Hiya! I would just like to say thanks for the amazing amount of feedback for this- and thanks especially to anyone who's reviewed! Also, if anyone would suggest ideas for the next, I would be more than happy to comply- with a mention, of coarse. Anyway, here ya go!
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"Helloo, it's Amy Pond-
(Williams-)
(-Rory!)
-Pond. I'm not available right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you!
(If you're lucky)
(You better start running Doctor, or I'll-)"
-BEEP-
"Hello Pond! Oh, it is good to hear your voice, how nice it all is, was- is...
Ahem.
I know you and Roranicus said to me, although it was more of a side note- probably only actually a footnote- Ohh, anyway, you said to not call you.
And I did.
You said that there was no honeymoon first time around, and you wanted alone time.
Which I interrupted by calling you.
But, I am not actually talking to you, so... The point, Amelia, is this wouldn't have happened if this wasn't an emergency.
A Pond induced emergency.
Therefore it is your fault.
Therefore, Amy, you have to help. Because, you see, if you hadn't have left a silly human contraption- practically medieval, may I add- if you hadn't left that rocking chair lying about, if you hadn't insisted on me buying it, if you hadn't implored me to keep it in the library-
I wouldn't have got my leg stuck in it!
Ahem."
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A/N: Lets try reverse psychology. DON'T REVIEW! (See what i did there?)
