Chapter 2: Birth of chaos
A large group of purple, lizard-like thugs from "Thugs-4-Less"(From the Ratchet and Clank series) had broken into the lab! Armed with powerful plasma cannons and giant hammers, they were ready to FIGHT!
Thugs: Get the Star Piece!
The Toons all assumed battle positions and readied themselves for combat with the thugs. Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy were feeling especially strong, with the new love between all of them. However, one thug pulled out a Concussion Bomb and threw it at the Toons! Before anyone could react to it, it blew up, sending our heroes flying backwards and shattering the glass container the Star Piece was in!
Thug Commander: Get the Star Piece! We'll rendezvous back at the abandoned observatory!
Thugs: Yes SIR!
The thugs grabbed the Star Piece and ran out the door, leaving the stunned Toons behind. Dipper and Mabel were the first ones to get up.
Dipper: They took the Star Piece!
Mabel: Guys! We've gotta get it back!
The other Toons got up and got themselves pumped up for battle.
Wendy: What's the Star Piece about?
Suneki: The Star Road! Good wishes aren't being granted anymore!
Vinyl Scratch: If we don't fix the Star Road, No one will ever be able to wish for good things again!
Dipper: We've gotta get it back!
Wendy joined the other Toons on their adventure as they all ran out the door. The abandoned observatory was their goal.
At the observatory, Neftin, Robbie, and all of the other members of the cult were putting the last Star Piece into the telescope/unknown machine's console.
Neftin: At long last! The Reality Warper is ready!
Ms. Decibel: Finally, we can CONTROL wishes!
Just then, the Toon gang rushed into the large room.
Odie: Arf!
Nobisuke: Look who ELSE is here! (points at Robbie)
Wendy: ROBBIE!?
Robbie turned to face Wendy, anger filled his eyes. Neftin however, was the first one to step forward.
Neftin: I suppose we should provide an explanation. We've converted the observatory's telescope into a Portal-Creating device. Using a powerful laser using dark energy as it's fuel, we DID destroy the Star Road.
Wendy: WHY would you DO something that HORRIBLE?!
Neftin: It's rather simple, actually. Our wishes weren't granted, because they weren't "selfless". Also, the power that the Star Pieces give will provide enough energy to unleash our master into the Tooniverse! The mighty TIKI TONG! (From Donkey Kong Country Returns)
He then pulls 2 large, extendable maces off his back.
Neftin: Seeing as how you want to STOP us, we'll have to battle for the right of owning the Star Pieces!
The rest of the Cultists and Toons dove into battle with one another, while Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy battled Robbie, who was wielding a long staff with a spear-like point on each end, producing red electricity. As they all fought, Wendy and the Twins tried to get some info from Robbie.
Wendy: Robbie! Why the heck are you DOING this?!
Robbie: To win you back! You never gave me another chance to give you love!
Wendy: You expect me to go back to you after you lied to me, stood me up countless times, tried to hypnotize me into being a brainwashed love-slave, AND joined an evil cult?! You're evil AND a lunatic!
Dipper: She should choose for herself who she wants!
Mabel: Yeah!
Robbie( Really starting to go nuts): NO! As far as I'M concerned, she's MINE! I OWN HER! You Twins are just in the way!
"Wendy is not property, she's a person who is free to make her own decisions!" Dipper snapped angrily.
"And these two are NOT in the way, in fact if it wasn't for Dipper I would've lost my free will to you!" Wendy added.
"That's what I meant, that loser ruined everything!" Robbie glared.
"On the contrary, Dipper saved me. It was your fault that even our friendship ended." Wendy retorted sternly. "And he is NOT a loser YOU ARE!"
Robbie growled with fury and rushed over to grab Wendy, intending to capture her...but Dipper leapt up and kicked Robbie in the chest, knocking him down.
"You're forgetting Robbie, I was the one who literally took down that certain evil runt before our world was fused with the Tooniverse, and THAT was because he put my sister in danger." Dipper said, so mad that you could almost see fire in his eyes. "What I mean is: you mess with the ones I love and you're gonna get your butt seriously kicked. In fact if you go too far you could even end up in the hospital! So. Leave. Wendy. ALONE!"
Robbie just lay there, stunned that a kid was able to knock him down. Wendy then punched a fist into her hand.
"And if you attempt to harm Dipper you're gonna get worse from me." She warned.
Robbie got up and hesitated, knowing that Wendy had learned a lot of skills from her dad. He then remembered...
"Wait a minute...hey twerp, you just admitted your feelings for Wendy!" He laughed. "What is she gonna think of you now?"
"Uh, she already knows." Dipper smirked.
