A/N: Wow, this is by far the longest an update has EVER taken me. Frankly, I'm not even sure if anyone's still following this but I enjoy writing it so it will be finished. Now where exactly was I…
Disclaimer-I have to disclaim don't I?
Sakura's turn
Sakura-Hey Sasuke you are a complete and total idiot and I hate you immensely. In fact, do everyone a favor and leave with Orochimaru and never come back.
Sakura-Tsunade you are a damn drunken moron and a lame teacher!
Sakura- Lee-kun, blushes, wanna um…date.
Sakura-Sasuke, your brother Itachi-kun is WAY sexier than you. In fact I think I'll abandon Konoha just to be with him, see ya.
Jirayia attempts to pick Sakura up
J-man-Heya, baby what is up?
Sakura-Oh pervy-kun I adore you. Let's go to your house and have some ergh fun.
Sakura- kicks Shizune while hugging Ino. "I hate you and your freakin pig and quit trying to hang out with Tsunade she hates your guts."
Sakura-Naruto, I'm sorry for going for Sasuke like a moron let's date. Besides I'm way prettier than Hinata, right?
Sakura walks up behind Sai and slaps him on the butt, "Son, what are you workin with?"
Sai-grabs Sakura and begins making out with her.
Sakura-joins Akatsuki
Naruto-"Why did you do it Sakura, I mean what the hell?"
Sakura-"Oh they had better taste in clothing my dear."
Naruto-deadpans "Is that the only reason?"
Sakura-"Duh Naruto!" Laughs then walks away.
Sakura gets drunk and sings karaoke in front of the entire leaf village while singing apple bottom jeans. Enough said.
Sakura goes to a bar gets picked up by Genma who continuously tries to take advantage of her. She is rescued by Gai-sama.
Kakashi-Sakura, um…blushing.."What is your opinion on older men and younger women dating?"
Sakura-smiles "Works for me.
Orochimaru-Would you like to join me Sakura?" said in a hissing tone of voice.
Sakura-OMG I love mysterious snake men "I'll follow you forever!!"
Tsunade-"What on earth Sakura how could you steal my man?" "That's just wrong on so many levels!"
Sakura-hangs all over Jirayia "Tsunade you're way too old to get a decent man."
Jirayia agrees dazedly.
Sakura bitch slaps Sasuke "You suck!"
Sakura-eats a junk load of random food, so much so that Chouji is grossed out.
Chouji-"What is with you today Sakura?"
Sakura-acts like a total ditz "Nothing really just pregnant."
Chouji-almost passes out "Who's the-"
Sakura-without missing a beat "Gaara."
Kakashi-"What's with you Sakura, your mission performance has been a bit shoddy lately."
Sakura-"I just can't stop looking at that hottie?"
Kakashi-looks around and seeing no one but Naruto asks who.
Naruto randomly takes his shirt off.
Sakura passes out.
Kakashi slaps his forehead and sweatdrops.
