Ivy leaned in to Harley, eventually hovering inches over her. "You can pay me back for the fruit yogurt now" Harley smiled at the redhead. "What do I do?" Ivy worried in her mind. She was still panicking and felt like she was losing control of her body. She kissed Harley again, this time more intensely and not so delicate. Harley started running her hands up Ivy's waist, to her abdomen then chest. "Oh no, it's happening" Ivy was freaking out. "She's pulling me closer, NO NO NO" Ivy didn't know how this would work. With a guy and a girl it's pretty straight forward. This is something she never thought in an eternity she would have to figure out. "Calm down Red, just relax" Harley reassured her anxious and worried partner. She could feel Ivy becoming more and more tense. She pulled the nervous wreck of a plant hybrid down on top her. Their bodies were touching. Ivy wasn't sure if it was a good thing or a bad thing that she only had her leafy two piece on. Leafy two piece? "Oh no" she thought. What if her skin was too coarse or still had some dirt on it? What if she wasn't good at it and any chance she had with Quinn was gone? Was Ivy overthinking this? Absolutely. Was it gonna be nearly as bad as she thought it'd be? Nope. But Ivy's paranoia was getting the better of her.
"Ah" Ivy let out. Harley started kissing her jawline and neck, and began running her hands down Ivy's back. Ivy started running her hands up Harley's loose shirt. She had lost control. She couldn't help herself and before she knew it, her hands reached Harleys chest. Harley leaned slightly up and kissed Ivy. Her tongue seeking entry into Ivy's mouth. On the inside, Ivy was freaking out. But on the outside, she began to feel calmer and less tense. She allowed the clown to enter. Her leafy two piece began to disappear. The density appeared thinner and thinner and in almost no time it was completely gone.
Ivy pulled Harleys shirt off, and commanded some of her less thorny vines to tug down her basketball shorts. "This was it" Ivy thought. She was about to figure out exactly how this was going to work.
Ivy started kissing Harleys neck, slowly moving down to her chest and stomach. How intense was she supposed to be? How kinky or passionate was this supposed to be? She hesitated for a second. She then continued down Harley's stomach to the end of her lower abdomen. "Here I go" she thought. Was she doing it right? "Absolutely" Harley would have answered. Did Ivy think she was doing it right? Absolutely not. But she took Harley's slight leg twitching and arm fidgeting as a good sign. She was right.
Ivy slowly made her way back up to Harleys chest then lips. Harley pushed up until they were both upright on the couch. Then slowly began to push Ivy onto her back and began her adventure down Ivy's body. Lips, jaw, neck, chest, abdomen, then she finally landed at her goal. Ivy almost screamed. "What was going on? How did this happen? How should I feel about this? I didn't know a tongue could- AHH! Am I doing it right? Don't. Stop" Ivy was screaming in her mind and before she knew it, "AAHHH" she let out. . There it was. Harley crawled her way back up to Ivy's face and kissed her one last time. "Goodnight Red" Harley smiled. They quickly curled up in the blanket, and in a matter of moments, Quinn fell asleep. Ivy couldn't stop thinking about what had just happened. It was quick, or at least it felt quick. What did this mean for them? What was their relationship going to be in the morning? Was that 'Yeah we're dating now' sex, or just 'I wanted quick action' sex. Ivy's mind wouldn't let her stop freaking out. But then she glanced at the now asleep girl that was lying naked on her. She squeezed her partner lightly then soon after fell asleep.
Ivy awoke to Harley staring at her. She gave a disgruntled morning groan and sharply questioned "What are you doing". Harley widened her small smirk to a full smile and replied "I was just lookin', no harm done". Harley gave out a loud, over exaggerated yawn and slowly pushed herself up from the poor plant hybrid who was rudely awoken from a rather comfortable nights sleep.
"SoooOoo" Quinn started while putting on her tshirt from the night before. "Are we… Like a thing now?" She asked pulling up her shorts. "Or do ya want me to forget about what happened last night and pretend it nevah happened?" "Why would I want that?" Ivy snappily answered back. She enjoyed herself last night. Was this Harley's way of letting her down gently? Ivy's mind was, of course, just overreacting and over thinking. "Well, Pud… Mistah J likes when I pretend nothing happened and gets really mad when I bring it up" Harley down heartedly informed. Joker hated when Harley thought anything special of a little action. It was even the cause of one of Harley's first expulsions from his posse. "Well, I'm not Joker" Ivy began. She felt remorse for the clown. "I kind of liked what happened last night and would rather not forget such a huge milestone in our relationship -" she stopped… Was what they had even a romantic relationship? She saw Harley's eyes start to widen. The next two minutes were either going to be really good or extremely bad.
"You mean, I could be like… be your girlfriend and go on dates and cuddle and get you mad and not be worried about getting eaten by a huge viney man eaty plant" they blond began. Then she let out a huge gasp "OooO and go on adventures and solve mysteries and be partners in crime and -" Harley was absolutely excited about what she assumed Ivy was implying.