"Huh?" Robbie's eyes widened.
"Yes, I've known for a long time." Wendy also smirked. "In fact...I love him back."
Robbie dropped his mouth open.
"WHAT?" He cried.
"That's right, because unlike you Dipper has a heart! A strong one!" Wendy smiled triumphantly. "Like Dipper said, I'm free to make my own decisions and I choose him! I'm forever taken Robbie, you will never get me back. Not even as a friend."
Robbie just stood there, frozen with shock and jealousy.
"Wait...'forever'?" Mabel grinned with glee.
"Wendy...what do you mean?" Dipper was stunned.
"Oh..." Wendy blushed. "Um, well the truth is you're the first one I was ever in love with. And I got to thinking...if the first one I fell in love with is a kid, then...then that could mean that we're..." Her blush became a bit stronger.
Dipper beamed.
"I always hoped that we were meant to be." He admitted. "But I was afraid that it might not be true."
"I always knew it was true!" Mabel cheered, hugging Dipper. "You really should stop being a pessimist bro."
"I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist." Dipper retorted good-naturedly. "And the reality is people rarely find their true loves this soon."
"Oh...well I'm not surprised it happened this soon. You both deserve it." Mabel smiled.
"Thanks kiddo." Wendy smiled, ruffling Mabel's head.
"No..." Robbie finally spoke. "NO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!"
Having really lost it now, Robbie attempted to capture Wendy again...but this time Wendy punched him in the face so hard that he spun around and was knocked out.
"Ugh, you know this jerk is really starting to remind me of what's-his-I.D." Mabel winced.
"Well if we can take that sociopathic weakling down we can certainly take Robbie down." Dipper shrugged. "Also I gotta remember to always stay on Wendy's good side." He then chuckled. "That was awesome Wendy."
"Thanks." Wendy grinned.
All of the other Toons had finished their battle with the cultists, and were all exhausted. But the machine was still activated! All around the building, dark portals opened up, releasing Tiki-like creatures into the Tooniverse! Then, the
telescope/portal machine shot a beam of energy at the night sky, creating a giant portal. Out of it came a MASSIVE Tiki head with 2 floating hands; TIKI TONG! It would be around 46 feet tall if on the ground. By that time, Robbie had snapped
out of it, and ran towards Tiki Tong on the balcony, practically FOAMING at the mouth and a wild look in his eyes.
Robbie: Tiki Tong! DESTROY THESE FOOLISH ONES! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
The other Toons had noticed this, along with the Twins and Wendy, and were filled with terror by the giant tiki being. Tiki Tong then grabbed Robbie, snapping him out of his insane trance.
Tiki Tong: You morons! You were all PAWNS to me. Ha ha ha!
The Cultists were shocked by this revelation and ran off, while the Tiki Monsters all started laughing. Robbie was freaked out when Tiki Tong spoke to him.
Robbie: PAWN?! You're supposed to be my SLAVE!
Tiki Tong then ATE Robbie and grabbed 6 of the Star Pieces. One fell into the bushes near the Observatory.
The Toons were REALLY panicked now.
Garfield: Hey, HERE's an idea: RUN!
Jaichibi: Great plan!
The Toons ran out of the building, while Tiki Tong and the other Tikis began wrecking it. Toons of the police squads and army rushed in to do battle with the monsters, while a general alert was sent out to Toons all over the City.
Eventually, after a lot of running, the gang made it to Tiff's Lab, where they barricaded themselves inside the immense complex. Nearly out of breath, the went to the lounge area to think of a new battle plan. Garfield and Odie fell asleep when they got on the couch, though. As the other Toons were trying to come up with a plan of attack, Mabel saw Waddles walking around the room, and remembered that he was brought to the lab for DNA samples. She then noticed something REALLY sweet: Sitting next to her was Wendy, stroking Dippers hair and back while he slept with his head on her lap.
"Man what a crazy day..." Dipper murmured.
"I'll say. Tired huh?" Wendy guessed.
"Yeah, not used to all this action. Even defeating the certain evil midget was easier."
"I can imagine...I mean the only reason why I'm not as tired is because I'm used to exercising a lot. Dad makes me and my brothers work out and all that." Wendy nodded. "You go ahead and sleep, we'll wake you up when it's time to go back into action."
"Okay...you don't mind me lying here?" Dipper suddenly remembered what his head was lying on.
"Of course not." Wendy smiled. "I always like having you near me."
"Just making sure..." Dipper and Wendy fell asleep.
Unknown to them, Mabel had taken a picture of the scene with a big smile on her face.
To be continued in Part 3
