TIME FOR SOME MORE TRIVIA SCENARIOS DSJKFJKDSHFJ
I love how almost(key word ALMOST, I'm looking at you, bayman) everyone in the DOA6 roster fangirls/fanboys over Mai and Kula in their intros it's so cute.
Scenario 1: After Mai and Kasumi's fight, wlw themes. (inspired a bit by kiraragal200's new art check her art out!)
Kasumi: "Mmm, this ice cream is delicious! How's your crepe, Mai?"
Mai: "Amazing...hehe~"
Kasumi: "Hm?"
Mai: "You've got some ice cream on that nose of yours, fellow shinobi. Let me get that for you..."
Kasumi: "Huh? Wait! I"-
Ayane: "Kasumi, there you are, you traitor!"
Kasumi: "Um...Ayane? Mai, you can stop touching my face now..."
Ayane: "Wait, Mai Shiranui?"
Mai: "M-hmm!"
Ayane: "You're friends with a traitor? I always admired you! Prepare to fight"-
Mai: "Listen, not yet, it's not good to exercise right after eating."
Ayane: "Then I'll wait!"
A couple of minutes later.
Kasumi: "This is the most awkward day of my life."
Scenario 2: Trust your gut always
at the unforgettable stage after DOA6's main story
Helena: "Alright, Bayman, I need you to watch Marie Rose in this area. I'm sorry, just a bit anxious about what happened to her and Honoka, and the security measures haven't been fully"-
Bayman: "Don't worry about it, it's reasonable. I'll keep an eye on this...uh..."
Marie Rose: "Swedish beauty!"
Bayman: "Yeah, whatever. Please relax, Miss Helena. I don't know what happened between you and the blue kid but you've been on edge ever since."
Marie Rose: "Helena, are you sure you don't want a massage?"
Helena: "I am fine, Marie Rose. I just need some alone time."
Helena hugs both Bayman and Marie Rose, and leaves
Marie Rose: "Hehehehe!"
Bayman: "What?"
Marie Rose: "You looked so awkward and red! Haha! You like her! Bayman likes Helena! Bayman likes Helena!"
Bayman: "I do not! Wait, I'm not playing along with this."
Marie Rose: "Bayman likes Helena! Kissy kissy kissy- huh? I know you!"
NiCo: "You should teach your child to behave in public."
Bayman: "Now this is exactly why Miss Helena was anxious."
Get ready, fight!
Bayman: "Heh, poor child."
Marie Rose: "Scram, kiddo!"
NiCo: "You'll regret this..."
NiCo leaves, and Helena comes rushing in.
Helena: "Oh my goodness, she got in! I knew this would happen again, I"-
Bayman: "Everything is under control, I'm glad you trusted your instincts."
Helena: "Yes, I… I want you two to follow me. I need to tell you both what happened when I entered the laboratory."
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Scenario 3: Fanboy nerves.
Brad Wong: "So uh...you like to drink? Hehe..."
Kula: "...Why are you asking me this? I'm fourteen!"
Brad Wong: "Hey, come on, I'm just anxious about meeting someone famous as you!"
Kula: "Well it upset me! And we need to get you something that isn't alcohol! I bet your liver is crying!"
Brad Wong: "Well, I dunno...eh. Hey, don't grab my arm!"
Kula: "You're coming with me!"
A few hours later
Brad Wong: "A lollipop, eh? This isn't bad. A bit sweet, though. Eugh."
Kula: "Okay, how about some chips?"
Brad Wong: "Ooh, wine-flavoured chips!"
Kula: "Is there any alcohol in them?"
Brad Wong: "Nope!"
Kula: "Well, it's a start, and Kula's got to run! Bye-bye!"
Brad Wong: "Bye-bye! Huh...I just said that."
Scenario 4, Bass the dad
Bass: "Hey, Rig! We're having a family barbecue come on!"
Rig: "Barbecue...Bass, you're awesome! Course I'm comin' old man!"
...
Bass: "Rig, you suddenly got quiet, what's wrong?"
Rig: "Am I really part of the family?"
Bass: "Hell yeah, kid! You're an Armstrong now!"
Rig: "Why am I getting so emotional...*sniff*."
Bass: "Cause...uh...Armstrongs aren't afraid to show their emotions, that's what makes us so strong!"
Rig: "I see. You've made my day, Bass, and we aren't even at the barbecue yet."
Bass: "Well, the day's gonna get a whole lot better!"
…
Tina: "We got kebabs, we got sausages, we got TOMATOES barbecued. Armstrong barbecue baby!"
Bass: "Hell yeah!"
Rig: "Yeah...haha."
Tina: "What's up with Rig, papa?"
Bass: "Ah, he's just being emotional, realised he's an Armstrong!"
Tina: "Damn right, Rig you're like a brother!"
Rig: "Thank you...I...oh god, please not now!""
Bass: "Huh, his eyes just went all red!"
Tina: "What in tarnation!"
Rig: "Screw you all, I'm not an Armstrong, I'm a Donovan!"
Rig runs off.
Tina: "Papa, you need to go check on him!"
Bass: "it doesn't seem like he's in control of himself...Maybe the ninja man was right. I mean, we got tengus, dinosaurs, cyborgs and stuff, mind-control don't baffle me too much."