"Calm down Harls" Ivy said, but it was mostly a reassurance for herself. She was absolutely ecstatic about what just happened. Ivy let a small smile show but almost immediately returned to a sterner more serious face.
"I could be like Indiana Jones and you could be my-" Harley was still going on about her girl-venture with Ivy. "Harley!" Ivy yelled, trying to catch the blond's attention. Quinn immediately stopped and looked at her shouting house mate. Ivy then placed her hands on Harley's shoulders and looked her partner in the face. "Go take a bath and wash up, and I'll make breakfast okay? I feel like you need time to process this". That was a lie. Ivy was the one who needed time alone to process what was happening. "Okay Red, but when I come back I better have ice cream covered pancakes with a bowl of Cookie Crisp" Harley warned Ivy. She then ran upstairs and rushed her shower so she could hurry and eat a very sugary breakfast.
"Ice cream on pancakes…. Who gets ice cream with pancakes -" Ivy started to complain to herself. "She better fix her diet soon or she's going to have a problem" she said pulling the tub of cookie cream ice cream out of the freezer. "Now that I think of it, I do have a calorie reducing herb in my garden… I don't think Harley would mind me putting a few thinning ingredients into her sugar-splosion of a meal" Ivy thought out loud. She quickly ran to her garden, picked a few herbs then ran back inside to the kitchen. She diced then real small to trick the clown into thinking they were sprinkles. After preparing a meal worth 3 days of calories, she didn't feel too hungry and as such, just munched on homemade dried fruit and a mango.
By the time Harley had come downstairs her breakfast was on the coffee table waiting. "YAY!" She yelled and nearly shed a tear of joy. She immediately started eating and before long, was finished with the bowl. "Feed me like this and I'll never leave!" She exclaimed at the hybrid who was sitting next to her watching a bowl of near pure sugar enter a paper thin blond. Which brought up an interesting question. "How do you stay so thin with an appetite and sweet tooth like the one you own?" Ivy partly scolded and partly questioned. "Well, Mistah J normally keeps me away from the kitchen and doesn't let me eat much. He thinks I'll ruin my image and says if that happens he'd needa get ridda me for good. But since I don't intend on going back, Im going to spoil myself". She then looked up from her bowl and looked at Ivy. "But don't worry, I'll try and keep myself relatively healthy. Can't go adventuring if I don't fit in a getaway car!" She laughed. She was serious though. In what she thought of as a life of shame and self pity, she felt her figure was one of the only things she could be proud about.
Ivy once again only felt worse at what Harley had said. She knew that Joker didn't treat Harley well, but to hear exactly how he'd mistreat the, now, love of her life, made her not only angry, but also sorry for her love. It always had bothered her whenever Harley would talk about Joker and what he'd do.
So Ivy took Harley's hand and looked the blond in the eye. "We can go adventuring as much as you want. You don't ever need to go back to Joker, and we can live happily ever-" "AFTER" the blond cut her off. Ivy was happy that Harley shared in her enthusiasm. "YAY RED! We can rob banks and dodge cops and, best of all, poke and tease at Batsy!" Harley was so excited and she nearly fell off the couch jumping about in excitement.
Harley then looked at Ivy and grabbed her forcefully. She then quickly leaned in and kissed the unsuspecting woman. "Now I begin the best and greatest adventure of all!" She shouted enthusiastically. "What's that?" Ivy asked, straightening up on the couch. Harley simply looked over at Ivy and stared into her eyes. A big smile grew on her face and replied "My life with you!" She said in a rising tone.
~~~1 month later~~~
"Hey Harls" Ivy called from the living room. "Yea, hun" Harley answered back from the hallway atop the stairs. She walked out and started her way down stairs. "I found where that zombie root was being held. Feel like breaking into a secured building and stealing a jeweled plant from the Botanical Society?" Ivy more commanded then queried. "Sure Red! Sounds fun!" Harley answered. Immediately they started plotting the heist. They were acquiring a plant powerful enough to create mind control poisons. Powerful enough to take over Gotham. And make even the great Batman a mere puppet. The heist was planned perfectly. Harley had just mis informed Ivy about one detail. One crucial and important detail that would make or break the plan. What day the gala would be held in the plants honour.
End
This was my first Harley and Ivy fic, and I drew a lot of inspiration from the Harley and Ivy graphic novel by Paul Dini. Especially towards the end. And though I didn't intend for it to be a prequel to the novel, I decided to end it where the book starts, the attempted theft of the zombie plant. I hope you all enjoyed this rather short story nonetheless. I'm also planning on writing a sequel ish sorta thing to this one, so if that's something you'd be into, then keep an eye open for it! That's all, hope all of your beauties enjoyed!
