Author's Note: Heh, I know I called this the Finale but I'm going to split it into multiple parts (multiple as in I have no idea where this series is going anymore) so it'll probably 100% complete by Sunday if not sooner.


Finale – Act 1

"Tsukasa, do you think Yutaka and the others are alright? They got so far ahead of us..." Minami worriedly stated.

"They'll be fine, we took care of all the police cars. I just wish that this truck could go a little faster," Tsukasa complained. They gray. truck couldn't even hit the freeway's 70 mph limit. A few minutes later they noticed the van their friends once occupied belly up in the middle of the road. Minami hopped out of the truck before it fully came to a stop. Before Minami wasted anytime searching the wreckage Konata appeared from behind the van.

"What happened? Where's Yutaka?" Minami questioned.

"Don't worry, everyone's fine. We hit a spike strip and the van flipped," Konata explained as the rest of the group appeared

"Anyway, we need to get moving, Hiyori's waiting for us," Kagami said.

Hiyori was almost halfway to her goal: covertly stealing one of these aircraft. She pulled her car up to the gates for the runways. Various airplanes littered the expanses of concrete, one caught her eye. It was big, looked expensive, and it was empty unlike the surrounding area. There was at least thirty people working on it. Maybe next time, she relented to herself. She looked around for another vacant plane, all of the planes she could see were occupied. She decided a helicopter would have to suffice. Sneaking through the cloud of machinery and people until she was only about ten feet away. She glanced at her watch, she was eleven minutes early. She hopped into the back of the helicopter but stopped dead in her tracks. She was eye to eye with the helicopter's co-pilot. Her instincts kicked in and she grabbed her Glock .45 out of it's holster and shot him point blank in the chest. The shot rang out over the entire air field. Hiyori knew she only had a few minutes before the other people figured out where the shot came from. She hopped into the pilot seat and checked the various dials and gauges. She flipped a few switches and the helicopter's blades began rotating.

"Hey someones in that helicopter!" A voice called out. All Hiyori needed was a few more seconds and she would be on her way. "Hey what are you doing!" the voice was directly behind her now, Hiyori didn't hesitate she pullet out her gun and shot him in the leg, she kicked him out of the helicopter. She was rising , they couldn't catch her now.

"How many stairs do we have to climb? Why did we have to chose the tallest building in Japan?" Konata complained.

"We just killed about ten people and your complaining about stairs, anyway this was the only building with a heli-pad," Kagami explained. They made it to the top and saw a helicopter coming their way.

"Must be Hiyori," Konata said. This was confirmed when the helicopter landed on the roof about 5 feet from where the girls were. They hopped in and took off.

"Hiyori, when did you learn to fly a helicopter?" Kagami asked.

"I watched an anime that showed a guy flying one," Hiyori told her. Kagami sweat-dropped when she realized that Hiyori wasn't kidding.

"How far out is your safehouse?" Tsukasa asked.

"It's about an hour and a half," Hiyori answered.

About 20 minutes into their flight, Konata noticed another helicopter following behind them. It had a SWAT label on the front.

"Hiyori, SWAT's following us but our guns are back at the crashed van," Konata glanced back at the trailing helicopter. Hiyori pulled out her .45 and handed it to Konata

"Don't drop it, its custom made." Konata looked it over: SOS Brigade was engraved on the slide. Hiyori continued " Two stage trigger, halfway is semi auto, all the way pulled is full auto: 180 Rounds per minute."

Konata opened the door, grabbed onto one of the hand holds she aimed for where she guessed the pilot seat was, pulled the trigger to full auto and didn't let go until her clip as empty. The helicopter persisted, almost valiantly, Hiyori threw Konata and another clip although this one was twice as long. Konata emptied that one too, the helicopter didn't even try to avoid the bullets.

"No good, its bullet proof," Konata realized, pulling the door shut. Konata handed Hiyori her gun back and sat down in the co pilot seat.

"Hiyori, I have an idea get me as close as you can to the other heli," Kagami said. Hiyori slowed down until the helicopters were adjacent to each other. Kagami threw the door open and jumped to the other helicopter. She pulled a knife out of her boot and threw the door wide open she hopped in and a minute later she came back out and hopped back onto Hiyori's chopper.

"That was crazy!" Tsukasa exclaimed. The other chopper was already lurching towards the ground and landing with a satisfying explosion.

The rest of the flight went unimpeded and they landed safely in front of Konata's safe house.

"It's huge," admired Miyuki.

"You haven't even seen the inside yet," Konata bragged.

Next Chapter: Finale - Act 2