WARNING: Naru/Hina is this rhyme. Sakura dies also. So…..yeah.

DISCLAIMER: Too poor to own Naruto or anything else of the sort. ):

ALSO, GO CRAZY BART! :D

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Tsunade was back…again. That was not the worst part though. The worst part is….. she had a hangover. Something told her that she shouldn't have that special sake, but she decided to ignore that something.

"Alright, Hello again little snots. Anything new happen since last time I saw all of you?" Tsunade asked.

They just stared at her. Then Bushido raised his hand,

"Hi Miss Lady. Will you read us Crazy Bart this week?"

"No, Bushido. She's gonna tell us another nursery rhyme!" Since this statement came from Nami, Bushido promptly shut his face.
"Tell us about the egg thingy that falled on his face Miss Lady." Nami requested.

"Umm sure. Anyone got a problem with that?"

No one had a problem with that suggestion. Of course, Nami threatened them with pain if they did.

"Okay Tsunade. You can do this. Do not let last time happen again. And if you do, don't let that Crazy Bart boy speak again!" And with that thought, she began:

"Naruto-kun sat on a limb. Sakura-chan knocked him down on a whim.
Hinata-chan ran to his side. Then she laughed as Sakura died."

Lady Tsunade was rather proud of herself. She remembered the rhyme!...She thinks. She looked at the kids to see their reactions. The result was not good.

"What is it with you and death Lady?" One kid shouted. No one knew his name. He was simply referred to as, "That kid." Yes, even with the quotation marks. And hey, I didn't name him.

"Miss Lady! Miss Lady! Can I say the right choice?" The asker was none other than…..Gai! No, just kidding, it was Bushido. Though my story is missing a certain youthful flair to it…..

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm…" Tsunade pondered. Should she let Crazy Bush whatever speak or should she effectively crush his dreams? She went for the dream crushing, right? No, not right? Oh well, then she let Crazy Bush Whatever speak. He began:

"Me and Nami sat on a wall. Nami pushed me so that I would fall.
I held on and didn't let go. But then she went and grabbed me by the throat."

Surely Bushido's poem would win Nami's heart! After all, he did put her favorite activity in the poem-rhyme-thingy! But alas, it was not meant to be; for she said:

"Idiot! Why did you put me in the poem?" Nami raged. One could see the anger marks throbbing on her temple. It appears that anything poor Bushido did just wasn't good enough. Nami then decided to tell her own version of the rhyme,

"Me and Busihdo were in the class. I got angry so he asked,
'Nami, Nami, why do you hate me so?' And then I hit him to and fro….The End."

"Why did it end with 'The End?'?" "That kid" asked. "That's kinda random."

Nami turned to him with anger in her eyes. "Do you have a PROBLEM with MY ending?"

"That kid" gulped, "No Nami, I LOVE your Ending! And the beginning. And the Middle."

"Good." Nami smirked. "I just knew you would."

And after that chilling statement from Nami….DING! Tsunade's time was up.

"SAKE TIME!" She passed waiting for any stray comments from the children/snots.

"Bye Miss Lady. We'll miss you!" All the children said.

And as Tsunade was walking out the door, she heard Bushido say,

"I KNEW that Miss Lady had good tastes in rhymes! Maybe she'll help me win Nami over."

"Hmm, this might be interesting after all…" She thought. After that thought however, she heard a thud which was Nami hitting Bushido for "something that had to do with her. She didn't know what, but she didn't care."

And because it's Bushido, "Crazy Bart" could be heard by Bushido as he hit the floor.

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AuthorNoteTime: Poor Bushido. I don't think he knows what he is getting into… X(
Maybe Tsunade will help him. XD

PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER:

Who was behind Tsunade? Why it was none other than…Gai! No, wait, I mean….Lee! :D I don't mean Lee? Aw man. I was hoping it would be Lee. (A/N: I really wanted it to be Lee this time.)
No, my dear friends/acquaintance, this mystery person was…..BUSHIDO! And he was holding his favorite copy of "Crazy Bart: TubeMan Adventurer!" (A/N: No stealing Crazy Bart! He's mine!)

"Miss Granny Lady! Miss Granny Lady!" Bushido yelled while swinging on a vine that was always in the classroom somehow. "Read this! It'll make you feel lots better!"

"Uhhhhh…" Tsunade gave him a blank stare. "Okay, I'll read it?"

"Here ya go!" Bushido said while handing her the book! Epically, I might add! And with the power of YOUTH!

Tsunade read aloud.

THAT'S RIGHT. NEXT TIME, YOU WILL GET TO READ PART OF MY INFAMOUS INSTORY BOOK, CRAZY BART! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE! :D