A/N: OK got some reviews Oh m here is chap 3 Enjoy it like ya shouldaaa.
Once Apon a Time (lol the irony) the whole famil y finally got to the family thanksgivers dinner but it was relly awkward bc every one had seen Rumpeldumpel's facebook statis. "Dad why yall gotta be so emo" Neal broke the ice.
"STFU" Peter spooned at fork
This family drama was relly tearijng up the llama so CHarmin said "hnmmmmmmmmmmh I think we should talk all this out while the turkey cooks turkey." He said billiantly and 3/5 of them agerred. They sedicded to start with Emma bc she was the main carrot of the show and was pretty fuckin hot with her hanfluddss.
"Ok my issue with this family is Hennnnnn- Ahhhh the barn with the hens" She sucked at lying and was bout to admit her own flesh and bluud was her biggest mistake even tho she love that potbed Baelyfuire. She got to spun the botle to decide who was next the wine was err where.
The bottlet pointed at Regina and she was dishonest cuz she is the evil witch so yes i know you get my point? "OK my only issue is I want some fuckin turkey when arent we eating?" She was curtious and everyone goggled at the good old two face humor haha.
Next up was Rumpel who said "PASS" And everyone realised they could pass and skipped and this shit wasn't cool for the ones that had alreydy spooken up and it was all out war, Regina pulled out the missules.
"Whoawhoawhoa come on lets chill" Neal did what was right and reveeled the weed.
"OMFG THATS IT I AM ARRESTED YOU" Emma was fuckin pissed like a mexican bull that just seen spanish man weereing red.
Neal wasn't not hearing her so Baelfire give him a heads up "Omg Neal she's gonna cuff you and put you behind bars and we don't has anymore secrets to tell" Neal said to Bael.
"NOBODIE IS GOING TO FUCKING JAIL CALM DOWN" The elder Peter croaked at them all he was so old but so tweenie lookin it was kinda weird but they all knew he was the elder and wisest so they lessoned and sittie down. "We need to straighten this drama out b4 it gets out of hand n someone realises I am the antagonist"
"What?" Charming holla
"NOTHING JFC" Peter got all red bc he slipping up thanks to the alziemers lol he all creepy look at Henry's heart.
Suddenly the storybook of storybrooke opened and it reviewed a pix of the crew inside the fairytale world they looked relly happy even Peter who is never happy. Hook had one hand. "omg i understand" Regina fainted and got a vision of the futue. "We have to rerun to fiarytale land in order to be happy but Ariel cant come bc she was just a filler." "Well is everone in?" she ashed at them.
Baelly fire was all thumbs "I am fo the happienest!" He weeded. Everyone was pretty much for it except Peter so they handcuffed him again like they did in the show "come on dad your not getting any older lol" Rumple said bc his dad was a tweenie and it was so silly.
Regina put her hands on the book and zap she was in the book and waving at them "omg that's fuckin wicked" Belle said "Hell ya" Hook agrrred.
Soon everyone was popping there hands onto the book and zappin into the book and they all felt a rush of happnyness rush thru their bones except for Hook's missing hand they dont even know where it is so they giggled at his misfortunate.
"Wee it like were in a wormhole" Harry was a smart child bc he had Emma's brain cells and not his daddy potheads brain.
They did not no what awaited them in Sotry brook 2.0 fairyland
TO be continue
