Hiya! I would just like to say thanks for the amazing amount of feedback for this- and thanks especially to anyone who's reviewed! Also, if anyone would suggest ideas for the next, I would be more than happy to comply- with a mention, of coarse. Anyway, here ya go!

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"Helloo, it's Amy Pond-

(Williams-)

(-Rory!)

-Pond. I'm not available right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you!

(If you're lucky)

(You better start running Doctor, or I'll-)"

-BEEP-

"Hello Pond! Oh, it is good to hear your voice, how nice it all is, was- is...

Ahem.

I know you and Roranicus said to me, although it was more of a side note- probably only actually a footnote- Ohh, anyway, you said to not call you.

And I did.

You said that there was no honeymoon first time around, and you wanted alone time.

Which I interrupted by calling you.

But, I am not actually talking to you, so... The point, Amelia, is this wouldn't have happened if this wasn't an emergency.

A Pond induced emergency.

Therefore it is your fault.

Therefore, Amy, you have to help. Because, you see, if you hadn't have left a silly human contraption- practically medieval, may I add- if you hadn't left that rocking chair lying about, if you hadn't insisted on me buying it, if you hadn't implored me to keep it in the library-

I wouldn't have got my leg stuck in it!

Ahem."

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A/N: Lets try reverse psychology. DON'T REVIEW! (See what i did there?)