you say Meg? I'm not Meg! I'm Christine!". She paused, "Are you cheating on me?!?!"
"NO! No, no, ,no, no! I didn't do anything… It's just uhhhh."
"It's just what Raoul!?"
"Well she is kinda hot…but that's it! I never cheated on you! I looooooooooove you"
"Oh shut up!"
Raoul breaks in to song to the tune of All I ask of you:
RAOUL
Christine, Christine
No more talk of cheating
I never did a thing
It's Meg!
She seduced me!
CHRISTINE
All I want was
You and me
Now that
Blond's got YOU?!
And I've got
Some dude in the basement
RAOUL
Forgive me, that's all I ask of you! Christine?
"There's your name!" He told her," See, I didn't forget!"
"So you did cheat on ME!" She yelled.
"No, well, we um , made out… Once!" He looked helplessly at her.
"When?"
"You know, that scene where I disappeared? During the masquerade scene? When I was 'going to the bathroom,'" He did the quoting finger thingy.
"You were with Meg?" Christine asked, not noticing that the gondola had stopped.
" No, She cornered me," Raoul explained.
"How the hell did she corner you, she's just a ballet rat!" She told him.
"Well, I told you, she seduced me" Raoul continued.
"And you let her?" Her voice rising another octave,
"And why are you mad at me. She's your best friend."
"I can't believe it!" Her voice rose several more octaves, to the point where people over forty wouldn't be able to hear it.
"Well, you just kissed him" Raoul said, referring to Erik, "and don't tell me it was all acting during 'Point of No Return'" He did the talk-to-the-hand-thing.
"I did that to save your life so I could be with you!" She screamed, pushing him into Erik's pee water.
Then she jumped into the pee water herself, running towards Erik's voice which seemed to be crescendoing.
ERIK
It's over now, THE MUSIC OF THE N
CHRISTINE
ERIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
What the, Christine?" Erik stood bewildered.
"I'm back!" She tried to sound cheerful.
"What are you doing here," Erik immediately let go of the Christine mannequin.
CHRISTINE (SPOKEN)
Well, you see…
CHRISTINE (to the tune of Much Better by the Jonas Brothers)
I got a rep for breaking hearts
And all the tears on your organ
Not the human body one
I'm not stupid
But now I see
Everything I'd ever need
Is the sexy disfigured man in front of me
You're much better
I wanna fight with you
Tear up this opera house
With you
You're much better
Oooohh
Make up with you
TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
CHRISTINE (spoken)
Get me now?
Erik began to think of a good Erik reaction. He decided the most Erik thing to do is to reply by singing.
ERIK (to the tune of I Feel Pretty from West Side Story)
I feel pretty!
I feel pretty!
I feel pretty and witty and HANDSOME!
Yes! I feel appreciated.
For I'm loved by a hot, young chick!
"Will you marry me now?" He sang, pulling out the ring she returned to him just minutes ago.
Christine hesitated, thinking of Raoul, then Meg, then of Raoul again.
"Of course, I love you!" Christine giggled.
"Let us proceed," He started to pick her up.
"What?" Christine asked.
"You know, the joys of the flesh, consummating the marriage?" Erik looked super eager.
"We're not married yet." She looked confused.
"Damn. Well, let's go! You're in a wedding dress!" Erik looked at her, then pictured her naked and began snickering.
"But it's ruined. Eriky! I can't possibly look like this!" She pouted.
"Fine, but we're getting married after we get your dress," He rolled his eyes.
"But I want to get married on the hills!" She complained.
"Of Scotland!" She piped in.
"HUH?" Erik asked.
"Well, after watching the 2004 movie, I kinda fell in love with Scottish guys." Christine explained.
"But, he's not me," He looked at her.
"Yeah, he is, deal with it! Along with all you anti-movie people reading this!" Christine explained, "He sings, wears weird outfits, totally You!"
"I'm not Scottish!" He went into an Erik tantrum moment.
"And I want my Madame Giry to be there!" She giggled.
"She was supposed to be my best man!" Erik looked at her.
"Ok, then," Erik looked at her.
"Well?" She questioned.
"What?" Erik looked fully irritated now.
"Can I kiss you?" She looked at his beautiful disfigured face.
"AHHHH, YES! I mean yeah, course," He pulled out his mint spray and Christine practically jumped on him.
Erik ended the kiss with a huge grin.
"Gotta design my wedding mask!" He winked at her and all the phangirls (and phanguys) screamed.
END OF FLASHBACK, PART 1
Ello, Spot here. Well...this chapter was mostly written by Cheerios, I mostly commented and made up a couple lines. Yeah, I know, a lot of dialoge. I love dialoge. So deal with it!
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