Livy: This is Delia's chapter that she wrote for this story!

Delia: We are co authors cause *sigh* unfortunatly i -

Livy: She can't have a Fanfiction account till later so...

Kish: they are co authors *Glares*

Ichigo: what's your problem Kish?

Kish: They are evil to me! ME! in this chapter!

Lettuce: *looks up from reading ahead* Maybe. Maybe not.

Kish: Damnit tell me Fish or else *realizes Ichigo is here* Konichi-wa Koneko-chan! *smiles*

Lettuce Delia and Livy: Talk about violent mood swings...

Ichigo: *backs away from Kish very slowly* READ! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! READ!

Kish: *Advancing toward Ichigo* Awe Koneko-chans right...READ!

Livy: Sometimes th-he scares me...

Lettuce and Delia: *shocked* But thats almost impossible to do you laugh at The Haunting In Conneticut and you live there for Pete's sake!

Livy: Heh Heh...READ..and who the hell is Pete?

FLASH BACK OF THE DAY BEFORE:

"TARU –TARU!" yelled Pudding. "Do you want to go to the park with Pudding Na no da?" she asked.

"Sure?" he said not really 'sure' but wanting to get away from the psychos. The two then teleported out leaving the madness behind them.

END OF FLASH BACK!

Kish was bored. Very bored. Those stupid alien girls had locked him out of his room so he couldn't get anything more entertaining than Pai's human calculus, or the cheesy romance novels he hid under his bed in a box with the lock combination 'Love'. [How did Kish even get into Pai's room…Wait I don't want to know!] Speaking of annoying… where were those alien girls? [He refuses to learn our names!] It was getting dark, and while he was sure they would weird out any possible attacker, rapist, kidnapper etc., he didn't want them to try and take over Tokyo. That was… Pai's job. Looking outside, he did a double take. What is that fiery orange light? And what is that strange bobbing neon thing? Ducking outside the door, he walked toward the lights. He stopped short when he was close enough to see what was happening and sweat dropped. Turning around he ran for the hills or house/evil lab thing. He was going to need back up.

Kish, Pai, and Tart {the last two being dragged by Kish} watched the bizarre scene unfold. Alycia, in a baggy dress [I'm not gonna call it a loincloth dress Delia!] and frightening mask danced around the bonfire playing the bongos. Delio and Hannah danced too, Hannah in a neon A-symmetrical shirt with a short wrap skirt, mask, and pointy spear; and Delio in a leaf skirt with a halter top covering her chest reciting a strange chant in a language they didn't know [*cough* English *cough *] Ignoring the dumb struck boys {For the most part except for the glare Delia shot at Kish} the girls proceeded to grab Kish's 'Play Boy' magazines, raise them above their heads, and scream hysterically. Still screaming hysterically the girls through them into the flames burning them like…like…Paper! Yah paper. Kish jumped to grab the magazines the girls had sacrificed with a horrified expression.

"My precious babies! You evil, evil girls!" Ignoring Kish, they continued to dance and chant while Pai and Tart stared apathetically at the sobbing Kish. They all looked up when the chanting ceased.

"Oh great creator of pocky bless us with a bountiful harvest this winter!" Delio yelled at the sky. They got down on their knees and bowed several times.

"You better make the harvest bountiful or you will feel the wrath of my spear!" Yelled Hannah. Aylcia rolled her eyes and poured water onto the fire.

"Hey! Yo evil girls?" Yelled Kish waving his arms around with an angry face. They turned to him with amused expressions.

"Why the hell did you burn my magazines?" He continued. Tart sweat dropped.

"One they are offensive to women" Stated Delio stretching.

"Two we need to sacrifice 'Play Boy' magazines to please the pocky creator" Said Hannah impaling a tree with her spear. Everyone turned to Alycia.

"And four it was funny!" she yelled at them. Delio and Hannah sweat dropped.

"That was supposed to be three Alycia not four…" They said their voices fading out. [something about you: You just realized I skipped three and are now laughing at how you made such a stupid mistake]

"BED TIME!" bellowed Pai. The girls decided to stay on the couch as so not to be around while Kish exploded with fury at what they had done to his room. Kish entered his room only to find multicolored messages on his walls. Tart followed Kish into his room staring at his feet. Kish decided to read the neon green one first.

"I-C-U-P Pretty colors?" Kish wondered aloud. Tart was out of there in the blink of an eye extremely scarred for life at what Kish had said. Kish heard muffled snickers coming from the living room. Pai teleported in after to tell Kish something. Kish looked at the teal writing on the wall that said 'If you kill me you'll never find the treasure of I'm a wiener!'

"I'm a wiener?" Kish again wondered aloud. Pai couldn't help it he burst out laughing.

"Yes, Yes you are Kish!" he said still laughing.

"Hey!" yelled Kish. More laughter could be heard from the hall.

"Hay is for horses not for you!" said Pai after reading the purple writing off of the wall.

Kish stormed out of his room to find the three girls on the couch snickering.

"WHY?" he asked hurt.

"Well…you hate us and so we hate you?" Hannah hoped this excuse covered it. Kish frowned and through a pillow at her.

"I want a real answer!" he said. Delio snickered at Hannah.

"Cause that's what friends do! They tease each other it's not our fault that we're anti social blame the racists!" stated Delio coldly. Hannah was pissed. If looks could kill Kish would be dead. Hannah coughed.

"Friends will lend you their umbrella. Best friends will take yours and yell, 'Run Forest Run!'" Said Hannah before hitting Kish on the head with the pillow. He pulled out another pillow and hit5 her again. What started out as a simple pillow fight turned into a feathery mess fast. The girls and Kish sweat dropped. Then Kish shrugged.

"Just do what I do blame it on Tart" he said floating above the mess. Hannah rolled her eyes.

"Pai's not going to believe you without evidence so… I say we lay some down." She said with an evil look glancing at the people on either side of her before grabbing a fist full of feathers.

"Make a loose trail of these leading to Tart's room," she said handing them each a certain amount of feathers.

"Make it look natural," added Kish as he teleported into Tart's room to lay down the final evidence. They stood back to admire their work.

"Perfect" they all whispered. They highfived and headed back to bed before they were discovered.

"Goodnight" they all whispered before falling into their dream worlds.

Tart: Why blame me?

Delia: cause you wont admitt you like Pudding that's why!

Livy: Now should Tart be blamed or should the gang?

Delia Lettuce and Pai: YOU DECIDE IN YOUR REVIEW SO...REVIEW!

Kish Livy and Tart: YOU BROKE MY EARDRUMS!

fades to black and credits roll by,

Kish: Hey how come i'm not in there?

Livy: Opps...*fixes screen*

Kish: Better! *smiles* Oh Koneko-chan...

Pai and Lettuce: Review...