Chapter 2: Letters and Woodpeckers
The next morning Harry was still very puzzled about what had happened at the zoo, but still continued doing his duties or who knows what punishments he would receive from Uncle Vernon. Harry then picked up the mail and to his surprise, there was a letter that was for him. Harry then gave Uncle Vernon the mail except the one for him, he was about to open it till Dudley tackled him and took it from him. "Dad, Harry's got a letter." "Nonsense, who would be writing to a poor little boy, Vernon replied." Vernon then looked down at the letter and saw that there was a Bogfartz school of witchcraft and wizardry logo on it. Vernon then shot a look at Harry and ripped it right in front of him. Harry then went on with his chores wondering who could've written to him.
The next day there was a loud pecking sound which had woke Harry up. Harry rushed to see what was going on, and right in front of him was a crazy looking woodpecker which had just made a hole in the front door. The woodpecker dropped a few letters, and flew away. Uncle Vernon woke up from the racket as well, and ran down the stairs and snatched the letters away from Harry and ripped up the letters ferociously.
When Harry was still dreaming about how weird this past week has been, he just heard another loud pecking sound, except this time it sounded like metal. Then, he heard water gushing out and he felt drops of it in his face. He got up and looked to his left and he saw that the toilet had a very large leak, which probably was where the water came from. Then he figured why it had a leak was because there were letters flying out of the toilet, and he knew it was the woodpeckers doing. It was too bad that the letters were all soggy and wet.
Harry and everyone else were at the dinner table eating their breakfast, when Vernon interrupted saying, "Yay!!!!! It's Sunday." "And can you guess why I loooove Sundays." Dudley replied, "Is it because you don't have to work at the DSCA Department of Stopping Child Abuse." "I'm sorry but that's not it." "That's okay pumpkin it was a good try." Petunia interrupted. Dudley then said, "I'm not Pumpkin I'm Donut." Harry shouted, "Who Cares!" Vernon stared at them as if they were idiots, and went back on finishing his statement. "The real reason I love Sunday's so much is because there's no mail." All replied, "Ohhhhhh."
Then there were a bunch of pecking sounds that were coming from everywhere around the house, and then Bam, there were thousands of holes everywhere in which the woodpeckers made, and they all dropped letters, leaving the house a total mess. Vernon just couldn't take it anymore and angrily said, "THAT'S IT, WE'RE MOVING, FAR AWAY, WHERE THEY CAN'T FIND US!" Aunt Petunia interrupted saying, "How am I going to teach my yoga class?"
