New encounter with the friendship of soft rabbit and rough turtle

"Allen!" Lavi called over to Allen. Allen just looked at him with slight fear.

"Lavi…" Allen said quietly, as if asking permission to speak Lavi's name.

"Wanna, sit with us at lunch maybe….?" Lavi asked awkwardly.

"Uhh-" Allen started nervously.

"Wait! Please! You really don't have to force yourself! I mean uh… we'd like you to sit with us, but if you don't want to that's fine too…" Lavi was getting embarrassed.

Allen started to laugh. "What's so funny?" Lavi pouted. "And…" Allen stopped laughing because Lavi was getting serious. "I also wanted to say I'm really sorry." Allen blinked.

"For what?" Allen asked. He was confused.

"I'm sorry for being such an ass yesterday. I just… didn't know how to take it all in until Yuu explained it to me." Lavi hung his head in shame.

"It's okay! Really, you reacted a lot better than other people. Kanda, well, he was the first person to really not care at all. He seemed surprised, but all in all, I don't think he cared." Allen smiled sadly.

"True, it wasn't an illusion. He really doesn't give a fuck about anything really. He's a good person to talk to about certain things. He's just easy like that!" Lavi laughed and then his faced turned to stone. "Hey! I have a question, but you have to promise not to say anything to it but yes, no, or half. Got it?" Lavi waved his finger in Allen's face. Allen nodded. "So are you like, gay?"

Allen started choking. "Uhhh Yes…" Allen blushed. He'd never been asked this so openly.

"I knew it…" Lavi was talking to himself. "Anyway! Timee for lunch! Let's go bud!" Lavi almost pulled Allen into a hug but realized what happened. And just gestured. Allen smiled at this, Lavi really was trying.

When they got to the cafeteria, Lavi threw open the doors, and nobody flinched, even though it sounded like a huge drum being hit with the biggest hammer ever made.

"Lenalee! Yuu-chan!" Kanda glared and Lenalee, smiled at Lavi and then looked at me with slight disgust. At this disgust, Kanda slightly glared at Lenalee.

"Hi Lavi!" she said cheerfully, and obviously decided that Allen shouldn't be acknowledged.

Lavi also noticed this and just ignored her.

"Allen! Aren't you go to eat anything?" Lavi yelled getting Allen out of his current dreamy state.

"Huh? Oh yea-no. School food is absolutely disgusting, and they serve such small portions, I swear, we're not slaves, we're the ones who are feeding their families, why not feed us. I mean what happened to scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours? Of course, I'm the only one who has ever had this problem, seriously, I guess they're used to being prisoners! But I, I, would never take such cruelty to my diet! I will not stand for it!" And now you have seen Allen in rant mode. By the last part, he'd forgotten people were even there, and just talked to himself.

"Note to self: don't get Allen started on food rants. Ever." Lavi said as he stared, yes, just stared, in amazement.

"No kidding, I thought I was going to kill myself, damn…" Kanda joined in gruffly.

"Hey Kanda! Do you have that CD I asked for yesterday?" Lenalee asked.

"I'm eating don't bother me with stupid things." Kanda replied, so he was also playing the ignoring game…

"Lavi, are you doing band practice after school?" she tried asking Lavi.

"So Allen, where did you live previously?" Lavi just continued ignoring her, and he enjoyed it too.

Lenalee was starting to get mad, even Allen could see that.

"Lenalee can I see you for a minute outside." Kanda wasn't asking, so, he just got up and Lenalee happily followed, she totally had the hots for him. Did he feel the same? Probably not.

~Outside~

"Yes Kanda?" she asked. She really did like him. Did he like her? Of course! Atleast in her head, but really, he might've had a different thought in mind.

"Look. The new kid. Chill." Kanda didn't like saying long things.

"What… Kanda! Why talk about him?! I mean, couldn't we talk about something else?" she was pushing for it.

"Look, I don't like you like that. I don't like any other mother-fucking hoe in this school either." Kanda admitted.

Lenalee's eyes widened. "So, you like him more than me…" She started crying, Kanda couldn't handle crying girls. So he didn't.

"I don't even know shit about that guy, he knows a hell of a lot more about me than I know about him." Kanda admitted. "Hell, he knows stuff about me, I didn't even know," he said.

"Exactly, that's snoopy isn't it? He just knows more about you than you ever would have?!" she was angry…

"Lenalee! I'm not out here to play fucking 20 questions. My past, I would've spent my whole life not knowing, but now I know! And I'm damn happy about it, and if you don't agree with mine, Lavi's and his decisions, you can go screw yourself instead of screwing us all over." And with that, he walked away.

~Inside~

"So what'd you say?" Lavi was curious about what had happened.

"Did you let her down easy?" Allen said, Lavi didn't understand.

Kanda sighed. "As easy as it's ever gonna fucking get from my fucking mouth," he replied.

"I can see that," Allen replied.

"Allen. This may be personal but, how'd your last relationship go? What kind of guy was he?" Lavi asked.

'He' Kanda thought.

"Uhh, his name was err Tyki… he was handsome but a complete headache," Allen shook his head.

Lavi and Kanda looked at each other. "Tyki Mikk, like, from the Noah family?" Lavi asked.

"Yeah why?" Allen asked and Lavi started laughing his ass off.

"Kanda remind you of anything?!" he was laughing so hard. At Allen's puzzled look, Lavi added, "Mikk went here, like a year ago, after Kanda dumped his ass!" And he continued laughing.

"Did he text you, like, every 5 seconds if you weren't in his sight?!" Allen asked.

"Fuck no, I turned my phone off and he'd fucking chase me to Africa!" Kanda responded.

"I turned my phone off once and then he stole my friggin' phone! I had to keep a tracker in my pocket or else I'd not get my phone back!" Allen exclaimed.

"Fuck no! Seriously, once, he tried to sneak one in my jacket, since he's too much a wuss to do anything but chase me once I started turning my phone off! He tried to fucking turn me in for fucking assault!" Kanda slammed his fist on the table. They hadn't noticed that everyone in the cafeteria was now listening, and "oooo"ing and "ahhh"ing at their stories, one kid even had a whiteboard.

"Once someone touched my shoulder and he fucking put them in the hospital! It was a girl too!" Allen yelled.

"Are you fucking kidding? Some brave soul texted me and he fucking sent them a death threat not only on the phone, but he sent threatening letters every week for a full year! 52 Fucking threats!" Kanda challenged.

"Once, he set a present from my grandmother for my birthday on fire! He said it's so nobody would try to put a camera inside it and watch me! Then, he put a camera inside my room!" Allen yelled.

"Yeah? I fucking dumped him because I was a candidate for student council and he fucking killed the current president!" Everyone gasped, no one had known who'd done that.

"Harsh… I broke up with him because my best friend gave me a cat and he took the cat every night and tried to kill it, he even set it on fire once!" What Allen had said made the most emotional person when it come to animals in school cry.

"Okay ladies and gentlemen! Now, Bobby! Give us the score! Kanda: 10 Allen: 11. Allen is the winner!" Lavi yelled, gaining harsh glares from both Allen and Kanda. He put his hands up in defense.

"You guys have a lot in common, don't you think?" Lavi was nudging Kanda with his elbows. Kanda didn't punch, but what they saw made everyone gasp. Kanda Yuu was blushing with another blushing Allen Walker right by his side. This will be told for years to come.

IIIIII am sooooooo sorry for such a long leave! its not just this story, its been all my stories, anyway heres anther chapter, bata'd by Akiraki