TIME FOR SOME MORE TRIVIA SCENARIOS DSJKFJKDSHFJ
I love how almost(key word ALMOST, I'm looking at you, bayman) everyone in the DOA6 roster fangirls/fanboys over Mai and Kula in their intros it's so cute.

Scenario 1: After Mai and Kasumi's fight, wlw themes. (inspired a bit by kiraragal200's new art check her art out!)

Kasumi: "Mmm, this ice cream is delicious! How's your crepe, Mai?"

Mai: "Amazing...hehe~"

Kasumi: "Hm?"

Mai: "You've got some ice cream on that nose of yours, fellow shinobi. Let me get that for you..."

Kasumi: "Huh? Wait! I"-

Ayane: "Kasumi, there you are, you traitor!"

Kasumi: "Um...Ayane? Mai, you can stop touching my face now..."

Ayane: "Wait, Mai Shiranui?"

Mai: "M-hmm!"

Ayane: "You're friends with a traitor? I always admired you! Prepare to fight"-

Mai: "Listen, not yet, it's not good to exercise right after eating."

Ayane: "Then I'll wait!"

A couple of minutes later.

Kasumi: "This is the most awkward day of my life."

Scenario 2: Trust your gut always

at the unforgettable stage after DOA6's main story

Helena: "Alright, Bayman, I need you to watch Marie Rose in this area. I'm sorry, just a bit anxious about what happened to her and Honoka, and the security measures haven't been fully"-

Bayman: "Don't worry about it, it's reasonable. I'll keep an eye on this...uh..."

Marie Rose: "Swedish beauty!"

Bayman: "Yeah, whatever. Please relax, Miss Helena. I don't know what happened between you and the blue kid but you've been on edge ever since."

Marie Rose: "Helena, are you sure you don't want a massage?"

Helena: "I am fine, Marie Rose. I just need some alone time."

Helena hugs both Bayman and Marie Rose, and leaves

Marie Rose: "Hehehehe!"

Bayman: "What?"

Marie Rose: "You looked so awkward and red! Haha! You like her! Bayman likes Helena! Bayman likes Helena!"

Bayman: "I do not! Wait, I'm not playing along with this."

Marie Rose: "Bayman likes Helena! Kissy kissy kissy- huh? I know you!"

NiCo: "You should teach your child to behave in public."

Bayman: "Now this is exactly why Miss Helena was anxious."

Get ready, fight!

Bayman: "Heh, poor child."

Marie Rose: "Scram, kiddo!"

NiCo: "You'll regret this..."

NiCo leaves, and Helena comes rushing in.

Helena: "Oh my goodness, she got in! I knew this would happen again, I"-

Bayman: "Everything is under control, I'm glad you trusted your instincts."

Helena: "Yes, I… I want you two to follow me. I need to tell you both what happened when I entered the laboratory."

Scenario 3: Fanboy nerves.

Brad Wong: "So uh...you like to drink? Hehe..."

Kula: "...Why are you asking me this? I'm fourteen!"

Brad Wong: "Hey, come on, I'm just anxious about meeting someone famous as you!"

Kula: "Well it upset me! And we need to get you something that isn't alcohol! I bet your liver is crying!"

Brad Wong: "Well, I dunno...eh. Hey, don't grab my arm!"

Kula: "You're coming with me!"

A few hours later

Brad Wong: "A lollipop, eh? This isn't bad. A bit sweet, though. Eugh."

Kula: "Okay, how about some chips?"

Brad Wong: "Ooh, wine-flavoured chips!"

Kula: "Is there any alcohol in them?"

Brad Wong: "Nope!"

Kula: "Well, it's a start, and Kula's got to run! Bye-bye!"

Brad Wong: "Bye-bye! Huh...I just said that."

Scenario 4, Bass the dad

Bass: "Hey, Rig! We're having a family barbecue come on!"

Rig: "Barbecue...Bass, you're awesome! Course I'm comin' old man!"

...

Bass: "Rig, you suddenly got quiet, what's wrong?"

Rig: "Am I really part of the family?"

Bass: "Hell yeah, kid! You're an Armstrong now!"

Rig: "Why am I getting so emotional...*sniff*."

Bass: "Cause...uh...Armstrongs aren't afraid to show their emotions, that's what makes us so strong!"

Rig: "I see. You've made my day, Bass, and we aren't even at the barbecue yet."

Bass: "Well, the day's gonna get a whole lot better!"

Tina: "We got kebabs, we got sausages, we got TOMATOES barbecued. Armstrong barbecue baby!"

Bass: "Hell yeah!"

Rig: "Yeah...haha."

Tina: "What's up with Rig, papa?"

Bass: "Ah, he's just being emotional, realised he's an Armstrong!"

Tina: "Damn right, Rig you're like a brother!"

Rig: "Thank you...I...oh god, please not now!""

Bass: "Huh, his eyes just went all red!"

Tina: "What in tarnation!"

Rig: "Screw you all, I'm not an Armstrong, I'm a Donovan!"

Rig runs off.

Tina: "Papa, you need to go check on him!"

Bass: "it doesn't seem like he's in control of himself...Maybe the ninja man was right. I mean, we got tengus, dinosaurs, cyborgs and stuff, mind-control don't baffle me too much."