Rating: T
Summary: Alcohol is all fun and games until it's a war. Also taken place after the whole one year away of Fairy Tail's disbandment. Sorry for out of character.

Pairing: Sparks everywhere.


Violet eyes glittered with excitement as she stared down her slightly buzzing components. You could sense the brown and dark blue eyes waver as they stared back. Red eyes stayed composed and gray eyes sense some humor in it.

"Answer in two seconds or bottoms up."

"Sort of." The royal blue eyed girl sighed as she answered with her cheeks puffed.

All eyes went wide except for red eyes who had glared. The purple-eyed girl smirked, "And what do you mean sort of?"

"Juvia recalls Cana's rules one question per player. Juvia's turn, now that Juvia has answered. Now it's Juvia's turn to pick a card."

Cana had created a drinking card game to mess with her team. There were two stacks of cards. One stack was nothing but pure colors to represent each member of the game, royal blue for Juvia, yellow for Laxus, black for Gajeel, purple for herself, and red for Jellal. The second stack had topics such as truth, dare, innocent, naughty, and 7-second challenge. The questioner picks a card from each stack, depending on the person and topic and asking the victim picked that has to do with the topic. The victim must answer truths in 5 seconds, do dares without hesitation, if hesitated or fail the 7-second challenge they must drink out of their vodka bottle for 10 seconds.

You would think they would've stopped by now since they've been playing since 12p.m., but no 6 hours later they were still playing until one of them pasts out. They started off with regular beer, but after 2p.m. they started getting out the Devil Springs Vodka and Everclear bottles. The game continued to get harder as they started to want embarrass each other.

Juvia picked up red card and7-second challenge card. Grinning she looked at Gajeel.

"You have 7 seconds to name 7 flowers. Ready? Go!" Juvia used her hands to count down.

"Fuck, uh roses, lily, sunflower…um roses, tulips-"

Juvia sang, "Times up drink up."

Gajeel glared at the bluenette as he grabbed the Devil Springs Vodka from Mirajane. The table counted down from 10 as he chugged it. After putting down the bottle, he picked up a yellow card and truth.

Gajeel grinned might as well have fun with this to push Mirajane's buttons more, "Laxus, kiss, fuck, marry to Cana, Juvia, and Jellal."

The tattooed bluenette glared at the iron dragon slayer as his name was mention.

Laxus shrugged as he answered, "Too easy, I'd fuck Cana because why the hell not, marry Juvia because her cooking rocks, and unfortunate kiss Jellal because that's all there is left."

In the backround Mirajane broke a glass to keep her cool, as Lisanna tried to distract her. The game continued, but started to get dirty. Once it hit 8:30, Team B minus Mira was finally drunk, but still all wide awake waiting for someone to pass out. The other guild members were entertained by some of the dares. Jellal to telling Erza in a neko costume that he was a 'sexy kitty', to which causing Erza speechless and slapping him away. Juvia giving not only a strip tease but also a lap dance for Loke with the song I Can't Quit You Baby by Led Zeppelin much to Gray's dismay and Loke's pleasure. Gajeel had gotten a lolli make over. Even Laxus' dares were pretty bad; one of them included it was to demonstrate his preferred blowjob on a banana. Cana had to cover herself in nothing but honey and ran around the guild singing Honey I'm Good by Andy Grammer while giving everyone a kiss on the cheek.

Nearing 11:30, after chugging for 10 seconds for hesitating Jellal's stomach finally gave up and 'ran' to throw up in a nearby trashcan. When he walked (staggered) back to the table, the next thing he knew everything turned black. Cana giggled and pointed at the passed out Jellal. That's when Erza decided to take her chance on taking Jellal to his apartment before he woke up to try to keep playing.

Her language was terribly slurred, "One's out, now the rest of you ladies need to pass out and I'll win."

Since their original game was getting too difficult in their state of mind, they decided to use the poker cards and shot glasses. Cana would shuffle the cards and pass one card to the remaining players. Whoever would get: diamond card=1 shot, club card= 2 shots, heart card= 3 shots, spade card=4 shots, ace or king=no shot. They took out the queen, and joker cards.

Soon enough Gajeel was the next to pass out, but only for a minute. He was considered out, to which meant to Lily that Gajeel and him can go home. Going into his bigger form he looked back at the remaining members of Fairy Tail who were going to help the last three drunken fools.

"Good luck."

Freed answered him while crossing his arms, "We'll need it."

Mira stared at the three as they continued. She asked Lisanna to stay behind with her, so she can help Cana get home, while Bixlow and Freed get Laxus. Gray stayed behind to help Juvia since they now lived together.

"How much longer do you think they'll go?" Lisanna couldn't help but ask.

"Hopefully not long." Freed sighed while closing his eyes.

Mira gave a small giggle, "Tomorrow will for sure be painful for them."

The next couple minutes went awfully long; the trio still drank and played the same card game. Laxus finally decided to pass out which put Freed in joy and Bixlow into snickers. Once they left, Gray started to get impatient and walked up to the drunken girls to at least make them call it quits.

"Don't you think now's the time to stop?" he spat.

Cana and Juvia ignored him and continued to competitively stare at each other. "You can quit anytime, sweetheart, the wife starting to complain." Cana joked. Gray twitched as he glared at Cana. The husband wife jokes were so annoying. Juvia shrugged off the joke only to smirk back, "Juvia thinks Cana will pass out soon." Cana tried to huff, "No way." Truth was Cana was starting to slip and both her and Juvia knew it. There no was way the bluenette could beat her!

Within five more minutes of drinking Cana finally felt her self drowsy and about to throw up. Just by staring at the brunette's face you could tell she was just about pass out any second now. Cana felt her surroundings spin and shut her eyes. Everything turned black for her. Not even 15 seconds went by, Juvia also closed her eyes as a winner.

Mira sighed as Lisanna and herself started to pick up the pass out Cana, "Will you be okay, Gray?"

Gray nodded as he picked up Juvia in a piggyback form. Not looking forward on helping the bluenette in the morning. He bid the siblings goodbye and started to head off the small house the bluenette and he bought. Almost home, he felt Juvia shift and her slurred mumble, "Juvia win?"

"Juvia won." He answered, with a small smirk.

All he heard was a small 'yay' then even breathing. Yep, she was going to have one hell of day tomorrow.


Once again I'm sorry for the out of characterness. XD Writing happens right? I hope you all enjoyed this one-shot! Hopefully I'll have the next one out faster then this one!

~Bubblycutie