Disclaimer:

I don't own DGM or The 12 Days Of Christmas...

Summary:

On the 3rd day of Christmas Lenalee gave to me!

Warning:

Umm No warning just one cuss word


The 12 days of Christmas DGM Style.


"On the 3rd day of Christmas,

A Green Haired Girl gave to me,

Three candy canes,

Two Black Eyes, and

One Box of Condoms,

What the bloody hell!"

The silverette look at the girl and then back at the candy canes she gave to him.

"Umm Thanks Lenalee."

"Your weclome"

She smiled and walked off, skipping happliy, while the silverette looked starstruck...

'No they're all in on it!'

He then hit his head on the wall, "Nooo!"


"On The Third Day Of Christmas, My true Love gave to me,Three French Hens , Two Turtle Doves, and A Partridge in a Pear Tree."
- The 12 day of Christmas Song

Okay ! Well That was a crack, me and oneechan where wondering about what Lenalee would give Allen, and I was like candy canes , since we need to be nice to Allen for once..

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