Disclaimer:
D.S.: Nihau!
Heero: YOUR CHINESE SUCKS TOO! STICK WITH THE DAMN ENGLISH! YOU YANK! (Out of character…I caused him to go insane)
Duo: (Growl) SHUT UP YOU JAP!
D.S.: Thank you Duo! (Hugs his arm affectionately)
(The other G-pilots gag in disgust)
D.S.: I could turn this to a yoi!
G-Pilots: NOOOOOOOOOO! (Cringe)
D.S.: I thought so. (Thinks that even if she had to, she wouldn't, because she hates both girl-girl and boy-boy. Except let's just keep that to myself.) All right, I don't own anything except a few slaves and some sick and twisted thoughts. (Enjoy!)
G-Pilots: (Stare)
D.S.: (Grin)
Trowa: She's insane, isn't she?
Duo: Trowa, you tend to state the obvious.
Heero: …
Wufei: Obviously.
Duo: You suck at being funny.
Wufei: But not at killing! (Chases Duo with katana)
Duo: You can't kill me! I'm the almighty God of Death! (Runs)
Quatre: Can't we please be normal!
Heero and Trowa: …No…
Trowa and Quatre VM's
Trowa Barton…
Hello, you have reached Trowa Barton, but actually, I have no name…but I'm called Trowa, but that's not my name…I'm just called that by my fellow pilots, but it's not my name…umm…well…just leave a message at the beep. But technically I have no name…but people call me Trowa…but that's not my name…
Beep
You have 3 new messages…
First new message…
Click
Hello, Trowa, this is Relena, have you seen Heero lately, because I'm worried that he's avoiding me. Why would he do that to me! I love him! And he loves me! He's saved me so many times he better love me! Because I love him and he must love me-
(Trowa skipped to the next message)
Next new message…
Mr. Barton, this is Blockbuster, we realize that you have several movies rented and have yet to be returned, such as the following:
Good Girl
Mean Girls
Notebook
Little Black Book
When Harry Met Sally
Along Came Polly
Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood
Big Fish
Napoleon Dynamite
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Raising Helen
And Mona Lisa Smile
Please return these you sick, sick freak. You owe 67,793.13. Thank you very much.
Next new message…
Trowa! This is Heero! I'm going into hiding, I running away to Kansas, where Relena will lease expect me to be there. If you hear from her tell her that I died cold and alone because she was hunting me like crazy! In fact, I may go to Hawaii…retire from all this pilot crap! Trowa! Thanks man! (Starts to sing out of tune) BORN FREEEEE! AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS! (Trowa covers ears, hoping it will stop, staggering away from the machine; his teeth clenched) THANKS MAN! YOU'RE THE BEST!
Click…
End of message…you have no more messages…goodbye…
Quatre Rebara (dunno if that's spelled right) Winner
Hi! You've reached Quatre Winner! I'm a simple young man, I have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a loving personality; I'm trying the new Voice Message Dating Service, so if you're a young woman looking for love look no further, I'm very shy and people say that I'm unbelievably cute…well I'm probably off helping Rashid so please leave a message after the beep. Thank you very much!
You have two new messages…
Winner. This is Dorothy; I saw that you were doing this Voice Message Dating Service thing. Boy, I'm your girl! (Hic!) I mean! (Hic!) Quatre…(Hic!) I love (hic!)…You…bartender…more sake! (Slam!) Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh…. that hit the spot! (Hic!) YOU ARE DROP DEAD SEXY! (Faint) CALL THE POLICE! THIS LADY FAINTED! WHOA! SHE'S GOT TWO EYEBROWS ON EACH EYE! CALL 911 YOU BAKA!
Click…
Your message has been deleted…
Next Message…
Duo: OH QUATRE! YOU SOUND SOOOOOO CUTE! I WOULD JUST LOOOOOVVVVEEE TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU INSIDE SANDROCK…HEE HEE HEE!
(Quatre picks up the phone)
DUO! RAAAAAAHHHH! THIS ISN'T FUNNY! I'M DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT TRYING THIS AND I DON'T NEED YOU PLAYING YOUR DAMNED PRANKS ON ME! MY SELF ESTEEM IS ON A LOW AND I REALLY NEED THIS!
Duo:………I was just kidding………. Don't be such a ninny about it! Damn! And by the way, I recorded that entire rage session and I'm gonna add it right next to Wufei's Pimp List! Yaaaaahhhhh!
(Quatre hangs up)
Duo: Quatre? Quatre? (Shrug) oh well…
Click… You have no more messages…Goodbye…
D.S. How was that! Duo has officially named the list that he read on Wufei's VM, Wufei's Pimp List! I now own that so the only way can you use it is if you review and ask me and I will likely say yes. TROWA'S INTO CHICK FLICKS, AND QUATRE'S TRYING VM DATING! MWHAHAHA! Please RR! Thankses!
