Summary: The day has finally come! Tonight, you will bear witness to the wedding of Timmy and Tootie, but not before some unfinished business is taken care of. LIVE from the Dimmadome in downtown Dimmsdale, California and only available on Pay-Per-View…it's Wedded Bliss!
Hello once again! This contest will feature Dimmsdale's own King of Pop: Chip Skylark going one on one with Retroville's reigning Queen of Funk: Libby Folfax. This contest will determine who will have the honor of performing at the wedding reception after the ceremony. It is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and all normal match rules apply. Which talented performer will come out with the biggest hit? Read on to find out! The disclaimer is in chapter one.
Bell rings
The two combatants circle one another before pausing to shake hands. They circle again, this time locking up. After a few moments, Libby is able to shoot behind Chip and hit a double leg takedown. She grabbed his right leg and went for a single leg Boston Crab, but Chip was able to roll out and kick Libby off and into the corner.
Chip nipped up to his feet and whipped Libby into the opposite corner, but failed on a clothesline attempt when Libby ducked out of the way. As Chip rebounded, Libby slingshot herself off the ropes, but Chip ducked. As she came back around, Chip jumped and hit a Lou Thez press. After a series of rights and lefts, Chip got up and drove his elbow into her sternum and covered her for a quick two count.
"These two magnificent performers on the stage are putting on a clinic here in the early goings of this contest. Both seem to want that opportunity to perform for the newlyweds later tonight." Wanda commented as the action continued.
After the pin attempt, Chip got Libby to her feet, but she countered by raking her nails over his eyes. With Chip stunned, she went behind him and attempted a German suplex, but he countered and rolled through for another two count.
The two quickly got to their feet and locked up again. Chip got the upper hand and hit a scoop slam then immediately dropped a leg. Instead of going for yet another pin attempt, he wrenched on her arm until it was behind her back in a hammerlock submission. Libby groaned and growled as she tried to counter the move, until she was able to roll out and grab a hammerlock of her own.
"I'm surprised at this Wanda, these two can take to the air like no other, but yet they are keeping things on the ground at least here. I never expected these two to execute a ground game that only Timmy and Jimmy have executed successfully in the past." Carl commented.
"I think that they don't want to take too many chances and run the risk of one high risk move being their downfall. We've seen that one too many times in the past, and those two know what's at stake." Wanda replied.
Chip maneuvered his body until he was able to get his right foot on the bottom rope. The referee counted to four before Libby broke the hold. She came at Chip in a clothesline attempt, but Chip just grabbed her and threw her with a release belly-to-belly suplex that sent Libby halfway across the ring. She used the ropes to get back to her feet and tried to hit a surprise spear, but Chip saw it coming and was able to counter with a drop toe hold.
He rolled through and applied a rear chin lock and wrenched back, looking for the submission again. This time, Libby was able to low crawl and grasp the bottom rope mere moments before she slapped the mat. Once the hold was broken, she shot up and grabbed Chip from behind and delivered a German suplex, then bridged out and got a long two count.
"These two are putting on an amazing show of technical skill here tonight! The heart and determination is off the page in this contest!" Wanda yelled.
After the near fall, Libby sent Chip back down with a textbook side Russian leg sweep, and then she deviated from the ground game and ascended the turnbuckles. She came off and hit an elbow drop that drove her elbow deep into his sternum. She bent down to drag him back to his feet, but found his right hand wrapped solidly around her petite throat.
Chip got back to his feet, his hand still wrapped around her throat. He threw her arm over his shoulder, and then drove her down with what some would call a modified "Rock Bottom". He didn't go for the cover however; he got Libby back to her feet and executed an Inverted Atomic Drop followed by a short arm clothesline. This time he did go for the cover, and Libby barely got her shoulder up off the canvas before the three count.
"This has been a see-saw match up since the opening bell, but I sense that Chip Skylark is gaining the advantage with some un-orthodox offense and a punishing ground game that even I didn't expect out of him! For the first time in a long time, Libby Folfax is in deep trouble!" Carl exclaimed.
