"Lyke, tayk me in2 Nornia!"
"I can't."
"Lyke, teh y nawt?/"
"I can't, because you'll probably destroy it."
"LOL! Noo, I wnt!1 I pinkee-pormize!11"
Peter had never realized how beautiful and amazingly flawless Maryellen Susannah was until he took the time to actually look at her. Maryellen Susannah was so slow that she didn't catch him staring until he looked away. Perchance it was the drool that gave it away.
"Lyke, wut r u lukkin at?/"
"Nothing." Peter said, monotonously.
"Ohh."
Maryellen Susannah's other twelve inch Stiletto was stolen by a raccoon, and Maryellen Susannah was now barefoot.
The two "luvv burdz" strolled together, beneath a full moon that reflected upon a nearby lake. The lake led into the magical, mythical land of Narnia.
"Lyke, teh OMG!1 Theirz 2 mouns!"
Peter spoke softly and slowly, as if he were talking to a child.
"No. There is only one moon. See that lake?"
The clueless Maryellen Susannah replied faintly.
"Mmm-Hmmmmmmmm."
With a deep sigh, Peter replied.
"That lake leads Narnia."
"LYKE, TEH OMG!11 NORNIA!111 RLLI?////////"
"Yes. Really."
"Ohh. I new tht."
Peter sighed once more, then dove into the lake, rippling the surface, distorting the face of the second moon.
"PETEYKINZ!1 WARED U GO!1 OMG!1 HELLLLPP! HELLLP!1 OMG!1 HELLLLLLPPPP!1"
Then, something that never happened to a Mary Sue ever in the entire history of Mary Sues happened at that moment.
Maryellen Susannah thought. The thought was still poorly structured and horribly misspelled, but she actually thought.