Chip stalked Libby as she slowly got to her feet. Once she did, Chip kicked her in the gut and went for his trademark "Root Canal" finisher, but Libby pushed him off and into the ropes. As he came back, Libby caught him with a kick to the stomach and set him up for her vaunted "Soulful Wail" maneuver. However, Chip was able to squirm off her shoulders and plant her with a DDT.
Chip went for the pin, but before the referee was able to count to one, Libby rolled over and hooked his leg. The referee got to two and three quarters before Chip was able to shake off any shock and kick out with authority.
The two got up and stood toe-to-toe, throwing lefts and rights at one another. Libby got the advantage with a series of rights, followed by a kick in the lower abdomen. Libby shot off the ropes and went for a tornado DDT, but Chip countered as best he could. Libby was still able to turn it into an arm drag takeover, but Chip was able to land on his feet.
"The pace has become fast and furious here! These two have shifted into a higher gear, and you can just feel that the end may be near for either one of these competitors!" Wanda yelled.
He came charging back at Libby, looking for a double axe handle, but Libby caught him and again set him up for the Soulful Wail. As she lifted him off her shoulders, Chip was able to somehow shift his body weight, and somehow turned the attempt into him hitting his own Root Canal, driving Libby's face hard into the canvas.
Chip regained his bearings after a few seconds, and rolled Libby up for the one-two-three.
"Here is your winner: CHIP SKYLARK!" Chet announced as the crowd went wild in appreciation.
"That was one hell of a contest, but in the end, Chip Skylark gets the duke after countering Libby's Soulful Wail into his own Root Canal! The rest of the matches on the card will have a tough time living up to the passion shown here!" Carl called.
Suddenly, "Everytime We Touch" played, and out walked Tootie, holding a microphone with a smile on her face.
"Congratulations Chip on winning the match. However, Timmy and I were so impressed by both of you that we came to a decision. Libby, we would like to request that you and Chip sing at least one duet for us later tonight."
Libby, who just got back to her feet as Tootie made her way to the stage, looked from her, to Chip. After a few tense seconds, she smiled and nodded her head. She shook hands with Chip and the two made their way to the back.
"It seems that even if Libby lost the match, she will still be able to perform for the happy couple tonight. That should be a big time event, to hear Chip and Libby sing together will no doubt bring a tear to many an eye later tonight!" Wanda called.
"I know I will probably need a tissue during that performance Wanda. Now, let's send it back to Britney Britney, who is standing by with A.J. Phillips, who has been elected the spokesman for the competitors in tonight's Elimination Chamber."
Backstage
"Thank you Carl. So, AJ, the main question I want to ask is this: why do so many guys want to be Timmy's best man? I mean, Chester and you are his best friends, so it would made more sense having just the two of you fighting for that honor."
A.J. sighs and gathers his thoughts before answering.
"True, but keep in mind Timmy was the very first friend of both Elmer and Sanjay, so they feel like deserving that honor as much as Chester and I. Mark and Jimmy, well, it's a similar situation but goes even beyond, since Timmy was the first friend they made from another planet and from a whole different universe, respectively, and they had shared many experiences together, so they feel like deserving it as well. The fastest way to solve this is with the Elimination Chamber; otherwise, we would need to have a tournament between us and that would take several days." A.J. explains.
"I see. Thanks for explaining. Also, I am curious; you guys hadn't been bragging about how the boys won most of the intergender matches last time?"
"No,
not at all. True, we're proud we won, but we also know our girls are
no weaklings." A.J. chuckles. "Trixie had defeated me so many
times in sparring fights I'm tempted to put my bed on the canvas so I
can rest after she is done with me. The same goes with most of the
guys; our respective girlfriends had defeated us several times... not
as much as Cindy has done with Jimmy, but we're more or less even; I
calculate Trixie and I are 50-50 in the number of victories while
Veronica is over Chester just by one, and Libby is over Sheen
by
two." he says before continuing.
"Actually, the only one of us guys with a winning record is Timmy. He is up three on Tootie, and up two on both Veronica and Trixie. Of course, we only spar using regular match rules; we wouldn't fight them with Extreme Rules or in some other extra-violent kind of match, of course. I mean, we love them and wouldn't like or want to really hurt our ladies; I would rather destroy my lab and quit science forever rather than badly injuring my Trixie. Jimmy did that with Cindy just because he was overpowered by her, but, if the odds of his victory could be just a little better than 10 percent, he would have faced her on a normal match; if she was permanently damaged, as luckily didn't happen, it would kill him."
"And you guys don't feel
intimidated? Most men wouldn't date a girl that can
beat
them."
"No, not at all. Actually, just to put an example,
one of the reasons Sheen could defeat Trixie was because Libby gave
him a quite intensive training; since Libby had faced Veronica, and
she usually spars with Trixie, Libby had a more or less good idea
about how to prepare Sheen; Trixie trained me to face Libby more or
less the same way. There's a lot of mutual respect between us and our
girls, and sure, we have disagreements, but most of the time are
pretty fine. Besides, breaking up with such wonderful ladies just for
some
wounded ego would be plain stupid; in my eyes, even if Trixie
never ever could win another match in her life, she'll always be the
champ of my heart, and I'm proud of calling her my girlfriend."
"Finally, what do you think about Timmy fighting Vicky tonight?"
"It had to be done sooner or later." AJ sighs. "I think Vicky must be the only wrestler here that has absolutely nobody supporting her; even Mark wouldn't do it now he's with Mandie. Vicky had been a major thorn on every Dimmsdale kid's side for years now, and I actually admire Timmy for facing her; she still scares me like you have no idea, and if I was the one fighting that redheaded demon, she would beat me with ease because I would be just too afraid to even defend myself." he says before taking a calming breath and continuing.
"Of course, Timmy has an obligation here, because Vicky, as Tootie's sister, will soon become his in-law, and we all know that a meddling in-law can damage and even destroy a relationship, so there's no way to know how much damage Vicky would do to him and Tootie because she isn't just meddling but evil. Even if Timmy loses, something I hope doesn't happen; Vicky at least will finally realize he's no longer the 'twerp' she used to bully when baby-sitting him, and probably will show, if not kindness, at least some respect for him."
A.J. then shakes her hand and walks off to the locker room he shares with the other male competitors.
Back at ringside
"A well thought out interview from Dimmsdale's resident genius. I have to admit, I respect the guts, and for lack of a better term: balls that that Timmy is showing in facing Vicky." Carl commented.
"I think everyone who has ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with Vicky will be cheering for Timmy tonight. It seems the theme for tonight is respect. Will Timmy gain the redhead's respect tonight? I highly doubt it, but we will see." Wanda responded.
Chet stood in the ring, microphone at the ready. "The following contest is scheduled for one fall!" he announces.
When he's finished, the song "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne begins to play.
"Introducing first: from Dimmsdale, California; weighing in at 145lbs.: DENZEL CROCKER!"
Crocker makes his way to the ring as the crowd boos him relentlessly, spazzing out as he does. He enters the ring and goes to the far corner to wait for his opponent.
Crocker's music dies out, and then is replaced by "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent.
"His opponent: from Walla Walla, Washington; weighing in at 212lbs.: CAT MAN!"
Cat Man makes his way to the ring by shooting a grappling hook at the lighting rig and swinging on it. He lands deftly in the ring to the cheers and adulation of the crowd.
"The stipulation of this match is this: If Adam We…I mean Cat Man wins this contest, then Crocker must get down on his knees and beg Timmy for forgiveness for tormenting him. If Crocker wins, then he can attend the wedding, as long as he doesn't interrupt it." Wanda says.
The referee checks both men, then makes Cat Man take off his utility belt and hand it to the timekeeper. Satisfied, the referee calls for the bell to start the match.
A/N: Read and Review. I am SO sorry for delaying like this. I got inspired to write a Timmy-Tootie M rated one-shot called "Reclaiming What's Hers", and that sapped my creative juice. Thanks again to Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro for consulting, and actually writing A.J.'s interview. Up next: we will have Cat Man vs. Crocker, an interview with Trixie as spokes lady for the Three Way Dance, and the introductions for the next contest.
